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GrumpyMark
@grumpymark.bsky.social
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He/Him. North West England. Neurodivergent, apparently. Nerdy. Green. Socialist. Amateur artist. Very broad music taste. Particle Physics PhD. 20+ years software development. Fan of maps. Obsessed by ancient history. No Alt-Text, no re-post.
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Decided not to post this about Elon Musk, because I don’t know how desperate he is for even more money
Elon Musk would probably not give away all his money for one genuine friend. He would never betray money like that.
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Refreshing beverage acquired.

Monday just got better.
A “hipster” schooner glass of a lovely sour real ale… proper sour too, with lots of lime.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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This is a Brazilian Lime gose (a German style sour wheat beer), and it is fantastic.
A small glass (schooner) of a cloudy amber beer in a “posh” stem glass
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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A nice refreshing “cola”
A nice refreshing 8.4% ABV Irish Cream Profiterole Pastry Stout. Apparently.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Spider-Man meme: Trump’s Ukraine Peace Deal versus Putin’s Ukraine Peace Deal
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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This glass of cola has remarkable warming properties.
2/3 of a pint of “chocolate fudge brownie” imperial stout. 8.4% ABV. Northern Monk. I was offered the option of ordering a full pint (local privilege) but decided against because they have another 2 or 3 new refreshments I want to try as well.
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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I decided to dodge the rain and opted for a dry apple juice.
A pint of dry cider… “Real Cider” apparently. 6% ABV.
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Global government debt reached $110,000,000,000 in 2025.

Only two sovereign states in the world are believed to be completely free of debt: Liechtenstein and Niue.

And still we persist with this system.
Gross national debt ranked by country: 1 U.S. $38.27 trillion 2 China $18.68 trillion 3 Japan $9.83 trillion 4 U.K. $4.09 trillion 5 France $3.92 trillion 6 Italy $3.48 trillion 7 India $3.36 trillion 8 Germany $3.23 trillion 9 Canada $2.60 trillion 10 Brazil $2.06 trillion 11 Spain $1.9 trillion 12 Mexico $1.1 trillion 13 Singapore $1.01 trillion 14 South Korea $990 billion 15 Australia $930 billion
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Bloke with a poppy on staring at me… obviously wants a word.

Probably because I’m wearing this Cardiacs shirt and thinks I’m a woke leftist. He is correct.
A Cardiacs white daisy shirt, a cut-down version of the album cover to “A Little Man and a House and the Whole World Window” which may look like a white poppy.
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I’m now on apple juice, because it is healthy
A pint of 6.7% “whisky cask” cider which tastes just like ordinary non-alcoholic apple juice with a slight hint of whisky in the aftertaste.
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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A nice refreshing cola drink, honest
Actually a photo of a schooner of 7% chocolate orange porter. Very nice it is too.
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Opening Bluesky for the first time each day with trepidation...
A photo from from the 1964 movie Zulu, Michael Caine and Stanley Baker's British redcoat officer characters looking away into the distance with the overlaid text 'Opinions on social media, sir... thousands!of 'em"
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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I’ve given up on doing anything constructive today, so I’ve gone “shopping”.
The remaining three quarters of a pint of pale ale, in a straight glass on a wood finish table. Photographed from the perspective of someone who is about to take another sip.
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Judging by the ads I am being fed online, The Algorithm has just decided that I should start dying my hair.

The Algorithm is either an imbecile or a troll.
The top of my mostly bald head, viewed from the front, with short white/grey hair visible above the ears.
October 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Sometimes I find myself thinking:

It wasn't remotely the best of times, it was the dumbest of times...
Opening passage from A Tale Of Two Cities by Charles Dickens. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.”
October 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Describe your Bluesky account with one image.

See the Alt Text description for further details.
An abstract image made of an interlocking number of vaguely geometrical shapes. Only three colours are used: black, medium blue and pale yellow. There is no discernible pattern to the picture, which contains both straight edges and curves used seemingly at random. How does this represent my Bluesky account? Well, it probably doesn't, except for the randomness, but at least I got you to look briefly at a piece of art I did and ponder what it means. I am thinking of calling this piece: This Artist Is Anti-Fascist. Fascists don't like art which may cause the viewer to think for themselves. They think that sort of art is decadent.
October 6, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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An old digital oil painting, painted on a tablet using an app (Artrage) which simulates real art media.
A view down an English country lane, with sunlight bursting through a wooded area to the left. The viewer is on the road, looking down a long green "tunnel" into the distance. The log dark shadows of 4 thick tree stumps lie across the road indicating that the sun is low in the sky. Although not visible, the sun's location is indicated by the bright green-yellow light bursting trhough the foliage/woodland in the distance. This brightness is enhanced by the shadows cast by the denser low-lying plants/hedgerows by the side of the lane. With the advantage of hindsight the artist is fairly happy with the lighting effects created in this piece.
September 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Britain gets more right wing every day
A lamppost with a weirdly alien-robot-head like main light, and a second light, which looks like an outstretched arm doing a Nazi salute
August 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Rebellion Festival starts tomorrow.

Rebellion Fringe doesn’t like rules.

Just saw a band called The P45”s blow the roof off a bar that is usually a good place for a quiet drink on a Wednesday at 4pm.

#Blackpool #RebellionFringe
#ShickersTavern
An army of punks stood around outside a nondescript small bar which normally has around 5 people in it in the late afternoon. Decent jukebox.
August 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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This unremarkable terrace building was finished in the year 8817. Or perhaps even 8781.

I supposed it could be 1788 (given that a pub about a mile away was built in 1776). But that makes it nearly as old as the USA, so that can’t be right.

“This pub is older than your country”

#NorthernEngland
An street sign which says “BELLEVUE ?X? TERRACE”, in black on a whitewashed wall. All lettering is in capitals. The ?X? looks like an each S superimposed over a H, with numbers at top (8), bottom (87, left (1) and right (8). It reminded me of a NY/HC logo from the 80s/99s
August 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Yesterday I "accidentally" took a half-decent, dramatic looking, photograph on my old iPhone 6.

#Blackpool
A view of Blackpool Tower looking South East from North Pier. The Tower and the other buildings on the promenade are in partial silhouette against the dramatic sky, which is a mixture of blue sky in the distance (towards South Shore) and slightly ominous looking rain clouds over the centre of Blackpool. The tide is out, and a sandy beach lies between the viewer and the sea wall. Water channels and pools of water are visible on the right, in the direction of the out-of-shot sea.
July 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Saw mention of (US-centric) Jock/Nerd, Preppy/Goth test so decided to do it while waiting for the bus.

The amount of Goth is about right… I listen to the music and wear dark clothing but don’t sleep in a coffin, light candles, avoid sunlight or take heroin.

Not surprised about the nerd bit. So🤷‍♂️
A 2D “spectrum” indicating that GrumpMark is nearly a total nerd, and 50% of the way to being a total goth
July 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Lunch. Not Guinness. Not even a stout.
The majority of a pint of dark mild, on a beer mat, on a wooden table, in a traditional English pub on the Fylde coast
July 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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I’m “shopping” this Monday afternoon
A cloudy pint of pale ale on a pub bar, with blurred hints of beer pumps in the background. The pint has had one large sip taken out of it. This beer is often cloudy, so no worries there.
July 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Music as protest...

Bob Dylan: Masters Of War (1963)
Bob Dylan: Masters Of War (1963) Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the death planes You that build the big bombs You that hide behind walls You that hide behind desks I just want you to know I can see through your masks ... All the money you made Will never buy back your soul And I hope that you die And your death’ll come soon I will follow your casket In the pale afternoon And I’ll watch while you’re lowered Down to your deathbed And I’ll stand o’er your grave ’Til I’m sure that you’re dead
June 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM