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Gringo
@gringo-2.bsky.social
Former Twitterer.
Lifelong Texan, but not as proud of it as I once was.
MT (ASCP), MEMS, CHL, ETC
Kind to cats.
No DMs, Crypto or Tittiebots, please.
Lucky waiting for the fog on the cove to lift.
#Caturday
December 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Where’s Gilbert Shelton when you need him?
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Trump is like a cornered possum. Lots of snarling and hissing, baring his needle-sharp teeth. Watch for him to drop out, play dead…
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
How do you make a camel cry?
I know!
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Merde! How did zey figure out it was us?
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
“I was just obeying orders.”
This defense didn’t work in Nuremberg.
Or Jerusalem.
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Mother of pearl sky…
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Dan loves hanging out with Mexican Generals. His kind of folks.
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Out behind Hegseth’s house…
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Mary is worth a dozen Trumps. He knows it.
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Great meeting.
Anybody got a towel?
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“No, Lindsey—THAT ball washer!”
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“Can the Ethiopian change his skin or the face-eating leopard her spots? Neither can you do good who are accustomed to doing evil".
(loosely translated from Jeremiah 13)
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
…”So, what’s our chance of getting adjacent cells?”
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Lucky:
Trade secrets, man.
On the down low if at all.
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Call it what it is.
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
From the arbiter of Common Sense himself.
November 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Listening to Chaney being described as
“one of the most powerful, consequential American vice presidents in history.”
November 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I just want to hear the background music he plays in his head when he directs troop movements for the camera.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
A search revealed…
November 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Sorry, guys, but it feels like it feels.
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Pretty sure it’s like this.
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I have seen that trench coat before.
October 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Save the ballroom; convert the space for use as a courtroom.
October 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM