In the early days of Premiere Pro’s auto transcribe function, my pre-interview offer for the interview to stop and restart if he gets something wrong was met with (according to Adobe):

“Yeah, cheers. Fuck you”

Looks like the inbred cousin of Christian Bale (in American Psycho).

I can only say that, in my experience, a small heartfelt gift would be nice.

If it does no harm to you (within your financial/time means) or anyone else, why not?

In my experience, every time an internet friend has shown their presence IRL, I thought it was amazing.

I worked for a federal member of parliament during the time the NBN was being planned and rolled out.

It was shameless how they were prioritising marginal electorates. Trying to deliver where they needed to shore up votes.

You don’t have fibre NBN?

I was in Darwin, even there i had fttp and stupidly fast* mobile data on 4G.

(*fast compared to the UK, where I am now. Mobile coverage absolutely sucks here)

Would have worked with Poe or Potter.

I'm obviously just joking. It is necessary for the police to have military grade weaponry because you never know what dangerous citizens may be armed with sandwiches.

All email went down at my work once.

IT literally sent emails (and nothing else) to all staff telling them that email was inaccessible. Then an update saying when would be back, then a third advising us that we were able to read and send email.