Gringo
@gringo-2.bsky.social
Former Twitterer.
Lifelong Texan, but not as proud of it as I once was.
MT (ASCP), MEMS, CHL, ETC
Kind to cats.
No DMs, Crypto or Tittiebots, please.
Lifelong Texan, but not as proud of it as I once was.
MT (ASCP), MEMS, CHL, ETC
Kind to cats.
No DMs, Crypto or Tittiebots, please.
Where’s Gilbert Shelton when you need him?
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Where’s Gilbert Shelton when you need him?
Trump is like a cornered possum. Lots of snarling and hissing, baring his needle-sharp teeth. Watch for him to drop out, play dead…
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Trump is like a cornered possum. Lots of snarling and hissing, baring his needle-sharp teeth. Watch for him to drop out, play dead…
How do you make a camel cry?
I know!
I know!
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
How do you make a camel cry?
I know!
I know!
Merde! How did zey figure out it was us?
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Merde! How did zey figure out it was us?
“I was just obeying orders.”
This defense didn’t work in Nuremberg.
Or Jerusalem.
This defense didn’t work in Nuremberg.
Or Jerusalem.
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
“I was just obeying orders.”
This defense didn’t work in Nuremberg.
Or Jerusalem.
This defense didn’t work in Nuremberg.
Or Jerusalem.
Dan loves hanging out with Mexican Generals. His kind of folks.
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Dan loves hanging out with Mexican Generals. His kind of folks.
Out behind Hegseth’s house…
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Out behind Hegseth’s house…
Mary is worth a dozen Trumps. He knows it.
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Mary is worth a dozen Trumps. He knows it.
Great meeting.
Anybody got a towel?
Anybody got a towel?
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Great meeting.
Anybody got a towel?
Anybody got a towel?
“No, Lindsey—THAT ball washer!”
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“No, Lindsey—THAT ball washer!”
“Can the Ethiopian change his skin or the face-eating leopard her spots? Neither can you do good who are accustomed to doing evil".
(loosely translated from Jeremiah 13)
(loosely translated from Jeremiah 13)
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
“Can the Ethiopian change his skin or the face-eating leopard her spots? Neither can you do good who are accustomed to doing evil".
(loosely translated from Jeremiah 13)
(loosely translated from Jeremiah 13)
…”So, what’s our chance of getting adjacent cells?”
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
…”So, what’s our chance of getting adjacent cells?”
Lucky:
Trade secrets, man.
On the down low if at all.
Trade secrets, man.
On the down low if at all.
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Lucky:
Trade secrets, man.
On the down low if at all.
Trade secrets, man.
On the down low if at all.
From the arbiter of Common Sense himself.
November 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
From the arbiter of Common Sense himself.
Listening to Chaney being described as
“one of the most powerful, consequential American vice presidents in history.”
“one of the most powerful, consequential American vice presidents in history.”
November 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Listening to Chaney being described as
“one of the most powerful, consequential American vice presidents in history.”
“one of the most powerful, consequential American vice presidents in history.”
I just want to hear the background music he plays in his head when he directs troop movements for the camera.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I just want to hear the background music he plays in his head when he directs troop movements for the camera.
Sorry, guys, but it feels like it feels.
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Sorry, guys, but it feels like it feels.
Pretty sure it’s like this.
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Pretty sure it’s like this.
I have seen that trench coat before.
October 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I have seen that trench coat before.
Save the ballroom; convert the space for use as a courtroom.
October 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Save the ballroom; convert the space for use as a courtroom.