guythesquirrel.bsky.social
@guythesquirrel.bsky.social
Nuts.
Trump's own AI model:
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Hello, my Black brother! Welcome to my hood.
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Tom MFing Morello. Hold the line.
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Smoked some weed and raged at a Tom Morello show and realized some stuff. We're all on Team America. I am each of your ally. Let's begin to see one another as the fragile, complex, hopeful creatures we are, and not obstacles to be stepped on. Love and kindness are the answer. To all and for all.
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Psst, Trump is a pedophile who raped children. Pass it on.
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I got some pals down the street--rough fellas, they've seen some stuff, but they're cool--who picked up some rabies on a recent job. They're doing okay. They seem to manage it alright. Anyway, they're also quite generous. They offered to share the love with some nibbles. Maybe some Dem senators?
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Wasn't Mamdani the guy who traversed all the streets of the five burroughs of NYC to meet and talk to people?

I think his win is a good teaching moment for Dems: getting out into the community, talking to strangers, meeting them where they are, and taking care of each other is a winning strategy.
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Get a load of this:

Marjorie Taylor Greene visited Real Time with Bill Maher last week. When discussing healthcare, she said, and I quote,

"Mike Johnson, for a month now, cannot give me a single policy idea, and I'm angry about that."

Check the tape. Seems like Mikey's got some 'splaining to do.
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Good morning, friends. I had a great Sunday over here. Got super stoned and banged my wife...thrice in a row. I hope you didn't spend your whole day on here being angry at the world. I hope you got out and lived a little bit. It's more fun.
November 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
We are each made of multitudes. Don't limit your imagination. Be free.
November 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Israel: "We will honor the cease-fire...after we kill a hundred more Palestinians."

This should make Trump's diplomacy greatest hits album! 🙄👎💩
October 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Look up Matthew 14: 19-21. Does Jesus's actions here remind you Christians of anything? Maybe the SNAP program?

Trump 2.0 are the Pharisees, not Christ.
October 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'ma get high AF starting now and plan to stay that way til my first acorn burying planning meeting Monday. I wish the same for all you fine fuckers. I love you. Be kind to strangers.
October 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Reposted
Normal people: wow, it really sucks that Trump is destroying the whole East Wing

MAGA: ☝️ well ackschully, in 1948…

Shut the fuck up.
October 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
"The best exercise for the human heart is reaching down to lift someone else up." -Tim Russert
October 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Tell me what a Nazi looks like!

This is what a Nazi looks like!
October 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Isn't #SamanthaSteele that chick who drove drunk and then whined to the Chicago PD that she was an elected official? I also heard she possibly lied about have a college degree, which is a requirement for the post she currently occupies. www.samanthasteeledui.com/post/is-sama...
October 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Sit in the corner.
You know what you did.
October 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If you live in Pennsylvania, listen very closely. I know it's very confusing with all the subterfuge happening with your Supreme Court justice retention, so let me spell it out:

The Democrats want you to vote YES.
The GOP wants you to vote no.

And I hope you will vote YES to retain all justices.
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Trump the Termite. Infesting everything he touches and eating away until he's fat and there's nothing left. Meanwhile, working class and poor Americans go hungry and lose health insurance. All during a government shutdown.
October 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"It is harder to love than to believe." - Michael Servetus.

Let us all choose the harder path. It is nobler and more righteous, and is the recipe for a better world for us all.
October 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
If this scares the shit out of you, if you don't want to go back in time 250 years, then back away slowly, and the serious adults in the room will take care of you. Vote blue.
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
We're taking the frog iconography back, b*tches. #NoKings
And from image events, we get POLYSEMIC images that carry multiple forms of ideology into the present. Here, we have the convergence of Shepard Fairey's iconic HOPE poster for the Obama campaign with the frog icon from #NoKings. The is how you visually dismantle fascist iconography.
October 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Maybe I'll get some free snacks at the #NoKings Rally from all the granola and health food the left-wing dingbats drop on the ground.
October 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM