Hagbard Celine
@guyfawkeboy.bsky.social
Cosmic schmuck. Discordian. Anti-fascist, anti-capitalist, anti-colonialist, anti-racist. Life is chaos, be kind. #freepalestine #abolishICE
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Make your calls. Go to your town halls. Ask your state and local officials what they are doing under state and local law. Rest. Hydrate. Make soup for the hungry. Don’t let people tell you that you’re doing it wrong. Not a sprint. Not a marathon. A relay. Find your team. Thank you.
February 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Make your calls. Go to your town halls. Ask your state and local officials what they are doing under state and local law. Rest. Hydrate. Make soup for the hungry. Don’t let people tell you that you’re doing it wrong. Not a sprint. Not a marathon. A relay. Find your team. Thank you.
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Me: A sandwich is a book made of bread that tells the story of the ingredients
Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm*
Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm*
February 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Me: A sandwich is a book made of bread that tells the story of the ingredients
Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm*
Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm*
Musk and Trump are a pair of cancerous boobs and America needs a double mastectomy.
February 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Musk and Trump are a pair of cancerous boobs and America needs a double mastectomy.
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Daily task: ❌❌BOYCOTT AMAZON! ❌❌
This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!
✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com
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#fuckjeffbezos 🖕
This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!
✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com
Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙
Please SHARE‼️‼️
#fuckjeffbezos 🖕
February 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Daily task: ❌❌BOYCOTT AMAZON! ❌❌
This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!
✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com
Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙
Please SHARE‼️‼️
#fuckjeffbezos 🖕
This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!
✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com
Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙
Please SHARE‼️‼️
#fuckjeffbezos 🖕
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Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.
2. A memo distributed by NSA leadership to its staff says that on February 10, all NSA websites and internal network pages that contain banned words will be deleted.
This is the list of 27 banned words distributed to NSA staff:
This is the list of 27 banned words distributed to NSA staff:
February 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.
Fleecing cancer patients is an abominable business model. Pfuck Pfizer.
Pfizer’s cancer drug commercial was beautiful, but their breast cancer drug Ibrance costs $10k per month and their prostate cancer drug Xtandi costs $22k per month.
Beautiful commercials don’t change the fact that 42% of cancer patients exhaust their life savings in 2 years.
Beautiful commercials don’t change the fact that 42% of cancer patients exhaust their life savings in 2 years.
February 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Fleecing cancer patients is an abominable business model. Pfuck Pfizer.
Pearl Jam announces $10.8 million to combat homelessness. Unfortunately, after Ticketmaster fees there's only $23 left.
February 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Pearl Jam announces $10.8 million to combat homelessness. Unfortunately, after Ticketmaster fees there's only $23 left.
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kind of annoying thing about shopping for a bone mangling machine is every review is either one or five stars and they all basically just say This machine mangled my bones
February 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
kind of annoying thing about shopping for a bone mangling machine is every review is either one or five stars and they all basically just say This machine mangled my bones
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Vladimir Putin just shuttered the Kremlin's "Destroy America Project," conceding, "We tried hard, but we are nowhere as good at this task as they are."
February 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Vladimir Putin just shuttered the Kremlin's "Destroy America Project," conceding, "We tried hard, but we are nowhere as good at this task as they are."
Trump and Musk are like hemorrhoids. They need to be removed.
February 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Trump and Musk are like hemorrhoids. They need to be removed.
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GNU Sir Terry Pratchett
February 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
GNU Sir Terry Pratchett
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not gonna lie—were I potus I would def threaten Canada with ginormous tariffs if it would make them take Ted Cruz back
February 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
not gonna lie—were I potus I would def threaten Canada with ginormous tariffs if it would make them take Ted Cruz back
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Anti-ICE protesters in California have shut down the 101 freeway in Los Angeles marching towards City Hall.
February 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Anti-ICE protesters in California have shut down the 101 freeway in Los Angeles marching towards City Hall.
Topical humor only works when it’s applied correctly.
February 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Topical humor only works when it’s applied correctly.
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i can wreck up a whole shop of Faberge eggs in like thirty seconds if you give me a hammer but i'm not sure i could make another one given the rest of my life
Why is it that Democratic presidents have to fight for months to get anything done but Republicans get to just do whatever they want?
February 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i can wreck up a whole shop of Faberge eggs in like thirty seconds if you give me a hammer but i'm not sure i could make another one given the rest of my life
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Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men
"Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices."
"Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices."
Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic
“Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were allowed to mess around with magic they would probably be embarrassingly good at it…”
“Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were allowed to mess around with magic they would probably be embarrassingly good at it…”
Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch
January 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men
"Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices."
"Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices."
Had breakfast at a diner in Dallas and the Dealey special was the Lee Harvey Omelette.
January 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Had breakfast at a diner in Dallas and the Dealey special was the Lee Harvey Omelette.
Being good at baseball is the only way for a minority to be truly safe in America.
January 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Being good at baseball is the only way for a minority to be truly safe in America.
Growing up I had a Canadian teacher who gave me an “Eh” for effort.
January 31, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Growing up I had a Canadian teacher who gave me an “Eh” for effort.
I’m developing a Christian dating app.
It’s called Nailed.
It’s called Nailed.
January 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I’m developing a Christian dating app.
It’s called Nailed.
It’s called Nailed.
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When the Patriot Act was passed, libraries got requests for patrons’ borrowing history. We were prohibited from disclosing those requests.
We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason.
ALSO.
We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason.
ALSO.
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
When the Patriot Act was passed, libraries got requests for patrons’ borrowing history. We were prohibited from disclosing those requests.
We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason.
ALSO.
We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason.
ALSO.