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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat
@grumpylothcat.bsky.social
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Kylux, Garashir, Star Wars & Star Trek in general, MDZS, WOH, IWTV, OFMD, a certain timelord, & the randomness of an AuDHD brain
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That's his idea of a comfy lounging spot 😂
Back of a phone with a silver death star popsocket attached and a light skinned hand demonstrating it's purpose.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Arkanisian witch Hux
Conversation between 2 people. Interviewer: What did you bring to the table? Me: in my last job I brought a lot of enthusia- Interviewer: No what did you just put on my desk Me: u mean my toad?
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Snoke ie regretting making them Co-Commanders
Textpost: I got called into a meeting with HR today because apparently telling my coworker that I knew he was a c-section baby by the way he avoids labour is not acceptable in the workplace.
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Hux has taken up crocheting
Post with a picture of 2 long crocheted panels in dark blue and ocean blue. Text above: I'm half way done with my second piece, 4 more to go. Below, another user is asking: Watcha making? First users reply to this question: none of your business given I don't know you nor do I want to.
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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It's part of the dog-tag & lightsaber necklace for new.
I think that works better than putting it with the sterling silver lightsaber. 🤔
Necklace with a copper dog-tag plate, a miniature of Kylo Rens lightsaber and a red, uncut Kyber crystal.
November 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Finally found a light-up Kyber crystal that I liked. ❤️
Red, uncut Kyber crystal. Red, glowing Kyber crystal.
November 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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Halloween Kylux
Textpost: there's no age limit on trick or treating. You can knock on my door with a martini and a smouldering Pall Mall in your old looking hands and I'm gonna give you a Snickers. Happy Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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I would also accept this version
Textpost: I have leaned today thaf my library refers to me as 'the specific and highly active user' and has denied some of my purchase requests because 'we can't skew the collection too much towards the taste of 'the specific and highly active user'. I suggested roughly 100 vampire books last year, it probably jas something to do with that. Question from another user: op is there any reason the Librarians would feel safer not invoking you by name?
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I'm not often interested in modern AUs but I'm craving a Kylux version of this so bad now
To the person at the London Library who has taken out all of the very, vety niche topic I'm currently researching - who are you? Reveal yourself: let's fall in love or murder each other.
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Hux didn't want to join Kylo and the KOR on their camping trip in the first place
Picture of a can of Spam with it's contents sitting close by, a hole is carved into the meat. Someone's comment: that's the second worst reason anyone would carve a hole in a block of spam.
October 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Hux
Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding, but when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I'm the jerk.
October 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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I can sense at least 5 different Kylux fics in here
Drawing of a black hound with a long snout, mouth open. From the right side of the picture a light skinned, delicate hand is put into the mouth of the animal. It's yellow eyes are wide open. Accompanying text says: In the surveillance state, everyone is a cam girl.
October 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Kylo
Me: on Halloween we dress up as skeletons, but every other day of the year skeletons dress up as us. Cop: you know you have the right to remain silent.
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Also that time he got a medal for being the tallest human in history.
Adam Driver next to 3 notably smaller humans, he's wearing a medal.
October 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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One thing about me is that I'm not over this, not even remotely.
Adam Drivers foot in a camel boot, next to a much smaller foot in a grey mary jane sandal.
October 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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I mean it's pretty accurate
Dr. Beverly Crusher drinking from Commander Rikers head through a glowing straw.
October 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Riker in "Phantasms"
Martini glass with 2 olives that look like a googly sad face, because the red stuff fell out and forms the mouth of said face. Also the pick looks like a straw.
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Hux
Textpost: stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It's terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.
October 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Regularly happens when Hux is in the Genrerals meeting.
Kylo is of course naked while crawling.
Textpost: my sister set up her remote office in the living room and I didn't want her to look unprofessional with people walking through, so I crawled across the floor. And... Everyone saw that.
October 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Modern Kylo & the KOR AU
Textpost: Me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to Mike's Toyota Tundra, gonna pull that motherfucker out like a tooth. Next textpost: Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England.
October 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Kylo owns a t-shirt he got for completing this route.
Map with a route going trough Shitterton, Ass Hill, Fingringhole, Colc Alley, Penistone, Cockermouth, Dick Place, Cocl Bridge to Twatt.
October 4, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Hux
Textpost saying: I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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The energy I bring to Bluesky
Garak looking directly at Julian. Text: Can I please see your balls, I'm going through a lot right now.
October 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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KORaccoons
Picture of raccoons eating, text saying "Toronto raccoons crash bachelorette party and eat all the penis candy."
September 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Kylo Amidala 🤷🏻
Half of a persons face, framde by black hair with text overlay: When you're trying to be the divine feminine but you just busted a nut 6 time ls and at a whole family size bag of cool ranch doritos
September 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM