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Gwyn
@gwynebs.bsky.social
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I used to want to change the world, now I just want to leave the room with a little dignity. They/them
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September 15, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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When a client is acting up in a booking with a new girl, so you come out of the back room in a dressing gown to sort him out
Woodcut of an angel in a robe with a sword raised above their head chasing a man
August 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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amazing image choice here
Screenshot which shows an image of Auckland Museum lit up in bright rainbow lights that has been captioned "Auckland War Memorial Museum is closed due to asbestos"
May 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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this image except 'the same every time' is 5000 grains of white rice
infographic explaining that fruits and vegetables can be unpredictable, but processed food like crackers is the same every time
May 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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jesus christ dude
May 13, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Quarterly-ish substack post is out drgesmith.substack.com/p/why-do-bro...
Collage of a gilt tap, velvet bedhead, and floral doorknob with text that says why do brothels look like that?
February 9, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Amazing stock image selection from Times Higher Ed here
Story about Aotearoa's science reforms such are referred to as "magical thinking" and illustrated with a stock image of a street magician
January 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Shared this to my IG story and multiple people replied saying "omg I saw this and was like 'I HAVE to send this to Gwyn' until I noticed you were the one who shared it". Screaming that I have such a strong personal brand, and it's terminal velocity trash chute
Screenshot of a post about a 1300ft building with a trash chute that reaches terminal velocity
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Let's be totally clear, the target market for these calendars have to wear their socks inside out so the seam doesn't rub
Description of '2025 Calendar New Zealand Rail Scene' which includes YouTube links to view each train in action Screenshot which reads "This is the calendar for the all-round Rail Fan Filled with all types of Trains, Steam, diesel, and electric. Trains in stations and mining trains on tracks, with steam bellowing or coming out of stations. We have a wonderful shot from Beyond Images of the Overland travelling over the Murray River Bridge."
January 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Sponsored posts choosing violence today
Instagram sponsored posts trying to sell me literal clown shoes
January 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Devastating new research into the impact of protein farts 😓
Headline which reads loneliness and social isolation are linked to specific proteins - new research
January 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Oops, context:
Headline about a disgraced escooter company
January 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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At least this time they've tried to take photos that mostly obscure the mirror covering an entire wall next to the bed www.trademe.co.nz/property/res...
TradeMe listing for a 1brm flat which has a large tiled spa bath next to a desk
January 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Rn I am obsessed with Sugar Baby from Pantheon Apothecary. When I was a kid we had silver sugar tongs which were constantly dark with tarnish and this smells like that. This has been Perfume Corner.
Gwyn's hand holding a little bottle of perfume and the box showing it is named Sugar Baby
January 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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May I also suggest:
Screenshot of a map of Humpty Doo
January 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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How was everyone's NYE, mine was a rager
Google search history for canyons and famous canyons Google search looking up what the difference is between a canyon and a fjord
January 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Rare non-gym selfie
Gwyn with their hair out in a grey t-shirt
December 29, 2024 at 6:56 AM
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Ok but I'm not convinced you care about it THAT much tbh
A pop up that opens "we care about your privacy" and continues "we and our 157 [bolded] partners store and access personal data"
December 20, 2024 at 11:05 AM
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This is like the platonic ideal of a small town nz business name
Sign hanging from an awning on a paved footpath at dusk which says "Zanadoo Hairdezine"
December 18, 2024 at 8:14 AM
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What kind of unspeakable perversion does this hotel think I'm getting up to which would warrant *two* cuck chairs??
Two chairs in a hotel room facing the bed
December 17, 2024 at 9:25 AM
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Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel
Excerpt from a govt press release which reads “The focus of the Fund will shift to core science, with the humanities and social sciences panels disbanded and no longer supported. Real impact on our economy will come from areas such as physics, chemistry, maths, engineering and biomedical sciences. “The Marsden Fund will continue to support excellent researchers in New Zealand, who are looking to create a better country for us all.”
December 4, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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Closing down sale at Twitter I see
Full screen pop-up which I've been getting for over a day that says 40% of Twitter blue is expiring today
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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Turns out there's a Lebanese bakery near my hotel in Bangkok which goes super hard
Tray with two pistachio pastries covered in icing sugar Tray with an assortment of Lebanese pastries and baklawa
December 1, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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Does Freud have anything on this or do we need to go to a more esoteric cocaine pervert for answers
Tweet from J D Vaance which shows his face photoshopped onto a 50s housewife body serving a plate of the American electoral map for Thanksgiving dinner.
November 29, 2024 at 1:28 PM