Tag yourself I'm Pagan's Loudmouth Women

I found a photo of my dog on tumblr. Like, that's just my dog when she was puppy.

Uh huh

I was just minding my own business window shopping on my little kitchen website and I'm gonna tell you right now that anyone who has purchased or will purchase this is an absolute freak show get out of here wtaf

This dog got her butt expressed next day no prob but when I want an appointment for my own butt it's all "ummm we can book you in a couple weeks"

Look at this dog are you serious