Greg Wright
@gregwright13.bsky.social
I've written a few comics, but you chose to read this bio I wrote instead.
Hunh.
Hunh.
Republicans when a trans person needs to go potty.
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Republicans when a trans person needs to go potty.
When your shitty college essay gets you into a regime of fascist sex criminals.
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When your shitty college essay gets you into a regime of fascist sex criminals.
Mike Johnson wedged in the crack of the golden arches reminds me of Sir MIX-A-LOT dancing atop giant buttcheeks.
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Mike Johnson wedged in the crack of the golden arches reminds me of Sir MIX-A-LOT dancing atop giant buttcheeks.
Gravity is desperately trying to send us a message.
October 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Gravity is desperately trying to send us a message.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD I WANT TO WRITE A PRESIDENT HULK STORY. I WOULD SMASH.
September 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD I WANT TO WRITE A PRESIDENT HULK STORY. I WOULD SMASH.
I know I didn't just Urkel a merc out of nowhere, but I posted this on Monday and kind of want credit for it.
September 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I know I didn't just Urkel a merc out of nowhere, but I posted this on Monday and kind of want credit for it.
Gavin Newsom is still alive, so I can call him a bastard, right?
That's how debate works, I'm pretty sure.
That's how debate works, I'm pretty sure.
September 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Gavin Newsom is still alive, so I can call him a bastard, right?
That's how debate works, I'm pretty sure.
That's how debate works, I'm pretty sure.
I love when people look like their pets.
September 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I love when people look like their pets.
What if Superman had a different body type, like, you know, less than super?
July 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
What if Superman had a different body type, like, you know, less than super?
The view from the cabin.
July 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The view from the cabin.
what the fuck is my mom reading now
June 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
what the fuck is my mom reading now
Prison graduation selfie!
June 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Prison graduation selfie!
Well, I know what I'm not getting for Father's Day...
June 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Well, I know what I'm not getting for Father's Day...
You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. You're gonna die.
June 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. You're gonna die.
Considering that I just saw a coworker get fired for trying to smuggle a tube o lube into a prison, I reject this particular fortune cookie challenge...
June 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Considering that I just saw a coworker get fired for trying to smuggle a tube o lube into a prison, I reject this particular fortune cookie challenge...
Tiny fingers, big mad.
May 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Tiny fingers, big mad.
This carnival has treated me like an inflatable princess!
April 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This carnival has treated me like an inflatable princess!
It's a beautiful day to drive to prison!
April 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It's a beautiful day to drive to prison!
I love how this sign is basically shrugging at the sign before it even gets to the end of the sign.
March 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I love how this sign is basically shrugging at the sign before it even gets to the end of the sign.
Finding Nemo's Balls
March 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Finding Nemo's Balls
I wish I could afford to buy this set and level up my mediocrity.
March 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I wish I could afford to buy this set and level up my mediocrity.
Hey. Elon. Nobody ordered you off the menu, dummy.
March 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Hey. Elon. Nobody ordered you off the menu, dummy.