evil bald propagandist

unless my casual paced, non erratic walks down the block have been taken as a personal slight i dont think so.. so i can only imagine that ive come to look similar to a local bird terrorizer and am being framed for it ala super mario sunshine

i detest you, person who i made up in my head to get mad at... i hate you...

aint nothing better

how did i do this man

the travel time for your thumb to get from the b button to the y button is such a pain as opposed to just being able to roll that shit on the pro con, my shinedashes are ruined, my life is over

i have been informed the bald man is a russian mma fighter / politician, this was surprising as i have been under the impression that the people in pictures on pinterest did not exist in reality and only existed in the computer