Before Julius and Augustus Caesar got there

Fun fact - part of the year didn’t have months

... and don't forget the "we're going to take half your 20% for closing costs" bullshit.

Every job I held as a teen - waiting, registers, stocking, cook - are all done by adults over 20 now.

Where do the teens work in my county?

Which one of those requires you to jump through a bonfire and which requires you to burn an effigy of a traitor?

Wait ….meteorological winter?