Hal 9000
@guylacroix.bsky.social
Halbarad
Dagger
Taliesin
Faolin
Elliot
And I'll probably collect more names in the future.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Dagger
Taliesin
Faolin
Elliot
And I'll probably collect more names in the future.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Agoraphobia is so fucking stupid. Like thanks, being around people makes me feel sick and I have to have something above my head or the sky will swallow me like a little snacky-snack.
I haven't posted puns recently because I've been feeling pretty rough.
I haven't posted puns recently because I've been feeling pretty rough.
March 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Agoraphobia is so fucking stupid. Like thanks, being around people makes me feel sick and I have to have something above my head or the sky will swallow me like a little snacky-snack.
I haven't posted puns recently because I've been feeling pretty rough.
I haven't posted puns recently because I've been feeling pretty rough.
The apartments I'm moving into average 475 square feet. My agoraphobic ass couldn't be happier.
February 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The apartments I'm moving into average 475 square feet. My agoraphobic ass couldn't be happier.
Feb 26th. Pun Calendar.
"I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts!"
You will die, sir. 23/50 almonds.
"I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts!"
You will die, sir. 23/50 almonds.
February 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Feb 26th. Pun Calendar.
"I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts!"
You will die, sir. 23/50 almonds.
"I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts!"
You will die, sir. 23/50 almonds.
Feb 25th. Pun Calendar.
"Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box."
As an agoraphobic person, I can understand but am the opposite. 14/15 boxes.
"Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box."
As an agoraphobic person, I can understand but am the opposite. 14/15 boxes.
February 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Feb 25th. Pun Calendar.
"Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box."
As an agoraphobic person, I can understand but am the opposite. 14/15 boxes.
"Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box."
As an agoraphobic person, I can understand but am the opposite. 14/15 boxes.
Feb 24th. Pun Calendar.
"I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy."
Fantastic 10/10 fingers.
"I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy."
Fantastic 10/10 fingers.
February 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Feb 24th. Pun Calendar.
"I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy."
Fantastic 10/10 fingers.
"I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy."
Fantastic 10/10 fingers.
Feb 22nd and 23rd. Pun Calendar.
"I ran out of poker chips so I used dried fruits for playing instead. People went nuts when they saw me raisin the stakes."
Pretty good. 23/25 raisins.
"I ran out of poker chips so I used dried fruits for playing instead. People went nuts when they saw me raisin the stakes."
Pretty good. 23/25 raisins.
February 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Feb 22nd and 23rd. Pun Calendar.
"I ran out of poker chips so I used dried fruits for playing instead. People went nuts when they saw me raisin the stakes."
Pretty good. 23/25 raisins.
"I ran out of poker chips so I used dried fruits for playing instead. People went nuts when they saw me raisin the stakes."
Pretty good. 23/25 raisins.
Feb 21st. Pun Calendar.
"This morning some clown opened the door for me. I thought to myself, that's a nice jester."
Don't like clowns do like jesters. This is a good pun. 9/10 jester hats.
"This morning some clown opened the door for me. I thought to myself, that's a nice jester."
Don't like clowns do like jesters. This is a good pun. 9/10 jester hats.
February 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Feb 21st. Pun Calendar.
"This morning some clown opened the door for me. I thought to myself, that's a nice jester."
Don't like clowns do like jesters. This is a good pun. 9/10 jester hats.
"This morning some clown opened the door for me. I thought to myself, that's a nice jester."
Don't like clowns do like jesters. This is a good pun. 9/10 jester hats.
Feb 20th. Pun Calendar.
"I got a job in a health club but they said I wasn't fit for the job."
Pretty good, though sad. 7/10 fitness clubs.
"I got a job in a health club but they said I wasn't fit for the job."
Pretty good, though sad. 7/10 fitness clubs.
February 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Feb 20th. Pun Calendar.
"I got a job in a health club but they said I wasn't fit for the job."
Pretty good, though sad. 7/10 fitness clubs.
"I got a job in a health club but they said I wasn't fit for the job."
Pretty good, though sad. 7/10 fitness clubs.
I forgot yesterday's (18th) pun, which is fine because it's not a pun.
"Zebras are just horses that escaped from jail?"
Not a pun! 0/10!
Feb 19th.
"My sister was crying so I asked her if she was having a cry-sis."
That's more like it! 10/10 crises.
"Zebras are just horses that escaped from jail?"
Not a pun! 0/10!
Feb 19th.
"My sister was crying so I asked her if she was having a cry-sis."
That's more like it! 10/10 crises.
February 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I forgot yesterday's (18th) pun, which is fine because it's not a pun.
"Zebras are just horses that escaped from jail?"
Not a pun! 0/10!
Feb 19th.
"My sister was crying so I asked her if she was having a cry-sis."
That's more like it! 10/10 crises.
"Zebras are just horses that escaped from jail?"
Not a pun! 0/10!
Feb 19th.
"My sister was crying so I asked her if she was having a cry-sis."
That's more like it! 10/10 crises.
Feb 17th. Pun Calendar.
"I found a rock yesterday which measured 1,760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone."
It's okay. 1600/1760 yards.
"I found a rock yesterday which measured 1,760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone."
It's okay. 1600/1760 yards.
February 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Feb 17th. Pun Calendar.
"I found a rock yesterday which measured 1,760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone."
It's okay. 1600/1760 yards.
"I found a rock yesterday which measured 1,760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone."
It's okay. 1600/1760 yards.
I forgot yesterday's pun.
Feb 14th and 15th and 16th. Pun Calendar.
"Skunks love Valentine's Day because it's very scent-imental."
Cute! 9/10 skunks.
"I've decided to sell my vacuum. It was just collecting dust."
Heehee! 10/10 vacuums.
Feb 14th and 15th and 16th. Pun Calendar.
"Skunks love Valentine's Day because it's very scent-imental."
Cute! 9/10 skunks.
"I've decided to sell my vacuum. It was just collecting dust."
Heehee! 10/10 vacuums.
February 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I forgot yesterday's pun.
Feb 14th and 15th and 16th. Pun Calendar.
"Skunks love Valentine's Day because it's very scent-imental."
Cute! 9/10 skunks.
"I've decided to sell my vacuum. It was just collecting dust."
Heehee! 10/10 vacuums.
Feb 14th and 15th and 16th. Pun Calendar.
"Skunks love Valentine's Day because it's very scent-imental."
Cute! 9/10 skunks.
"I've decided to sell my vacuum. It was just collecting dust."
Heehee! 10/10 vacuums.
Feb 13th. Pun Calendar.
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."
A lie, but a funny one. 7/10 atheists.
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."
A lie, but a funny one. 7/10 atheists.
February 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Feb 13th. Pun Calendar.
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."
A lie, but a funny one. 7/10 atheists.
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."
A lie, but a funny one. 7/10 atheists.
Feb 12th. Pun Calendar.
"I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed."
👀👀👀 10/10
"I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed."
👀👀👀 10/10
February 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Feb 12th. Pun Calendar.
"I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed."
👀👀👀 10/10
"I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed."
👀👀👀 10/10
Feb 11th. Pun Calendar.
"Masks have no face value."
A very subtle pun. 4/6 faces.
"Masks have no face value."
A very subtle pun. 4/6 faces.
February 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Feb 11th. Pun Calendar.
"Masks have no face value."
A very subtle pun. 4/6 faces.
"Masks have no face value."
A very subtle pun. 4/6 faces.
Feb 10th. Pun Calendar.
"My tennis opponent was not too happy with my serves, he kept returning them."
Pretty good. 8/10 tennis balls.
"My tennis opponent was not too happy with my serves, he kept returning them."
Pretty good. 8/10 tennis balls.
February 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Feb 10th. Pun Calendar.
"My tennis opponent was not too happy with my serves, he kept returning them."
Pretty good. 8/10 tennis balls.
"My tennis opponent was not too happy with my serves, he kept returning them."
Pretty good. 8/10 tennis balls.
I've been seeing a lot of hate for the new Nosferatu movie and I feel like a lot of people missed the whole point of the movie.
It's about original sin and how that concept oppresses women. It's about the changeling stereotype. It's about how men see women as objects for their own use.
It's about original sin and how that concept oppresses women. It's about the changeling stereotype. It's about how men see women as objects for their own use.
February 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I've been seeing a lot of hate for the new Nosferatu movie and I feel like a lot of people missed the whole point of the movie.
It's about original sin and how that concept oppresses women. It's about the changeling stereotype. It's about how men see women as objects for their own use.
It's about original sin and how that concept oppresses women. It's about the changeling stereotype. It's about how men see women as objects for their own use.
Feb 8th and 9th. Pun Calendar.
"What is a hurricane's favorite game? Twister."
Should have been 'tornado's favorite game' instead of hurricane. 6/10 tornados.
"What is a hurricane's favorite game? Twister."
Should have been 'tornado's favorite game' instead of hurricane. 6/10 tornados.
February 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Feb 8th and 9th. Pun Calendar.
"What is a hurricane's favorite game? Twister."
Should have been 'tornado's favorite game' instead of hurricane. 6/10 tornados.
"What is a hurricane's favorite game? Twister."
Should have been 'tornado's favorite game' instead of hurricane. 6/10 tornados.
Feb 7th. Pun Calendar.
"I recently got crushed by a pile of books. But I suppose I've only got my shelf to blame."
Eh, I'll take it. 7/10 books.
"I recently got crushed by a pile of books. But I suppose I've only got my shelf to blame."
Eh, I'll take it. 7/10 books.
February 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Feb 7th. Pun Calendar.
"I recently got crushed by a pile of books. But I suppose I've only got my shelf to blame."
Eh, I'll take it. 7/10 books.
"I recently got crushed by a pile of books. But I suppose I've only got my shelf to blame."
Eh, I'll take it. 7/10 books.
Feb 6th. Pun Calendar.
"Sue broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine."
A bit weak. 5/10 fingers.
"Sue broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine."
A bit weak. 5/10 fingers.
February 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Feb 6th. Pun Calendar.
"Sue broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine."
A bit weak. 5/10 fingers.
"Sue broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine."
A bit weak. 5/10 fingers.
Feb 5th. Pun Calendar.
"Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you."
Who can afford x-rays in the US? 4000/5000 US dollars.
"Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you."
Who can afford x-rays in the US? 4000/5000 US dollars.
February 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Feb 5th. Pun Calendar.
"Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you."
Who can afford x-rays in the US? 4000/5000 US dollars.
"Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you."
Who can afford x-rays in the US? 4000/5000 US dollars.
Feb 4th. Pun Calendar.
"I'm working on a device that will read minds. I'd love to hear your thoughts."
A little creepy. 6/10 thoughts.
"I'm working on a device that will read minds. I'd love to hear your thoughts."
A little creepy. 6/10 thoughts.
February 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Feb 4th. Pun Calendar.
"I'm working on a device that will read minds. I'd love to hear your thoughts."
A little creepy. 6/10 thoughts.
"I'm working on a device that will read minds. I'd love to hear your thoughts."
A little creepy. 6/10 thoughts.
Jan 3rd. Pun Calendar.
"She was only a whiskey maker, but I loved her still."
Fantastic. I love this one. 100/100 proof.
"She was only a whiskey maker, but I loved her still."
Fantastic. I love this one. 100/100 proof.
February 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Jan 3rd. Pun Calendar.
"She was only a whiskey maker, but I loved her still."
Fantastic. I love this one. 100/100 proof.
"She was only a whiskey maker, but I loved her still."
Fantastic. I love this one. 100/100 proof.
Missed yesterday's pun but it's fine because it's the same as today's pun.
Feb 1st and 2nd. Pun Calendar.
"I planned to find my watch today, but I didn't have the time."
Excellent. Classic. 11/12 hours.
Feb 1st and 2nd. Pun Calendar.
"I planned to find my watch today, but I didn't have the time."
Excellent. Classic. 11/12 hours.
February 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Missed yesterday's pun but it's fine because it's the same as today's pun.
Feb 1st and 2nd. Pun Calendar.
"I planned to find my watch today, but I didn't have the time."
Excellent. Classic. 11/12 hours.
Feb 1st and 2nd. Pun Calendar.
"I planned to find my watch today, but I didn't have the time."
Excellent. Classic. 11/12 hours.
Jan 31st. Pun Calendar.
"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."
Guns in school is poor taste. 2/10
"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."
Guns in school is poor taste. 2/10
January 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Jan 31st. Pun Calendar.
"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."
Guns in school is poor taste. 2/10
"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."
Guns in school is poor taste. 2/10
I forgot my pun yesterday so you get two puns today.
Jan 29th. Pun Calendar.
"If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine."
Niche. I like it. 10/12 baguettes
Jan 30th. Pun Calendar.
"I've been learning braille. I'm sure I'll master it once I get a feel for it."
Cute. 20/26 letter
Jan 29th. Pun Calendar.
"If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine."
Niche. I like it. 10/12 baguettes
Jan 30th. Pun Calendar.
"I've been learning braille. I'm sure I'll master it once I get a feel for it."
Cute. 20/26 letter
January 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I forgot my pun yesterday so you get two puns today.
Jan 29th. Pun Calendar.
"If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine."
Niche. I like it. 10/12 baguettes
Jan 30th. Pun Calendar.
"I've been learning braille. I'm sure I'll master it once I get a feel for it."
Cute. 20/26 letter
Jan 29th. Pun Calendar.
"If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine."
Niche. I like it. 10/12 baguettes
Jan 30th. Pun Calendar.
"I've been learning braille. I'm sure I'll master it once I get a feel for it."
Cute. 20/26 letter