One Grey at a Time
@greya.bsky.social
Peasant citizen of Baldur's Gate
Programmer, former physicist, cat caretaker
Programmer, former physicist, cat caretaker
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ME: can i borrow a pen
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
ME: can i borrow a pen
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
Was only a few months ago that tech pundits were smugly insisting that AI would never need government handouts
prospect.org/2025/11/07/o...
prospect.org/2025/11/07/o...
OpenAI Is Maneuvering for a Government Bailout - The American Prospect
For artificial intelligence to ever pencil out, some truly enormous revenue streams will be required. And if you need trillions of dollars for data centers forever, there’s only one entity to turn to:...
prospect.org
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Was only a few months ago that tech pundits were smugly insisting that AI would never need government handouts
prospect.org/2025/11/07/o...
prospect.org/2025/11/07/o...
Hey babe, what's wrong? You didn't finish your bucket of Jule Skum
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Hey babe, what's wrong? You didn't finish your bucket of Jule Skum
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November 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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It's remarkable how straightforward and solvable most societal problems seem as long as you don't know shit about them
October 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It's remarkable how straightforward and solvable most societal problems seem as long as you don't know shit about them
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The Halls of Medicine implies the existence of the Oates of Law
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The Halls of Medicine implies the existence of the Oates of Law
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they’re still tryna warn us about cleaning our ears with Q-Tips as if we don’t want the brain damage, read the room sweeties
September 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
they’re still tryna warn us about cleaning our ears with Q-Tips as if we don’t want the brain damage, read the room sweeties
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me: i’d like to show off my arms
clerk: okay
me: and i want to look snazzy
clerk: gotcha
me: but also ward off vampires
clerk: wait right here
clerk: okay
me: and i want to look snazzy
clerk: gotcha
me: but also ward off vampires
clerk: wait right here
September 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
me: i’d like to show off my arms
clerk: okay
me: and i want to look snazzy
clerk: gotcha
me: but also ward off vampires
clerk: wait right here
clerk: okay
me: and i want to look snazzy
clerk: gotcha
me: but also ward off vampires
clerk: wait right here
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[Second day as a Kamikaze pilot]
Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second, Bryn?
Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second, Bryn?
August 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
[Second day as a Kamikaze pilot]
Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second, Bryn?
Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second, Bryn?
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Psychonauts 2 is still FREE on PlayStation Plus until October 7!
So you’d better start the download now!
So you’d better start the download now!
Psychonauts 2, Stardew Valley, and Viewfinder are coming to PlayStation Plus on September 2. bit.ly/45RNHwD
September 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Psychonauts 2 is still FREE on PlayStation Plus until October 7!
So you’d better start the download now!
So you’d better start the download now!
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What it was like working at GameStop as a woman: Random Memory Edition
1 like : 1 story
1. Male Manager to me and another female coworker: *Talks about blowjobs and how he likes it when women swallow*
Us: Ewww, dude. 😬
MM: They still mass produce women in your outdated sex-repulsed models? 🙄
1 like : 1 story
1. Male Manager to me and another female coworker: *Talks about blowjobs and how he likes it when women swallow*
Us: Ewww, dude. 😬
MM: They still mass produce women in your outdated sex-repulsed models? 🙄
September 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What it was like working at GameStop as a woman: Random Memory Edition
1 like : 1 story
1. Male Manager to me and another female coworker: *Talks about blowjobs and how he likes it when women swallow*
Us: Ewww, dude. 😬
MM: They still mass produce women in your outdated sex-repulsed models? 🙄
1 like : 1 story
1. Male Manager to me and another female coworker: *Talks about blowjobs and how he likes it when women swallow*
Us: Ewww, dude. 😬
MM: They still mass produce women in your outdated sex-repulsed models? 🙄
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August 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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"gonna be one of those days," I say for the 17,886th consecutive day in a row
July 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"gonna be one of those days," I say for the 17,886th consecutive day in a row
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“I’m just a molecule collection, coalesced into a structure for a blip of time. But then a moment comes along that’s so precious…” Spider trails off, gazing at the sunset.
Muffet skooches in and puts a hand on Spider’s shoulder. “We’ll make this a weekly thing,” she says.
Muffet skooches in and puts a hand on Spider’s shoulder. “We’ll make this a weekly thing,” she says.
July 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“I’m just a molecule collection, coalesced into a structure for a blip of time. But then a moment comes along that’s so precious…” Spider trails off, gazing at the sunset.
Muffet skooches in and puts a hand on Spider’s shoulder. “We’ll make this a weekly thing,” she says.
Muffet skooches in and puts a hand on Spider’s shoulder. “We’ll make this a weekly thing,” she says.
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Tinder is one of the most terrifying places in the world. What do you mean you're 28 and a surgeon? Who is letting a kid cut people open? "I've been flying planes since I was 16" someone call this child's parents
July 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Tinder is one of the most terrifying places in the world. What do you mean you're 28 and a surgeon? Who is letting a kid cut people open? "I've been flying planes since I was 16" someone call this child's parents
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Just passed a shop doing a 'Christmas in July' sale, meaning that once it's over they're going to have to put all that stuff away, just to get it back out when the actual Christmas retail season starts three weeks later.
July 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Just passed a shop doing a 'Christmas in July' sale, meaning that once it's over they're going to have to put all that stuff away, just to get it back out when the actual Christmas retail season starts three weeks later.
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Me: I’m so tired. I should go to the gym
Also me:
Also me:
July 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Me: I’m so tired. I should go to the gym
Also me:
Also me:
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no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
Will you still love me after ceremorphosis
July 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Will you still love me after ceremorphosis
chat is this depression
July 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
chat is this depression
Where do I see myself in 5 years? With any luck, sinking deep in the mud in a pose that'll leave a cool fossil
July 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Where do I see myself in 5 years? With any luck, sinking deep in the mud in a pose that'll leave a cool fossil