Most TV watchers are outside their TVs, but TV experts appear on the TV—or some such metaphor.

Do you think perhaps speed is impeded by national refusal to use the best existing technology (or does that not apply in this case)?

Policies or not, credit is deserved.

“Pick fights and negotiate back to somewhat worse than where we started and declare victory“ seems like the basic approach.

Jesus. The school actually says it did review the alert and cancel it. (It says "doritos" in the picture.) But the cops rolled in anyway to ruin the day.