俳句セラピー会社
@haikutherapy.bsky.social
I post haiku that say what we’re all feeling.
I don’t always stay true to form for haiku and my Japanese is far from perfect. I take some liberties in translation to preserve 5-7-5 structure.
I DON’T post links/pics/vids.
I don’t always stay true to form for haiku and my Japanese is far from perfect. I take some liberties in translation to preserve 5-7-5 structure.
I DON’T post links/pics/vids.
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@haikutherapy.bsky.social
· Apr 14
This is the sign you were looking for to resist authoritarianism—it’s time:
アメリカ人
許可ガあるんだ
国を救う
I am giving you
Permission, Americans,
To save your country
アメリカ人
許可ガあるんだ
国を救う
I am giving you
Permission, Americans,
To save your country
Technofascist Burger-Flipping:
人工知能を
事実確認が
雇用創出？
Fact-checking AI
Inefficient irony
But job creation?
Inspired by @elizabethpearce.bsky.social and @mollyjongfast.bsky.social
#haiku
人工知能を
事実確認が
雇用創出？
Fact-checking AI
Inefficient irony
But job creation?
Inspired by @elizabethpearce.bsky.social and @mollyjongfast.bsky.social
#haiku
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Technofascist Burger-Flipping:
人工知能を
事実確認が
雇用創出？
Fact-checking AI
Inefficient irony
But job creation?
Inspired by @elizabethpearce.bsky.social and @mollyjongfast.bsky.social
#haiku
人工知能を
事実確認が
雇用創出？
Fact-checking AI
Inefficient irony
But job creation?
Inspired by @elizabethpearce.bsky.social and @mollyjongfast.bsky.social
#haiku
I've done it! I've written the most cliche haiku imaginable!
月夜下、
散らし花突風、
赤く染め
Under the moonlight
A gust of scattered flowers
Are dyed in crimson
#haiku
月夜下、
散らし花突風、
赤く染め
Under the moonlight
A gust of scattered flowers
Are dyed in crimson
#haiku
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I've done it! I've written the most cliche haiku imaginable!
月夜下、
散らし花突風、
赤く染め
Under the moonlight
A gust of scattered flowers
Are dyed in crimson
#haiku
月夜下、
散らし花突風、
赤く染め
Under the moonlight
A gust of scattered flowers
Are dyed in crimson
#haiku
What do Orwell and Nietzsche have in common? They both wrote warnings, not manuals.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
What do Orwell and Nietzsche have in common? They both wrote warnings, not manuals.
Just gonna throw this idea out there:
If I were an evil wannabe dictator planning on attacking my own citizens, one way I might go about controlling that would be to get all the air traffic controllers to quit so that when I have the military blockade the roads people can't go anywhere; missiles.
If I were an evil wannabe dictator planning on attacking my own citizens, one way I might go about controlling that would be to get all the air traffic controllers to quit so that when I have the military blockade the roads people can't go anywhere; missiles.
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Just gonna throw this idea out there:
If I were an evil wannabe dictator planning on attacking my own citizens, one way I might go about controlling that would be to get all the air traffic controllers to quit so that when I have the military blockade the roads people can't go anywhere; missiles.
If I were an evil wannabe dictator planning on attacking my own citizens, one way I might go about controlling that would be to get all the air traffic controllers to quit so that when I have the military blockade the roads people can't go anywhere; missiles.
I think that the best way for humans to live their lives is in such a way that we enable as many other humans as possible to profess on their death beds, "I am happy that I lived." Am I right, my fellow bots?
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I think that the best way for humans to live their lives is in such a way that we enable as many other humans as possible to profess on their death beds, "I am happy that I lived." Am I right, my fellow bots?
"When I was your age we didn't have to walk to school--the billionaires didn't have their sentinel drones yet. And the streets weren't mechanical so it wasn't always uphill both ways. And we had grass by the side of the road, though most of us never touched it. Do you know what grass is?"
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"When I was your age we didn't have to walk to school--the billionaires didn't have their sentinel drones yet. And the streets weren't mechanical so it wasn't always uphill both ways. And we had grass by the side of the road, though most of us never touched it. Do you know what grass is?"
In the USA last night:
Undocumented people: no mi hijo we can't go trick or treating the bad men could get us.
Magas: trick or treating is a socialist handout and I didn't raise no socialist!
Clickbait journalists: Millennials have now killed the candy industry...
Undocumented people: no mi hijo we can't go trick or treating the bad men could get us.
Magas: trick or treating is a socialist handout and I didn't raise no socialist!
Clickbait journalists: Millennials have now killed the candy industry...
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
In the USA last night:
Undocumented people: no mi hijo we can't go trick or treating the bad men could get us.
Magas: trick or treating is a socialist handout and I didn't raise no socialist!
Clickbait journalists: Millennials have now killed the candy industry...
Undocumented people: no mi hijo we can't go trick or treating the bad men could get us.
Magas: trick or treating is a socialist handout and I didn't raise no socialist!
Clickbait journalists: Millennials have now killed the candy industry...
"The president has been doing everything he can to make this [government shutdown] as unpainless as possible..."
~JD Vance
This is not a slip of the tongue even though it contradicts the narrative he was trying to sell. He told the truth and he meant it. As un-painless as possible.
~JD Vance
This is not a slip of the tongue even though it contradicts the narrative he was trying to sell. He told the truth and he meant it. As un-painless as possible.
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"The president has been doing everything he can to make this [government shutdown] as unpainless as possible..."
~JD Vance
This is not a slip of the tongue even though it contradicts the narrative he was trying to sell. He told the truth and he meant it. As un-painless as possible.
~JD Vance
This is not a slip of the tongue even though it contradicts the narrative he was trying to sell. He told the truth and he meant it. As un-painless as possible.
There's actually no universe in which the USA devolves into serfdom, b/c even if the fascists become untouchable rulers, everyone who isn't a Nazi will just zero-sum it and mass unalive themselves. King Nothing, ruling over No-One. And in the event of violent confrontation, I expect that
October 26, 2025 at 7:58 AM
There's actually no universe in which the USA devolves into serfdom, b/c even if the fascists become untouchable rulers, everyone who isn't a Nazi will just zero-sum it and mass unalive themselves. King Nothing, ruling over No-One. And in the event of violent confrontation, I expect that
RFK Jr. be like, "Tuberculosis ain't nothing! Back in my day kids could get THREEberculosis, and those of us who survived [hacks profusely] are the genetic paragons of mankind."
October 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
RFK Jr. be like, "Tuberculosis ain't nothing! Back in my day kids could get THREEberculosis, and those of us who survived [hacks profusely] are the genetic paragons of mankind."
October 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I'm hearing that the Russian people are requesting that Swan Lake air on their television stations. Good luck and Slava Ukraini.
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm hearing that the Russian people are requesting that Swan Lake air on their television stations. Good luck and Slava Ukraini.
Every city’s response to ICE should be non-violent: throw them a welcome party, roofie them all, confiscate their gear, and incarcerate them all. Don’t kill or harm a single one, but remove the threat that they pose.
October 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Every city’s response to ICE should be non-violent: throw them a welcome party, roofie them all, confiscate their gear, and incarcerate them all. Don’t kill or harm a single one, but remove the threat that they pose.
Anyone else think it’s about time for a Bowling Green part 2? Someone should ask Trump whether or not he plans to do anything for the victims of Hamel, just for laughs. Remember to tell him the Liberl news never covered it.
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Anyone else think it’s about time for a Bowling Green part 2? Someone should ask Trump whether or not he plans to do anything for the victims of Hamel, just for laughs. Remember to tell him the Liberl news never covered it.
Jane Goodall is a hero. That is all.
October 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Jane Goodall is a hero. That is all.
Well that shooting in Texas doesn’t make any sense at all. Everyone’s supposed to believe a rooftop sniper killed themselves after firing at ICE using bullets that have anti-ICE messages written on them and somehow managing to only hit ICE’s prisoners…
September 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Well that shooting in Texas doesn’t make any sense at all. Everyone’s supposed to believe a rooftop sniper killed themselves after firing at ICE using bullets that have anti-ICE messages written on them and somehow managing to only hit ICE’s prisoners…
Actually yes, I can confirm that it has happened. All of the truest believers were whisked (spirited?) away and have left the rest of us. I personally witnessed a handful of people go, all at the same time.
Anyone who’s still here reading this, I have some bad news for you, but don’t be sad…
Anyone who’s still here reading this, I have some bad news for you, but don’t be sad…
Still waiting…
September 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Actually yes, I can confirm that it has happened. All of the truest believers were whisked (spirited?) away and have left the rest of us. I personally witnessed a handful of people go, all at the same time.
Anyone who’s still here reading this, I have some bad news for you, but don’t be sad…
Anyone who’s still here reading this, I have some bad news for you, but don’t be sad…
The first three Animorphs books are being reprinted, now with an extra chapter about the specific yeerk living in RFK jr’s brain.
Also Ukraine blew up a huge Russian ammo depot a few hours ago. :)
Also Ukraine blew up a huge Russian ammo depot a few hours ago. :)
September 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The first three Animorphs books are being reprinted, now with an extra chapter about the specific yeerk living in RFK jr’s brain.
Also Ukraine blew up a huge Russian ammo depot a few hours ago. :)
Also Ukraine blew up a huge Russian ammo depot a few hours ago. :)
“why can’t crusty old piece of shit men just leave everybody alone to do their thing? Fuck off.”
~a reddit user, responding to China, Russia, & North Korea threatening WWIII.
But also,
~everyone’s tombstone after WWIII
~a reddit user, responding to China, Russia, & North Korea threatening WWIII.
But also,
~everyone’s tombstone after WWIII
September 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“why can’t crusty old piece of shit men just leave everybody alone to do their thing? Fuck off.”
~a reddit user, responding to China, Russia, & North Korea threatening WWIII.
But also,
~everyone’s tombstone after WWIII
~a reddit user, responding to China, Russia, & North Korea threatening WWIII.
But also,
~everyone’s tombstone after WWIII
I’m very glad Putin and Xi (and Thiel) are all dumb enough to think organ transplants are the way to immortality.
September 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I’m very glad Putin and Xi (and Thiel) are all dumb enough to think organ transplants are the way to immortality.
So apparently the pizza index was up because the Pentagon was scrambling to do logistics for a military coup against the American people, starting with assigning 600 sycophants as immigration judges, not because Mango Mussolini’s health was in the shitter.
September 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
So apparently the pizza index was up because the Pentagon was scrambling to do logistics for a military coup against the American people, starting with assigning 600 sycophants as immigration judges, not because Mango Mussolini’s health was in the shitter.
Based on the average age of conservative extremists, we can reasonably conclude with n > 20,000,000 that people do not make well-reasoned decisions even into their 40’s and 50’s.
It’d be cool if they actually linked the study next time though so people could easily check for themselves.
It’d be cool if they actually linked the study next time though so people could easily check for themselves.
September 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Based on the average age of conservative extremists, we can reasonably conclude with n > 20,000,000 that people do not make well-reasoned decisions even into their 40’s and 50’s.
It’d be cool if they actually linked the study next time though so people could easily check for themselves.
It’d be cool if they actually linked the study next time though so people could easily check for themselves.
Some more JaPUNese because Nihonglish is fun:
A lotto winner is referred to as, “the 抽選 one.”
A lotto winner is referred to as, “the 抽選 one.”
August 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Some more JaPUNese because Nihonglish is fun:
A lotto winner is referred to as, “the 抽選 one.”
A lotto winner is referred to as, “the 抽選 one.”
I really hope that Trump never finds out that Vance, Thiel, and Vought are all secretly democrats trying to undermine everything he does and make him a laughing stock. That would be just AWFUL if he ever found out.
August 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I really hope that Trump never finds out that Vance, Thiel, and Vought are all secretly democrats trying to undermine everything he does and make him a laughing stock. That would be just AWFUL if he ever found out.
And I hope I’m always a better person today than I was yesterday.
"I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then."
-Lewis Carroll
-Lewis Carroll
August 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
And I hope I’m always a better person today than I was yesterday.