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No one of consequence. Maybe listen if I'm talking about structural engineering but you can safely ignore anything else.
Shit, I wouldn't even do that
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Shit, I wouldn't even do that
Escaping my police issued surveillance robot by sauntering away
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Escaping my police issued surveillance robot by sauntering away
What would Russ Vought look like without the courage of his convictions?
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What would Russ Vought look like without the courage of his convictions?
I fully admit that SNAP not going out made me blink. People can call me a pussy all they want but I didn't blanche when it was my paycheck.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I fully admit that SNAP not going out made me blink. People can call me a pussy all they want but I didn't blanche when it was my paycheck.
Yeah, it's really unfair for them to bring up your old tweets for this argument now.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Yeah, it's really unfair for them to bring up your old tweets for this argument now.
So get your hands dirty
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
So get your hands dirty
I remember excitedly telling my roommate that they now only advised medium rare for pork because trichinosis isn't such an issue. Basically all fish is sushi grade. I haven't had a red delicious apple in a decade... folks it's good
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I remember excitedly telling my roommate that they now only advised medium rare for pork because trichinosis isn't such an issue. Basically all fish is sushi grade. I haven't had a red delicious apple in a decade... folks it's good
The average federal worker is either a troop or a mailman, why would this be a PR disaster?
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The average federal worker is either a troop or a mailman, why would this be a PR disaster?
The whole "a man in uniform" thing is mostly about that being the only way most people got a set of clothes that didn't look terrible
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The whole "a man in uniform" thing is mostly about that being the only way most people got a set of clothes that didn't look terrible
I'll throw out there that the union wants furloughed workers calling and asking dems to stay firm, IFPTE isn't exactly the teamsters but...
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I'll throw out there that the union wants furloughed workers calling and asking dems to stay firm, IFPTE isn't exactly the teamsters but...
Building and maintaining a system to address this problem at a larger scale is in fact helping!
More importantly, telling people who need help that the people who will help them won't help them for clout is cartoonishly evil. Some people might believe you and not get the help they could!
More importantly, telling people who need help that the people who will help them won't help them for clout is cartoonishly evil. Some people might believe you and not get the help they could!
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Building and maintaining a system to address this problem at a larger scale is in fact helping!
More importantly, telling people who need help that the people who will help them won't help them for clout is cartoonishly evil. Some people might believe you and not get the help they could!
More importantly, telling people who need help that the people who will help them won't help them for clout is cartoonishly evil. Some people might believe you and not get the help they could!
Another disgusting and unfounded accusation of antisemitism
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Another disgusting and unfounded accusation of antisemitism
If you can't see the beauty in something like linear algebra or carpentry I think you should look harder. Might be nice.
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If you can't see the beauty in something like linear algebra or carpentry I think you should look harder. Might be nice.
Get this man a display cable!
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Get this man a display cable!
I want to have ICE hunting shows replace cop procedures
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I want to have ICE hunting shows replace cop procedures
Anti trans views are like a gateway drug as understood by writers of a very special episode.
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Anti trans views are like a gateway drug as understood by writers of a very special episode.
Damn Rev, you really just quote tweeted my has girlfriends dad. Dude didn't used to suck this bad.
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Damn Rev, you really just quote tweeted my has girlfriends dad. Dude didn't used to suck this bad.
I think allowing a lengthier conversation to progress to wherever is a bit different than small talk. If I saw you every week I hope we wouldn't exclusively do weather talk! But the progression of conversations features wild jumps
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I think allowing a lengthier conversation to progress to wherever is a bit different than small talk. If I saw you every week I hope we wouldn't exclusively do weather talk! But the progression of conversations features wild jumps
Man I'm waiting to pick up a prescription, I don't have time to explain my views of theodicy, just comment on how early that sleet was this year
November 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Man I'm waiting to pick up a prescription, I don't have time to explain my views of theodicy, just comment on how early that sleet was this year
Please be chill and nice to the people you see at like the pharmacy and gas station. But I cannot stress enough, also do not talk about big things with us.
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Please be chill and nice to the people you see at like the pharmacy and gas station. But I cannot stress enough, also do not talk about big things with us.
Do they now sell a fifth-pounder?
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Do they now sell a fifth-pounder?
Starting a capital campaign to build them a Gundam
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Starting a capital campaign to build them a Gundam
How do you have political ambition and still go for a look that says "moms new boyfriend in a movie about a dog"
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
How do you have political ambition and still go for a look that says "moms new boyfriend in a movie about a dog"
I'm a pretty partisan dem who reads some crotchety lib blogs even so trust me when I say: what the hell is he talking about?
November 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I'm a pretty partisan dem who reads some crotchety lib blogs even so trust me when I say: what the hell is he talking about?