GroovyOracle
@groovyoracle.bsky.social
Dad, husband, lawyer, musician, hack writer, political junkie and proud Canadian. Love reading, live music, art, baseball, good conversation and cold beer on hot summer days.
“Life is a tragedy to those who feel and a comedy to those who think.”
-Someone
“Life is a tragedy to those who feel and a comedy to those who think.”
-Someone
Weird how MAGAts had their panties in a twist over Mamdani’s election last week, but have nothing to say about Trump hosting Al-Sharaa in the Oval Office today…
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Weird how MAGAts had their panties in a twist over Mamdani’s election last week, but have nothing to say about Trump hosting Al-Sharaa in the Oval Office today…
On No Kings Day, never forget that the forces of darkness are just waiting for an excuse to pounce… No violence.
October 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
On No Kings Day, never forget that the forces of darkness are just waiting for an excuse to pounce… No violence.
I need someone to explain to me how and why Clamato juice was invented. I find it really weird that someone once tasted a glass of tomato juice, and then thought to themselves, “You know what this really needs? Some clam juice.”
WTF?!? Who DOES that?!?
WTF?!? Who DOES that?!?
October 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I need someone to explain to me how and why Clamato juice was invented. I find it really weird that someone once tasted a glass of tomato juice, and then thought to themselves, “You know what this really needs? Some clam juice.”
WTF?!? Who DOES that?!?
WTF?!? Who DOES that?!?
Pedophiles dancing.
September 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Pedophiles dancing.
Honestly?!? No thoughts, prayers or fucks to give.
September 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Honestly?!? No thoughts, prayers or fucks to give.
I would be hard pressed to think of anyone who looks more ridiculous in a cowboy hat. He epitomizes the failure that always follows “trying too hard”.
August 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I would be hard pressed to think of anyone who looks more ridiculous in a cowboy hat. He epitomizes the failure that always follows “trying too hard”.
This map shows where interracial marriage was legal and where it was illegal in the US in 1966. That really wasn’t that long ago.
July 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This map shows where interracial marriage was legal and where it was illegal in the US in 1966. That really wasn’t that long ago.
Tomorrow’s front page in Scotland.
July 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Tomorrow’s front page in Scotland.
This is what the rest of the world sees.
July 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is what the rest of the world sees.
“Idiocracy” showed us what the White House will look like when he is finished with it. The accuracy is positively eerie; notice the remnants of an exploded Tesla, and JD Vance’s girlfriend in the bottom left corner.
July 5, 2025 at 7:44 AM
“Idiocracy” showed us what the White House will look like when he is finished with it. The accuracy is positively eerie; notice the remnants of an exploded Tesla, and JD Vance’s girlfriend in the bottom left corner.
The rest of the world is horrified at what America has become.
July 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The rest of the world is horrified at what America has become.
I tried to imagine the kind of demented fascist asshole that would wear this shirt. Unfortunately it wasn’t very difficult.
July 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I tried to imagine the kind of demented fascist asshole that would wear this shirt. Unfortunately it wasn’t very difficult.
Reminds me of Auschwitz.
July 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reminds me of Auschwitz.
Here is a pic of the same type of people chuckling to themselves at Auschwitz.
July 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Here is a pic of the same type of people chuckling to themselves at Auschwitz.
Kind of reminds me of these guys at Auschwitz.
July 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Kind of reminds me of these guys at Auschwitz.
Made by - and for - the same kind of people who think “Camp Auschwitz” shirts are funny.
June 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Made by - and for - the same kind of people who think “Camp Auschwitz” shirts are funny.
Parking spot reserved for people who want to twerk in front of a barbecue.
June 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Parking spot reserved for people who want to twerk in front of a barbecue.
June 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Apparently Trump Mobile is still good with Gulf of Mexico. Should be awkward when the administration sues them.
June 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Apparently Trump Mobile is still good with Gulf of Mexico. Should be awkward when the administration sues them.
Trump Mobile has provided this handy coverage map.
June 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Trump Mobile has provided this handy coverage map.
This is the America that Trump and the MAGAts want. This their message for Pride.
June 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
This is the America that Trump and the MAGAts want. This their message for Pride.
Afghanistan in the 70s. It can happen anywhere.
May 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Afghanistan in the 70s. It can happen anywhere.