Thom
grinning-idiot.bsky.social
Thom
@grinning-idiot.bsky.social
Accountant but not the interesting kind.
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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“Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.”

— George Bernard Shaw

#Quotes
March 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I don't do the "don't cite the deep magic to me, witch" thing because I don't feel like I'm an expert on most things but my food delivery app just told me I might like to try this new place near me called "Taco Bell"
March 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My assistant only has one job but man he's so proud of doing it.
February 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Well of course she's tired, she isn't used to having more than two thoughts.
February 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Can I get a hell yes for potatoes
February 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"when I was no longer a child, I put aside childish things"

Good for you. Put them aside where I can get them. Better yet, just give them to me. Sit and watch and learn how to keep your happiness. Childhood shouldn't be the last time you feel unmitigated joy.
January 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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it's me and my caffeinated drink against the world

#art #bee
January 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Hello new followers! Here's one of my favorite older comics.
January 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Getting started and thinking I shouldn't have put the birds feed next to the cats feed. Just setting myself up for disaster.
January 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM