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Duck
@grunkduck.bsky.social
25 They/Them cryptid from the northern woods.
Artist, tarot reader, crocheter and all around thorn in the side of bigots everywhere.
When does my love call me sexy?
Is it when I'm getting out of the shower? When I'm changing? When I'm getting all dolled up? NO. It's at midnight when I'm in my jammies absolutely devouring cold, leftover ribs and dissociating.
I love him so incredibly much.
October 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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That is both messed up and disgraceful! You can’t just delete history!

Arlington National Cemetery has removed information about prominent Black, Hispanic, and female service members, as well as topics such as the Civil War, from its website.
March 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I have a personal vendetta against anyone who’s ever told me I’d get rid of the chronic pain by losing weight. 70lbs down and my baselines gone from a 4 to a 6.

But will doctors finally take me seriously now? Probably not, let’s spin the wheel to see what unrelated thing they’ll blame next 😒
March 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
There ain’t no hope for the wicked, but we sure as hell ain’t gonna let a rotten orange tell us we can’t have any 😌

As long as there’s still blood in your veins and air in your lungs, there’s hope for a better tomorrow.
March 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Picture from the printer! The gilded edge copies of the Vampire are being finished and loaded up to head on home to me! 😍😍😍😍
March 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Thinking about Jackie Mitchell, the 17 year old girl who struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gerig. Baseball commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis (allegedly) voided her contract on grounds that baseball was too strenuous for women.
March 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I’ve been wanting to share my writing for a while now and I’m always torn between “no one’s gonna read it so why post it?” And “if no one’s gonna read it there’s nothing to lose 👀”
March 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Appeal to the Congress from Former Secretaries of Defense
February 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My boyfriend is a naturally early riser, I am NOT. He just put two and two together today that I’ve been setting my alarm a couple hours early whenever we hang out so we get extra quiet snug time 💞
Fav time of the day 😭🙌🥹
February 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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This is why you fight these cowards.

The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.

Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.

He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as “exceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.
February 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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transgender will never go away
February 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Lemme pause my angry political posting to share this sweet lil snuggle puddle 🥹💖 I love my babies so incredibly much!
Black cats and orange cats are simply meant to be together 🥰
February 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
February 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Yes he is.
February 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Fuglers are the only stuffie I simply cannot live without
I love my new daughter
February 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Begging some hero in the Department of Ed to rename the student loan record file folder "DEI training materials" before unlocking the door for the DOGE bros
February 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Pete Hegseth's DOD has decided to recruit at an NRA event rather than a Black Engineering event.

www.military.com/daily-news/2...
February 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Dad decided to wake up and suck Elon’s dick and bitch about microplastics. I asked him if he remembered who his brother fought in WWII when he made fun of me for doing my own research 😬

His older brother would be so disappointed in him if he were still around today. Miss that man 😩
February 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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this made me think to check and yep. they always get so racist they never enjoy the half time show lmfao
February 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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More of this, America.
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Here’s some advice for those outside our coalition, as the administration is actively leading a witch hunt for resistance members. If you’re a government employee, avoid using government devices to coordinate. Do not use standard messaging apps on Android or Apple devices.
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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If you're a creative and you use GenAI in any way not only do I think your work sucks, regardless of how good the nongenAI elements are, but I genuinely don't respect you as an artist anymore. Like you really fucked up big time. I've burnt big bridges over it and will continue to do so
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Writing a proposal that addresses how we may be able to fight food insecurity in my county and this research has me disappointed.
Mostly the comments I see on individual articles trying to blame people over systems - it doesn’t matter how small town you are, people find a way to be hateful.
February 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Hungry, hungry guillotine

www.inprnt.com/gallery/thou...
February 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM