alvin
gunnion.bsky.social
alvin
@gunnion.bsky.social
writer, serial amateur, boulder pusher. he/him
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ai hands with ROKO / BASILISK knuckle tats
December 16, 2023 at 5:56 PM
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If I ever again say something like "I thought we were better than this," hit me very hard with the largest object you can find within an arm's length.
October 27, 2023 at 7:48 PM
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We’re in even bigger trouble than I thought if government proof of war crimes from now on is competing accounts tweeting “We didn’t do it, and we have evidence: this video from FauciOuchie1776 that has 3 different timestamps on it.”
October 17, 2023 at 11:21 PM
doing the oppenheimer/oldboy remaster double feature just to feel something
August 23, 2023 at 8:07 PM
*guy who’s only ever heard the chorus to that one chappell roan song*

why does she like the african nation of togo so much
August 22, 2023 at 4:17 AM
RUDY GIULIANI RICO INDICTMENT LETS GOOOOOOOO
August 15, 2023 at 2:59 AM
vlatko resignation countdown starts NOW
August 6, 2023 at 11:57 AM
stars and stripes forever (slow + reverb)
August 6, 2023 at 11:55 AM
usa vs sweden in 4 hours
August 6, 2023 at 4:06 AM
that stupid fish shoulda stayed in the primordial ooze
taking a whole look at this "vertebrate" situation, feel like it might have been a mistake
August 5, 2023 at 1:16 AM
you’re telling me the first bald person owns this gate
August 5, 2023 at 1:14 AM
what the fuck
August 5, 2023 at 1:04 AM
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Oregon just legalized self-service gas stations for the first time in 72 years, and this is a real infographic making the rounds.
August 4, 2023 at 9:08 PM
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(getting dragged out of the Los Angeles County Museum of Art by two big security guards) that’s a fuckin pipe. I’m not stupid. Fuck you. Fuck you
July 27, 2023 at 3:28 AM
some people are just so bad at being a functional person i need to be sent down to AAA life for a rehab assignment
July 31, 2023 at 8:32 PM
hi i’m j. robert oppenheimer welcome to jackass
July 30, 2023 at 9:03 PM
look man i didn’t choose the name
what if in Alvin and The Chipmunks, the Chipmunks were human sized
July 29, 2023 at 5:06 AM
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It's very weird to see the UFO hearing endure as news because the guy who said there was evidence of non-human bio material piloting a UFO also said things like "aliens visited Italy in the 1930s" and like 5 seconds of googling reveals him to be just a constant bullshit artist.
July 29, 2023 at 4:37 AM
dune 2 trailer came on before oppenheimer and now i’m even sadder that it’s delayed
July 29, 2023 at 12:01 AM
oppenheimer? i barely know her!
July 24, 2023 at 4:56 PM
nobody wants to bang on the drum all day anymore
July 19, 2023 at 2:50 AM
why do people hate season 2 of the wire? it’s easily one of the best seasons of television ever made
July 17, 2023 at 3:39 AM
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it's shocking how well this scene held up 13 years later
July 15, 2023 at 7:35 PM
he’s named WHAT
July 13, 2023 at 8:44 PM