haiku dan
@haikudan.bsky.social
haiku writer, movie guy, honolulu resident, sometimes novelist, sometimes actor, improv comedian, trying to be more of a book reader. he/him
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Funniest complete discography of all time. LMFAO
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Funniest complete discography of all time. LMFAO
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After I watch a great movie
September 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
After I watch a great movie
No joke she saved this season with her HOH reign. Queen
August 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
No joke she saved this season with her HOH reign. Queen
This week of big brother may have sank my interest in the entire season
August 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This week of big brother may have sank my interest in the entire season
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I watch Hellraiser the same way alcoholics say one day at a time
watching depressing films while depressed to feel normal <3
June 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I watch Hellraiser the same way alcoholics say one day at a time
this is what it feels
like to watch the film Eephus.
I recommend it!
like to watch the film Eephus.
I recommend it!
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
this is what it feels
like to watch the film Eephus.
I recommend it!
like to watch the film Eephus.
I recommend it!
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I don't 'refuse to use' AI, I just don't use AI; in the same way that I don't shoplift, or plagiarise other people's books - it requires no effort of will, it's just not something I would think of doing
Bizarrely framed article about the people (all women) who ‘refuse to use AI’. And a #philosophy professor who says “The moment to opt out of #AI has already passed”. Oh well. That’s that then. 🤷♂️ #AIEthics www.bbc.com/news/article...
The people refusing to use AI
Worried about the environment and the loss of skills, some people are resisting the rise of AI.
www.bbc.com
May 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I don't 'refuse to use' AI, I just don't use AI; in the same way that I don't shoplift, or plagiarise other people's books - it requires no effort of will, it's just not something I would think of doing
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michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams
April 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams
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It’s Confederate Surrender day, which is a great opportunity to remind people that the only good confederate flag is the one Minnesota stole from Virginia, and refuses to give back *to this day* no matter how red-ass furious those fuckers get about it.
April 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It’s Confederate Surrender day, which is a great opportunity to remind people that the only good confederate flag is the one Minnesota stole from Virginia, and refuses to give back *to this day* no matter how red-ass furious those fuckers get about it.
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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The attack on DEI shows why liberals should stop arguing about "strategic" use of language forever. DEI stands for three uncontroversial virtues that most every American accepts, and the right still turned it into a vile slur. It doesn't matter what you say - they will poison it because YOU said it.
February 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The attack on DEI shows why liberals should stop arguing about "strategic" use of language forever. DEI stands for three uncontroversial virtues that most every American accepts, and the right still turned it into a vile slur. It doesn't matter what you say - they will poison it because YOU said it.
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When I have aisle seats at The Lion King and the performers are starting to come down from the stage
February 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When I have aisle seats at The Lion King and the performers are starting to come down from the stage
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What’s wild is we all look like this now
1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.
February 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
What’s wild is we all look like this now
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
My haiku / review
for new film by Josh Ruben
with Mason Gooding
for new film by Josh Ruben
with Mason Gooding
February 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My haiku / review
for new film by Josh Ruben
with Mason Gooding
for new film by Josh Ruben
with Mason Gooding
love this time of year;
a cool mix of movies that
leave an impression
a cool mix of movies that
leave an impression
February 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
love this time of year;
a cool mix of movies that
leave an impression
a cool mix of movies that
leave an impression
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This happens every 4-8 years when the major platforms (facebook, instagram, twitter, etc) rotate the accounts and archive the old ones, because they use an older snapshot of the following list to build the following list of the new ones. People think it's a conspiracy every time.
multiple people have now reported to me that they unfollowed POTUS and VP on IG only to find a short while later they were following them again.
January 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This happens every 4-8 years when the major platforms (facebook, instagram, twitter, etc) rotate the accounts and archive the old ones, because they use an older snapshot of the following list to build the following list of the new ones. People think it's a conspiracy every time.
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Remember, no matter what some government run by a fascist says - you are who you say you are. You define yourself. No one else. The state & powerful try to dictate our bodies to control & exploit us - our labor, our energy, our lives - for themselves. But you get to choose yourself. Fuck ‘em.
January 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Remember, no matter what some government run by a fascist says - you are who you say you are. You define yourself. No one else. The state & powerful try to dictate our bodies to control & exploit us - our labor, our energy, our lives - for themselves. But you get to choose yourself. Fuck ‘em.
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So here's what's cool about my job:
Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...
Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...
January 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
So here's what's cool about my job:
Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...
Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...
Visited today
by these two darling neighbors
one purring, one shy
by these two darling neighbors
one purring, one shy
January 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Visited today
by these two darling neighbors
one purring, one shy
by these two darling neighbors
one purring, one shy
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He knows when you are sleeping...he knows when you're awake...
December 25, 2024 at 2:01 AM
He knows when you are sleeping...he knows when you're awake...
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I don't trust people who don't like billy zane
December 12, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I don't trust people who don't like billy zane
as I reach the end
of my year of Billy Zane,
my heart will go on
heroic himbo, one man and five syllables: Der ek Zoo lan der
heroic himbo, one man and five syllables: Der ek Zoo lan der
Last night I hosted
Billy Zane double feature
we called Zootanic
Billy Zane double feature
we called Zootanic
December 15, 2024 at 7:31 AM
as I reach the end
of my year of Billy Zane,
my heart will go on
heroic himbo, one man and five syllables: Der ek Zoo lan der
heroic himbo, one man and five syllables: Der ek Zoo lan der