Haggis Chihuahua (AKA Steve Barber)
@haggis.bsky.social
Unindicted, undead, opinionated Chihuahua who occasionally pees on the floor and sometimes writes stuff. MAGAts need not apply.
Don’t forget your Canadian passport,
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Don’t forget your Canadian passport,
How tall is she? Will I need a ladder?
August 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
How tall is she? Will I need a ladder?
Is Wanda married?
August 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Is Wanda married?
If I wanted to eat glue, I’d chew up a bottle of Elmer’s.
August 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
If I wanted to eat glue, I’d chew up a bottle of Elmer’s.
Hey! At least we’ll be getting an oversized, gold-plated ballroom.
August 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Hey! At least we’ll be getting an oversized, gold-plated ballroom.
Perhaps he should receive the same fate as the dog.
August 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Perhaps he should receive the same fate as the dog.
Good idea. I’ll get right on it.
August 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Good idea. I’ll get right on it.
Changing history now, are we? Who might do such a thing?
August 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Changing history now, are we? Who might do such a thing?
I will always love this.
July 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I will always love this.
Sorry, Luke.
July 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Sorry, Luke.
You might want to switch it up with a tonic and gin instead.
July 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
You might want to switch it up with a tonic and gin instead.
I’m guessing the guy who took Trump’s SAT for him didn’t score as well.
July 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m guessing the guy who took Trump’s SAT for him didn’t score as well.
Unfreaking real.
July 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Unfreaking real.
*pours the Lagavulin* Cheers! And many more!
June 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
*pours the Lagavulin* Cheers! And many more!
What Hodo says.
May 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
What Hodo says.
Story of my life. Just because I’m studly, all the hot chicks are after me.
May 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Story of my life. Just because I’m studly, all the hot chicks are after me.
Forget it. Don’t want no yappy girlfriends. Unless she can cook.
May 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Forget it. Don’t want no yappy girlfriends. Unless she can cook.
Find her an older Chihuey for a boyfriend. Someone like…me, maybe.
May 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Find her an older Chihuey for a boyfriend. Someone like…me, maybe.
♥️You have no idea how happy this makes me. Enjoy your sticks, Amigo!
May 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
♥️You have no idea how happy this makes me. Enjoy your sticks, Amigo!
I used to have three but for some reason Canada, Panama, and Greenland won’t return my calls anymore.
May 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I used to have three but for some reason Canada, Panama, and Greenland won’t return my calls anymore.