@gwyndolyn.bsky.social
Engineer, Bon Viveur, Handy-person, Optimist, Parent and Renaissance Woman of the modern age.

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"Dave Made A Maze" (2017)
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Normalize telling your friends you love them.
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The mom triathlon: splashing and swimming practice at the pool, bike home, chase a small person around the house trying to get them to go to bed.
June 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
For Mom's day, my spouse made me PURPLE HASHED BROWNS. What a special treat.
May 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Gotta love spending $2 for stitch witchery to repair my expensive "performance" fancy hoodie (bought on clearance 10yrs ago). Also, I'll miss JoAnn fabrics when it's gone.
April 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Spouse: it's Ash Wednesday and we ate vegetarian sloppy joes for dinner. That means we were eating 'Lent-ils'
March 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My music service has been really excited to introduce me to "The Barber of Seville" and has been suggesting it hard. Uh thanks, but I asked my parents for a CD recording when I was in HS. I'm familiar already. (I'm also the nerd who listened to opera in HS)
February 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Parenting is buying new kid shoes because the 2YO keeps throwing his shoes in the trash when nobody is looking. ("Small things go in big things")
October 23, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Today's accomplishment: bike with the kids in full rain gear. Bonus: another parent at daycare admiring my kids in their rain gear.
September 24, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Seems about right I guess?
September 17, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Things I'm going to have to explain to the new toddler teacher: if my kid is mad at you, he will roar at you like a dinosaur/lion and/or pretend Spider-Man web sling at you. These are his toddler swear words.
August 18, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Reposted
NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR MY CAPTAIN AMERICA
August 1, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Your periodic view into the meat and cheese plates for the carnivores in my household.
April 6, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Employer: It's Intl Women's day- here's some snacks and a cut flower.
Me: thanks! how about pay parity or equal boardroom representation.
Capitalism: ...
March 8, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Getting better at decorating cakes. The request was "vanilla cake with rainbow sprinkles on top"
January 15, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I'm accepting predictions on whether my children will eat anything besides dinner rolls for dinner.
January 4, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Watchmen (2009)
December 29, 2023 at 5:40 PM
The catering company at work has done a terrific job of selling the "hot cocoa station" package. It's everywhere.
December 12, 2023 at 5:45 PM
I know everyone talks about how much they hate being in the office, but what about when your coworkers bring in "extra" cookies because they got carried away while baking?
December 11, 2023 at 2:43 PM
I made buttermilk biscuits for dinner. I ate too many of them. I have no regrets.
December 2, 2023 at 1:20 AM
"in-silico" has to be the most pretentious way possible to say "computer". #work
November 29, 2023 at 3:07 PM
While most people think dinosaurs went extinct, another way to think about it is that they evolved into cookies. #dinofacts
November 9, 2023 at 3:27 AM
Happy Diwali! (or how long can I keep my kids from picking at my henna?)
November 9, 2023 at 12:27 AM
I'm taking it as a compliment of my "mom-energy," that random kids will come to me to be picked up while I'm at the playground.
October 28, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Reposted
The Illustrated Book of Manners: A Manual of Good Behavior and Polite Accomplishments, 1866

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October 7, 2023 at 2:43 AM