guiltysecret 👀
@guiltysecret.bsky.social
Middle-aged guy with a hardon. He/him.
I wanna get right to the center of that tootsie pop!
a cartoon owl is sitting on a tree branch holding a coin in its mouth
Alt: a cartoon owl is sitting on a tree branch licking a lollipop like it’s a pussy
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November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I wanna get right to the center of that tootsie pop!
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I need to go there and find a wife who’ll call me all kinds of weird Irish curse words. 😆
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I need to go there and find a wife who’ll call me all kinds of weird Irish curse words. 😆
lol no, it’s fair, I *wish* I had a cool accent. How southern are you talking, full-on hillbilly or just a little drawl? (I’m currently in love with Scottish & Irish accents, which I feel are the UK equivalents.)
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
lol no, it’s fair, I *wish* I had a cool accent. How southern are you talking, full-on hillbilly or just a little drawl? (I’m currently in love with Scottish & Irish accents, which I feel are the UK equivalents.)
Haha, unfortunately I’m American so I just have a standard US accent and not something sexy like a French or Spanish one. 😔
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Haha, unfortunately I’m American so I just have a standard US accent and not something sexy like a French or Spanish one. 😔
Oh, I have the big scarves locked and loaded. But I’m on the west coast—of Europe!
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Oh, I have the big scarves locked and loaded. But I’m on the west coast—of Europe!
Yep! Cold & rainy here, a bit like the PNW but on a different coast. I’ve been bundling up, too, but I don’t look nearly as cute as you do!
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Yep! Cold & rainy here, a bit like the PNW but on a different coast. I’ve been bundling up, too, but I don’t look nearly as cute as you do!
PLEASE I’m begging 🙏
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
PLEASE I’m begging 🙏
You look so lovely in your autumn outfit 🥹
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You look so lovely in your autumn outfit 🥹
Happy Halloween! I’m gonna make you squeal and scream, my devilish queen! 😈
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Happy Halloween! I’m gonna make you squeal and scream, my devilish queen! 😈
My god 😵💫 your ass in those panties is really doing it for me 🥵
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My god 😵💫 your ass in those panties is really doing it for me 🥵
🐰 would definitely get my 🥕
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
🐰 would definitely get my 🥕
I bet those panties smell amazing now 🤤
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I bet those panties smell amazing now 🤤
Straight into my mouth PLEASE 🙏
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Straight into my mouth PLEASE 🙏
You know I can’t resist you 😅
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
You know I can’t resist you 😅
Fuuuuck. I tried to hold off, but your ass at the end made me blow my load HARD. 🍑💦
October 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Fuuuuck. I tried to hold off, but your ass at the end made me blow my load HARD. 🍑💦
I’m a huge perv for vampire girl! 🧛♀️
October 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I’m a huge perv for vampire girl! 🧛♀️