Prez: "Wanna go to a parade?"
Me:

After this article, it is officially....

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Me texting my buddies.

The mission: Wingstop

LEGEND:
"LAUNCH" = farts
"Strike Drones" = little poops
"F-18s" = big poops
"sea-based Tomahawks" = splashers

@septaphilly.bsky.social fuck. you.

In all her glory

#amaryllis #hiddenlink

Was nervous when my amaryllis barely grew upwards before it turned to bloom, but she looks gorgeous. Hopefully the others bloom soon as well!

Global Depression Indicator:
#blonde #frankocean #nowplaying

Recently soldered a new battery into a friend's #pokemonsilver and of course cleaned it up, inside and out. Works like new!

Just a picture of my pre-bloom amaryllis this morning, along with my "living" room corner (feat. Chikin, my parakeet 🐦)

Good thing she just opened a new wellness center, with her copium addiction. #SaveChinatown

Now that the dust has settled, let's not forget (especially at re-election) those councilmembers who voted in favor of the destruction of Chinatown against the will of a majority of Philadelphians, while they watched their voters get arrested on the floor.

Finally framed some of my favorites #pokemontcg

Howdy 🤠
Reckon I oughta provide some content on here.
Here's #MannequinPussy live at Union Transfer last May.