The bed or behead one's a joke lifted directly from the popular Dungeons and Dragons video game Baldur's Gate III

Dogg he ordered the assassination of a 16 year old boy for the crime of having the wrong dad

Doesn't Kirk's kid also basically think that?

Sounds gross, why would anyone want to be a part of the United States? The world would be better off without one of those

I feel like resisting arrest is just kind of a freebie they get to tack on whenever they want. The more charges they stack up against you, the better they figure a plea deal will sound

The argument people were making last year (or earlier this year?) was that it was the leading cause of death for children if you excluded all infants and included some young adults to fudge the numbers, but also this is drifting into a convo that doesn't need to happen under a Richie Deals joint lol

Ok big dogg

Practically everyone on this burning Earth is wrong about Inherent Vice and it makes me welcome our inevitable extinction

There's a whole breed of Online Dipshit that says shit like this completely sincerely. So you basically Poe's Lawed yourself. Too close in flavor and texture to the real McCoy

Getting shot doesn't even crack the top 10 ways to die, even just in the US

All US homicides *combined* (gun, knife, car, poison, elaborate and terrifying Rube Goldberg machine, bowling trophy, etc) kill about 1/5 as many people as Alzheimer's, which is only the 6th leading cause of death in the US

No, that shit is dog shit garbage for morons who need to steal ideas and steal other people's work to make themselves feel smart

Think your own thoughts, coward

The scriptures don't really say either way if he was invoved, just that Mary's pregnancy was a surprise iirc. We don't know they didn't all, for example, do mouth stuff

Jesus' parents were kind of a throuple if you think about it

And that's not even mentioning his dozen boyfriends

I'm old enough that most of the damage has already been done. At least the Babylon 5 reboot is dead in the water as far as I know, and thank god for that

Strict neutrality plus banks that are suspiciously full of looted gold held in anonymous numbered accounts

You might have thought of them as a novelty band as a kid, but they're an actual band band!

Ok good luck with that