Jim’s Farts
@grippycaballeros.bsky.social
Master and Commander of the leaky vessel known as Jim…
Judge all you want, but he sure raised ‘em right.
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Judge all you want, but he sure raised ‘em right.
I have a bottle of “Outrage” which I think came with some wine or something. Quite a revelation when I read the label, but Fuck Yeah!
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I have a bottle of “Outrage” which I think came with some wine or something. Quite a revelation when I read the label, but Fuck Yeah!
“Spice drawer” is such a honey trap…
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
“Spice drawer” is such a honey trap…
Take the deal, Admiral. They ain’t gonna pardon you.
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Take the deal, Admiral. They ain’t gonna pardon you.
Pickens to Dallas. Keep getting rid of the talent and paying for the trash, Yinzer Bozos
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Pickens to Dallas. Keep getting rid of the talent and paying for the trash, Yinzer Bozos
Thanks for the lesson…
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Thanks for the lesson…
This is truth. It’s premeditated as well as conspiratorial so all involved parties are on the hook for a tribunal and hanging. Why in the hell is the International Criminal Court not all over this?
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This is truth. It’s premeditated as well as conspiratorial so all involved parties are on the hook for a tribunal and hanging. Why in the hell is the International Criminal Court not all over this?
I often wonder who this poor bastard is in real life…
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I often wonder who this poor bastard is in real life…
Blew my mind when I saw it. I think Don Rickles introduces him at the end.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Blew my mind when I saw it. I think Don Rickles introduces him at the end.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_...
Curious if you ever saw the Beach Blanket movies and “Little Stevie Wonder” played at the club with Moondoggie and Annette Funcello…
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Curious if you ever saw the Beach Blanket movies and “Little Stevie Wonder” played at the club with Moondoggie and Annette Funcello…
Butthole Surfers opening for Chili Peppers in Tijuana was second. First was: Prince opening for the Stones in LA when I was in high school…
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Butthole Surfers opening for Chili Peppers in Tijuana was second. First was: Prince opening for the Stones in LA when I was in high school…
I saw midnight oil on the diesel and dust tour. Sinead was likely the only artist that could upstage them because that show rocked!
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I saw midnight oil on the diesel and dust tour. Sinead was likely the only artist that could upstage them because that show rocked!
Pop the bullshit skin off it and attach a 1970s van body with an airbrushed wizard on the side and I’ll drop $30k to add to the collection. I choose the $100 upgrade for shag carpet, pls
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Pop the bullshit skin off it and attach a 1970s van body with an airbrushed wizard on the side and I’ll drop $30k to add to the collection. I choose the $100 upgrade for shag carpet, pls
Nope. I am Spartacus. Love your bio tho
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Nope. I am Spartacus. Love your bio tho
Gin n juice, if you knew my friends…
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Gin n juice, if you knew my friends…
It’s great song and haunting as hell, but not over an appetizer course.
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
It’s great song and haunting as hell, but not over an appetizer course.
WTF is that raccoon tail coming out the back of his head?
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
WTF is that raccoon tail coming out the back of his head?
I played Strange Fruit at a dinner party one time because I had just discovered Billie Holiday and realized what it was about while we were eating. Only one guest clued in. Holy shit I’m dumb.
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I played Strange Fruit at a dinner party one time because I had just discovered Billie Holiday and realized what it was about while we were eating. Only one guest clued in. Holy shit I’m dumb.
I can’t help it. The scraps of Neanderthal DNA in my source code force me to find her a fetching lass…
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I can’t help it. The scraps of Neanderthal DNA in my source code force me to find her a fetching lass…
Got rid of Apple Music when they put that shit U2 album on my phone and you couldn’t delete it!
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Got rid of Apple Music when they put that shit U2 album on my phone and you couldn’t delete it!
That’s Connect 4. Dipshits don’t know what chess is…
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
That’s Connect 4. Dipshits don’t know what chess is…
The fucking man-pig who beat up an Arlington National Cemetery cop a few years back. Remember that? Seems like a lifetime ago…
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The fucking man-pig who beat up an Arlington National Cemetery cop a few years back. Remember that? Seems like a lifetime ago…
She plans to spend her free time reconnecting with her family, her faith and Hunter Biden’s enormous hog…
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
She plans to spend her free time reconnecting with her family, her faith and Hunter Biden’s enormous hog…