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Ask me about my Hyper-Fixations.
Grumpy Airbrush-Mural Wizard Aesthetic.
I yell at computers for money.
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The world won’t heal until Parasite Eve, Einhander and Chrono Trigger are ported
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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This is astounding
The council convenes once more
#deathblart
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Remake #TifaLockheart , but make her #aerithgainsborough 's class
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
In my defense, it was on sale >_>;;;
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Why am I suddenly getting 2020 Isabelle & Doom Slayer vibes but for Hatsune Miku & Godzilla????
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Fucking UPS
Waited to leave for family weekend for expensive package.
Was outside with dogs when i hear them pull up.
By the time i got the dogs inside and went to front door, he'd left a tag and fucked off.
Didn't even go to door, he left it on the garage
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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I wanna hunt this in Monster Hunter
happy thanksgiving from therizinosaurus, the forbidden turkey 🦃 therizinosaurus was a pot-bellied, 5-tonne herbivore from late cretaceous mongolia, best-known for the scythe-like claws on its hands
(art by @kaek.bsky.social)
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Sliced breb
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Sliced breb
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Bread is done.
Don't forget to rub a stick of butter on top while it's still hot!

One partial collapse where a sudden hand cramp caused me to touch hot metal and drop it a little
x_x
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Eeeeeh fuckit
One boi isn't fully rised yet, but everyone else is ready to go
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Second proof baybeeee
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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This is Rosie. We do not know what she is asking for, but we need you to give it to her right away. 13/10 please hurry (IG: rosalinathepittie)
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Remember kids!
You*can* over-proof your bread dough
Don't rely on timers and keep an eye on it
The first rise is called doubling for a reason, it should be about twice the size it started as before you punch it down
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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13 years ago I invented Kicksgiving, an alternative to Thanksgiving where you Celebrate Bruce Lee's birthday by watching kung fu movies and sharing food with your friends, and it's somehow still going strong!

I do find it weird that one of my most useless skills is inventing holidays that go viral.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I'm gonna tell you about a guy named Peter. He called for support often and it wasn't stupid stuff. But it was complex.

He drove a BMW. He was divorced. He was of course a sales person. Probably the most successful sales person in California and maybe the country.

He serviced the government.
You meet the users where they are to stop them doing the stupidest shit imaginable.

You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable

Who knows if I saved the firm
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
3D printed and assembled a card shuffler for MTG Commander decks
(Surprise cat tax included)
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Welp.
Just bought myself a Christmas present I've wanted since 2007 >_>
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If you're wondering how I'm doing, I briefly considered reinstalling League of Legends today
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
But probably not though
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Ah neat.
It's time for the traditional holiday credit/debit card fraud -_-

I can only imagine that they skimmed it off of a Sheetz terminal again.
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM