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grovewalker.bsky.social
more shirt now than band
a single frame of sir alec guinness's portrayal of obi-wan kenobi in the original star wars movie trilogy, from the scene where he refers to darth vader as "more machine now than man"
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
grovewalker.bsky.social
www.lancaster.ne.gov/1300/I-Voted...
a dickbutt with text added that says "I VOTED"
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
grovewalker.bsky.social
told the family slack about seeing wynton marsalis live and mom's autocorrected response provided us an opportunity to do the meme irl
an edit of the "batman and ninja turtles" meme batman: wanton larsalis sounds amazing batman: *wynton marsalis leonardo: wanton larsalis michelangelo: wanton larsalis raphael: wanton larsalis
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
grovewalker.bsky.social
"germany does solar better because they get more sun than we do"
black text on white background: “The industry’s future looks dim,” intoned host Gretchen Carlson at the beginning of the segment, which was preserved for posterity by the liberal blog Media Matters for America. She and her co-host went on to ridicule Obama’s “failed” solar subsidies, adding, “The United States simply hasn’t figured out how to do solar cheaply and effectively. You look at the country of Germany, it’s working out great for them.” Near the end of the segment, it occurred to Carlson to ask her expert guest, Fox Business reporter Shibani Joshi, why it might be that Germany’s solar-power sector is doing so much better. “What was Germany doing correct? Are they just a smaller country, and that made it more feasible?” Carlson asked. Joshi’s jaw-dropping response: “They’re a smaller country, and they’ve got lots of sun. Right? They’ve got a lot more sun than we do.” In case that wasn’t clear enough for some viewers, Joshi went on: “The problem is it’s a cloudy day and it’s raining, you’re not gonna have it.” Sure, California might get sun now and then, Joshi conceded, “but here on the East Coast, it’s just not going to work.” composite size-proportionate image of the maps of three nations (USA, spain, germany) showing average solar energy availability per year, expressed in kWh per square meter, via a gradient from blue (lowest) to red (highest). germany and alaska are almost solid blue. spain and the vast majority of the eastern half of the united states are in the middle of the range. there are greenish (low-mid capacity) areas along the NY/canada border and the NW corner of washington is blue (low capacity). the american southwest, including the rocky mountains and the western half of texas, trend towards red (high capacity).
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
grovewalker.bsky.social
a tweet from @KTHopkins that originally said "this is how it feels to be a white conservative woman" but i have edited it to say "this is how it feels to be bari weiss". there is an attached photo of a white woman with short blonde hair, she is wearing a hoodie and looking directly into the camera and a yellow marksmanship target has been affixed to the center of her forehead. a reply tweet from @DISRESPECT, which has not been edited, reads "i actually love this metaphor because it's a fake target and you've put it there yourself."
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
grovewalker.bsky.social
welp time to not think about it for the next 2-7 days while i wait for a Call
photo of clearing in a wooded area where a bear seems to sit patiently at a picnic table that has nothing on it
October 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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an edit of the "worst day of my life" simpsons meme. in the top frame, a distressed bart says "hurricane melissa is the storm of the century" and in the bottom frame homer cheerfully reminds him that "hurricane melissa is the storm of the century *so far*"
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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the "rock the vote" typeface logo has been edited to say "rock the vore"
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
grovewalker.bsky.social
yeah it's a fuhrerbunker
freezeframe of the most corrupt shitbag in human history as he festers in his trashy spraypainted-gold oval office waving around printed renderings of his trashy epstein ballroom that he is building with bribe money without ever having bothered to follow any of the legal procedures required to alter the white house. the closed captioning for his diseased mumbling reads "everything's perfect and the military is very much involved in this"
October 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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hell yeah that's my town
a street-level photo of the joyo theatr,e in the historic havelock neighborhood of lincoln nebraska. the marquee reads "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES". text across the top indicates this image was found in the "lincoln" reddit community
October 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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a painting of a nude man sitting in the corner. he is pulling the skin downward off of his own face and appears to be screaming.
October 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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top frame: james franco is standing on a gallows platform with a noose around his neck, between others in the same situation. he appears to wear a smug expression, and the original line ("first time?") has been edited to say "i don't care. the craftsmanship of this gallows is really impressive and i'm sorry you can't see that" bottom frame: the original bottom frame of the meme format in which a similarly condemned but quite confused old man with scraggly hair replies, "huh?"
October 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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image from the interior of a living room, where someone is asleep on a couch during the day. a different awake person, wearing camo, is aiming a rocket-propelled grenade directly at the sleeping person. above the armed person red italic text reads "hey man wake up"
October 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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it's not just LA - someone DIY'd this map showing where the old streetcar lines in 1920s omaha used to be, before the meatpacking unions were broken
satellite map composite image of the greater omaha metro area in eastern nebraska, with a surprising number of user-added lines showing where omaha streetcars used to run all over the city
October 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
grovewalker.bsky.social
did you only start paying attention on 10/7? who was exchanged for those civilian hostages you care so much about? who violated the ceasefire within the first 24 hours?
headline stating "2023 is 'deadliest year' for Palestinian children say human rights groups" with subhed "Since 2000, Israeli forces have killed at least 2,287 Palestinian children, according to the Defence of Children International." the article is dated 06 OCTOBER, 2023, which is circled with a thick red line
October 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
grovewalker.bsky.social
it even has the right number of syllables to fit in the theme song!
the original "teenage mutant ninja turtles" text logo but "teenage" has been replaced with "U.S."
October 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
grovewalker.bsky.social
adding rob lowe to the ensemble requirements
Secretary of the Treasury Bessent is pictured speaking at a podium with an american flag behind him. he is wearing a navy suit with a blue tie and a lapel pin. the chyron says "TREASURY SECY. BESSENT & U.S. TRADE REP. GREER HOLD PRESS CONFERENCE ON ECONOMY" and he looks quite a bit like rob lowe in this still image close crop still image of actor rob lowe wearing a grey suit with a blue shirt and metallic wire-frame glasses
October 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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i committed a sunk cost fallacy making this image
"this crow only has one joke" meme edit top left: crow with a democrats logo superimposed over it is saying "[thin veneer of progressive aesthetics]" into a microphone top right: audience member says "booo! get better messaging" bottom left: crow says ". . ." and looks down at its notecards bottom right: the next notecard says "[nothing but aesthetics]" and the one behind it says "[more empty aesthetics]"
October 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
grovewalker.bsky.social
evergreen
still frame from some anime show. a woman wearing an apron is making a dismissive face while standing behind a young boy in a desk chair ostensibly working on homework. he is wearing a worried expression and glancing over his shoulder to listen to her; she is wearing a dismissive expression as she speaks. according to the caption, she says "Drag queens won't bother you. Worry about priests."
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
black and white photo of soviet sniper lyudmila pavilchenko, aka "lady death", who killed 309 nazis with a fifty-year-old bolt-action rifle. she is laying prone, holding her lowered rifle as it rests upon the ground, and looking sideways toward the camera.
October 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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composite image of three different photos depicting a young zac efron shrugging as if to say "hey not my problem lol"
October 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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beware the night pepper
screenshot of the text from an email sent to a neighborhood association. it reads (all characters [sic]): important info....... Hey......I think you need to be aware of the fact that these's a "pepper" around 34th and Pawnee the last few nites. who knows if he/she will stay in that area or move on...maybe north to our neighborhood. I don't want to scare you....just want to alert you to the situation so you can keep an eye out and lock your door and windows if necessary. thanks.....
October 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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a close-cropped screenshot of the above quote-post; the tag "Matt Yglesias Follower" appears, circled in red, below the author of the quoted post
October 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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a composite photo of a hand doing the jerkoff motion
September 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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wait so if standard pet surname rules apply would her dogs' full names thus be Beau Loomer, Mecca Loomer, and LOOMER LOOMER????????
a still from the 1990s "x-men" cartoon showing a close-cropped Professor Charles Xavier wearing a suit and tie. he is grimacing, with his eyes squeezed shut, as he presses his temples with his hands. visible psychic waves emanate concentrically from his head.
September 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM