ash
@guyute.bsky.social
I don’t even know anymore
she/her
location: the freezer
she/her
location: the freezer
thinking about the time in college when I was eating lunch at the student union and these two girls come up and ask if they can ask me some questions for a survey (I said yes thinking it was for a psych class or something) then they pull out a bunch of pictures and start asking me which one 1/3
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
thinking about the time in college when I was eating lunch at the student union and these two girls come up and ask if they can ask me some questions for a survey (I said yes thinking it was for a psych class or something) then they pull out a bunch of pictures and start asking me which one 1/3
Lately I’ve been thinking about this insane book I read in middle school. Basically these kids were on a farm and discovered a shed where time passed way faster inside than it did outside the shed. And it ended with one of the kids spending months inside the shed in order to age up and be 1/2
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Lately I’ve been thinking about this insane book I read in middle school. Basically these kids were on a farm and discovered a shed where time passed way faster inside than it did outside the shed. And it ended with one of the kids spending months inside the shed in order to age up and be 1/2
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*rubbing hands* I've got him now
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
*rubbing hands* I've got him now
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"u can't sleep bc ur on ur phone" no, silly. i'm on my phone bc i can't sleep
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"u can't sleep bc ur on ur phone" no, silly. i'm on my phone bc i can't sleep
one for hydration
one for energy
one for taste
all things balanced, as they should be
one for energy
one for taste
all things balanced, as they should be
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
one for hydration
one for energy
one for taste
all things balanced, as they should be
one for energy
one for taste
all things balanced, as they should be
drinking chocolate milk about it
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
drinking chocolate milk about it
using all of my willpower not to sad post
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
using all of my willpower not to sad post
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lighting a yankee candle named "steam deck vent smell"
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
lighting a yankee candle named "steam deck vent smell"
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Nature is beautiful
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Nature is beautiful
I requested PTO for the day after thanksgiving back in JUNE only to find out TODAY that I don’t get that day off. I didn’t get to have that day off last year either. WTF.
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I requested PTO for the day after thanksgiving back in JUNE only to find out TODAY that I don’t get that day off. I didn’t get to have that day off last year either. WTF.
Haven’t gotten an oil change in 8 months but I also want to go see my bf 4 hours away what are the chances my car blows up if I drive 4 hours without an oil change
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Haven’t gotten an oil change in 8 months but I also want to go see my bf 4 hours away what are the chances my car blows up if I drive 4 hours without an oil change
If I had more PTO and money and friends I’d be at Billy Strings tonight. But alas, I have none of that.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If I had more PTO and money and friends I’d be at Billy Strings tonight. But alas, I have none of that.
when the medication side effects are so bad they have you questioning if you were ever really sick in the first place
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
when the medication side effects are so bad they have you questioning if you were ever really sick in the first place
“no dms” in bio yet your dm inbox is open. curious.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“no dms” in bio yet your dm inbox is open. curious.
using new technology that creates new problems that were solved by using the old technology. we love to see it.
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
using new technology that creates new problems that were solved by using the old technology. we love to see it.
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something stupid just happened cant tweet about it rt if you agree
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
something stupid just happened cant tweet about it rt if you agree
polyester gotta be one of the worst clothing materials ever made
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
polyester gotta be one of the worst clothing materials ever made
how soon before moving out is too soon to start pouring grease down the drain
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
how soon before moving out is too soon to start pouring grease down the drain
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I am of the opinion that if I stick my fingers in my ears and go "la la la" that will likely solve most of my problems
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I am of the opinion that if I stick my fingers in my ears and go "la la la" that will likely solve most of my problems
shoutout to Reddit for validating my medication side effects
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
shoutout to Reddit for validating my medication side effects
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the best skeet you'll ever think of is gonna receive 12 likes and 1 RT, and you need to be okay with that if you want to make it in this business
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
the best skeet you'll ever think of is gonna receive 12 likes and 1 RT, and you need to be okay with that if you want to make it in this business
these are some of the most impractical socks i have ever seen but i do want multiple pairs
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
these are some of the most impractical socks i have ever seen but i do want multiple pairs
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"god forbid a man has a hobby" yes i do forbid that. get back to work.
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
"god forbid a man has a hobby" yes i do forbid that. get back to work.
maybe it’s a good weekend to start the oblivion remaster
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
maybe it’s a good weekend to start the oblivion remaster
we all have that one oomf who is either a fed or in psychosis
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
we all have that one oomf who is either a fed or in psychosis