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He/Him | 34 | The Internet's Supportive Boyfriend | http://www.twitch.tv/HaafGMG
I am ON! BEHOLD. I am the live man again.

I'm playing Magic because the combination of flavors for this standard have me feeling things.

Twitch.tv/HaafGMG
August 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Finishing my food and then I am diving into my worst night mates!

Crime Scene Cleaner is NOW!

COME HANG OUT
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August 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sometimes I can't handle the energy shifts at the day job.

Most times; "Oh 10k bill? Totally fine."

Some times; "Oh my god, we are missing a wire and WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE."
July 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
300!!

It's a grower. Not a shower. ;)

THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!
July 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
STARTING NOW!

We are cleaning up after some truly horrific acts!

Where is the weirdest place I will find a body?

Tune in to find out.
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July 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Whelp. Stream tonight will be delayed.

I have sprinkler folks who showed up late to my house, and I have to be present until they finish.

-.-
July 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
youtu.be/9zKOA0PvrcE

Here it is! It's out. Go look at it and if you watch the whole thing, I will give YOU a hug!
This is The One Time I Do NOT Want a Hug | Poppy Playtime | Chapter 1
YouTube video by HaafGMG
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July 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
TODAY!!!!

I HAVE FINALLY SLAIN MY MORTAL ENEMY, POPPY PLAYTIME!!!

If you know the story of how long this video took to make, you'd understand my relief.

Video posts at 3pm Mountain Time. Just find HaafGMG on YouTube and click "Subscribe"
July 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is the closest I will ever get to being comfortable with being called "Daddy."

TONIGHT; Bud and Haaf bombastically bewilder bros and bro-ettes.

Magic live on Twitch! Be there. Twitch.tv/haafgmg
July 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I changed up my posting time for shorts, and I think I broke it.

You should go check this one out ;) like it or dislike it, I don't care, but stay for the whole thing. 😉

youtube.com/shorts/YUboM...
Unfair and Unethical #shorts
YouTube video by HaafGMG
youtube.com
July 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I am LIVE right the heck now.

Join Fenris and I as we BREAK Mecha!
Twitch.tv/haafgmg
#MechaBREAK
July 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I made something for you.

youtube.com/shorts/gFj8J...
That is NOT where people go! #shorts
YouTube video by HaafGMG
youtube.com
July 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My next video's file title is "Don't Fret RELEASE," and depending on how dirty your mind is, it could be very concerning.
July 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you are a creator, you probably need to hear this;

Go into this for the love of it.

Do not expect it to pay your bills.

Assume you will never be successful.

Just make things and have zero expectations.

What you make is probably really good.

Thank you.

I love you.

Be nice to yourself.
July 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I saw the bat-nut and could not resist.

I know. I am a child.
July 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
HIGH SUMMONER YUNA!
Magic; The Gathering with all beef weiners!

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July 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Reposted by Haaf
Joseph Joestar's stand is Hermit Purple. But in side-story light novel, he actually gained a stand before Hermit Purple manifested, one evening while in Japan.

Unfortunately, it was only a one-night stand.
July 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I hope this one doesn't get me in trouble.
youtube.com/shorts/owdZn...
I Hope This is Safe #shorts
YouTube video by HaafGMG
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July 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I LOST ALL OF MY LIMBS. Can I protect the girl!?
youtube.com/shorts/WHuUd...
July 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
LOOK! I took a picture of you.
(Ignore the cable management. Its a new camera.)

LIVE NOW WITH MORE;
Claire Obscur: Expedition 33!
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July 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Desperate times, desperate measures...
youtube.com/shorts/TV2Gf...
She Needs Food! #shorts
YouTube video by HaafGMG
youtube.com
July 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Tonight;
🟪 Magic The Gathering with Bud on Twitch.
Tomorrow;
🟥 Fear and Hunger edited by PineappleCat530 on YouTube.
🟪 Live on Twitch with SOMETHING. Not sure yet.
Go follow the links!
Twitch.tv/HaafGMG
Youtube.com/@Haafgmg
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He/Him | 34 | The Internet's Supportive Boyfriend
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July 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Q2 was a beating this year.

It Started with me trying to rediscover what I wanted from my life.

I chose to shut down my store. I refocused, then I struggled to pick myself up and go back to streaming.

Our darkest moments help to show us who we are, and what is important.
a man with a beard is holding a gun in front of a building
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a gun in front of a building
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July 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Going live. Playing the endgame...

I love this game.

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June 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM