Copernicus
@h0ldsmybreath4fun.bsky.social
Mostly stupid but trying to be less so
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my paternal great grandparents got off a boat in Newark and were americans from the moment they touched american soil. my only objection to that pattern is that i think we should send a plane to pick up anyone who declares themselves an american.
blood-and-soil nativism repels me on a cellular level
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
my paternal great grandparents got off a boat in Newark and were americans from the moment they touched american soil. my only objection to that pattern is that i think we should send a plane to pick up anyone who declares themselves an american.
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Well you see fentanyl is “poisoning America,” whereas cocaine is “fueling the White House“
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Well you see fentanyl is “poisoning America,” whereas cocaine is “fueling the White House“
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Randomization should be the same norm at the appellate level, and district level
Scrap the regional circuits, and have a national pool to draw panels, making it impossible to concentrate power like at the Filth Circuit
Scrap the regional circuits, and have a national pool to draw panels, making it impossible to concentrate power like at the Filth Circuit
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Randomization should be the same norm at the appellate level, and district level
Scrap the regional circuits, and have a national pool to draw panels, making it impossible to concentrate power like at the Filth Circuit
Scrap the regional circuits, and have a national pool to draw panels, making it impossible to concentrate power like at the Filth Circuit
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Anthropic CEO being the only one to not put out a Manchurian candidate style post about how David Sacks is the best most kind and public spirited person ever furthering my impression of them as the least bad of those companies
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Anthropic CEO being the only one to not put out a Manchurian candidate style post about how David Sacks is the best most kind and public spirited person ever furthering my impression of them as the least bad of those companies
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Wilhoit's Promise: if you expect to be on one side of Wilhoit's Law, we're gonna put you on the other side.
and imply that the executives will be personally be getting a colonoscopy by the criminal division of the DOJ.
this should probably be a bluff, but i think it is important to convey that if you make a contract expecting that the law will protect you but not bind you, it will bind but not protect.
this should probably be a bluff, but i think it is important to convey that if you make a contract expecting that the law will protect you but not bind you, it will bind but not protect.
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Wilhoit's Promise: if you expect to be on one side of Wilhoit's Law, we're gonna put you on the other side.
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god's most perfect vehicle
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
god's most perfect vehicle
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On January 13, the Supreme Court is going to hear arguments over state laws targeting transgender girls in sports. This from @pablo.show and @motherjones.com is a great explainer on why the right-wing legal movement needs this issue to push trans people out of public life altogether
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
On January 13, the Supreme Court is going to hear arguments over state laws targeting transgender girls in sports. This from @pablo.show and @motherjones.com is a great explainer on why the right-wing legal movement needs this issue to push trans people out of public life altogether
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doing the gom jabbar test at physical therapy today
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
doing the gom jabbar test at physical therapy today
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i have to workshop this take but imo collapsing once every few years is unambiguously Good for NFL teams trying compete long term. lets you flush the system and get new pieces/talent/ideas in the building
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
i have to workshop this take but imo collapsing once every few years is unambiguously Good for NFL teams trying compete long term. lets you flush the system and get new pieces/talent/ideas in the building
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A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
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genuinely think the USPS would make legitimate money selling serious merch via collabs with fashion brands
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
genuinely think the USPS would make legitimate money selling serious merch via collabs with fashion brands
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oh it’s like this was designed for me specifically
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
oh it’s like this was designed for me specifically
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Can't wait for the weirdly homoerotic Trump statement afterwards
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Can't wait for the weirdly homoerotic Trump statement afterwards
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New two wolves just dropped.
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
New two wolves just dropped.
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Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
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Any “deal” that ends with Dems just getting a pinky promise in return is a mistake.
The American people are suffering because Republicans refuse to stop healthcare costs from skyrocketing. An agreement that doesn’t fix that reality falls massively short.
The American people are suffering because Republicans refuse to stop healthcare costs from skyrocketing. An agreement that doesn’t fix that reality falls massively short.
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Any “deal” that ends with Dems just getting a pinky promise in return is a mistake.
The American people are suffering because Republicans refuse to stop healthcare costs from skyrocketing. An agreement that doesn’t fix that reality falls massively short.
The American people are suffering because Republicans refuse to stop healthcare costs from skyrocketing. An agreement that doesn’t fix that reality falls massively short.
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Talarico's response is so cool though. "Jesus followed strippers, and are we not commanded to live like Him?" beastmode lmao
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Talarico's response is so cool though. "Jesus followed strippers, and are we not commanded to live like Him?" beastmode lmao
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this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
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"Halal carts on every corner, next to a Tijuana-style taco stand," is a platform I believe in
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
"Halal carts on every corner, next to a Tijuana-style taco stand," is a platform I believe in
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More Canadian cities should have MLB teams honestly. Like Montreal should get one back, and Vancouver, Calgary, Ottawa can easily support a franchise.
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
More Canadian cities should have MLB teams honestly. Like Montreal should get one back, and Vancouver, Calgary, Ottawa can easily support a franchise.
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Yamamoto said he'd be ready to pitch tomorrow if asked, lmao.
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Yamamoto said he'd be ready to pitch tomorrow if asked, lmao.
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Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896