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i should be cringe
It's all about perspective; it's not a shart, it's a Wipe-a-tunity
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My wisdom hairs are growing in
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
william from bahamas should take over as Gossip Girl. some valuable perspective
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Fawning Courtier and 6 other sycophants replied to your Declaration:
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
now its at least 12, im not sure
Current record is 7 times in one night btw
If anyone wanted to know
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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new york times calls for new york measures
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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A fortune, please. And make it vast
November 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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You just tucked in the wrong guy
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
have to spend a thousand stupid dollars on a new pump for my car the day i start feeling good about my finances
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
much like "everyone gets one before anyone gets seconds", good things should happen to me first before other people get good things. lets let this cascade down for a while and see how it ends up
November 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
thinking about the time my parents bought a bunch of praying mantises and accidentally left them inside too long, and ended up having to sweep thousands of tiny mantises out of the door. one of them ended up surviving to adulthood, and spent years posted up in their garden
November 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Mike Conley and Rudy Gobert suck ass except for the part where we win all the minutes they play.
October 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Remembering how good it was for the wolves when randle (and I think gobert for some time too) we're out and lots of bench players and rookies had to get involved and build confidence, while the other starters had to step up and work with more weight on their shoulders. Crossing my fingers.
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
you never hear about peleton these days
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Strange that every good faith attempt to reach out to and understand conservatives reveals them as damaged Christian nut jobs who have no conception of other people being the same as them. Just psychopaths with no internality trying to scramble over the people around them. Weird coincidence, huh
A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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not leaving because it's my fucking country too. maybe it'll be the wrong choice in the end but also fuck these guys
October 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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I love not shaving for a couple of years then shaving and saying “oh you must’ve forgot. im Mr Handsome”
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Give a man a pie and he'll cream for a day. Teach a man to pie....
October 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Finally got my FUCKING website up and running. and all it took was me calling myself names in my google calendar reminder lol
October 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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[standing at 40-yard line, addressing crowd]
"POOP–"
[mutes mic, takes two steps, nods at line judge]
"POOP IS–"
[mutes mic again, has lengthy inaudible conversation with line judge as both teams mill about anxiously]
"POOP USED TO BE FOOD."
[signals timeout]
October 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Giggling loudly every time Jaden scores on Luka.
October 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
fucking everything up by worrying that im fucking everything up. running out of steam because i have to keep trying everyday forever if i want anything to be easy and good. trying to explain to people that i dont want to be scared of changing but it seems to be my lot. taking a lot more time to cry.
October 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM