Grump-chan
grumpchan.bsky.social
Grump-chan
@grumpchan.bsky.social
They/them

Evoking the spirit of 2008-2013 social media
"Monoculture is dead"

You've heard of 6 7 and labubus and skibidi toilet, are you sure monoculture is dead
November 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Theme parks are great because they allow me to enter a world I could only view on a screen. Sometimes I prefer it to watching the show or movie. Like, I don't want to watch Jimmy Fallon, I want to be inside Jimmy Fallon.
October 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Jack Black in a Stone Temple Pilots movie:

"I... am smelling like the rose that somebody gave me cause I... am dead and bloated."
October 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I lost my guitar strings but it's nothing to fret over
October 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
If you want to counter someone's counterargument, don't just repeat the first argument again. That will just make it seem like you aren't paying attention.
October 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You don't understand. It's not that they are wrong, it's that no one else is noting this specific way in which they are wrong. If I don't point this out, then no one will.
October 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Me: *talks in hyperbole a lot*

That one person: "Obviously that's not true"

Me: "...No shit?"
October 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Your heart is now beating manually
August 31, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The Tyrannosaurus Rex is the coolest dino!
August 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Reposted by Grump-chan
#Sciart #Paleoart #Dinosaur Tyrannosaurus, commissioned by @grumpchan.bsky.social
July 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What do you mean there's a message to this movie? This isn't a preschool show. There's no morals to learn.
July 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
*ask a nuanced question*
*get a long reply explaining that nuance*
"I ain't reading all that"

The internet is funny sometimes
July 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I do not like your AI spam
I do not like it Sam Alt-Man
June 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Trying to make an apple pie from scratch. Anyone know a simple way of inventing the universe?
June 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
One of the more frustrating aspects of being online for a long time is learning how few people actually understand analogies and their purpose
June 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Reposted by Grump-chan
Happy trans day of visibility!
March 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just got back from a tribute to Linkin Park. They played the first two albums in their entirety. I'm sore and sweaty and tired. It was a blast!
March 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Reposted by Grump-chan
You're telling me we finally get a Madoka Magica game, and instead of a choice-based narrative-centric adventure game or RPG where you are constantly tempted by Kyubey's offers of power it's a FUCKING GACHA GAME
March 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Grocery store sushi and Lunchables pizza. Is there a better definition of #finedining than that?
March 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My wars? Guilded.
My Frames? Fatal.
My 'Nauts? Psycho.
March 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If sticks and stones can break your bones, you need to drink more milk
March 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
You ever poop so hard it knocks the wind out of you?

#shittylife
March 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Posting a meme I made
March 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Did you know?

Billie Joe Armstrong once went to an Earth, Wind, and Fire concert with his band, Green Day. During the show, Billie felt rather tired and, figuring he wouldn't miss much, took a nap. Before drifting off, he told his band mates "wake me up when September ends"
February 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM