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GreenPortal
@greenportal.bsky.social
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Green | Any pronouns | Aperture employee and protector of Soup. I'm just here to make sure nobody takes my username. Follow me on Pillowfort: https://www.pillowfort.social/GreenPortal
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greenportal.bsky.social
Describe your cat's personality in one image
Photo of a Tortoiseshell (black & brown) cat giving you a judgemental stare. She is cross-eyed, and has orange spots above her eyes that look like angry, bushy eyebrows. Photo of a brown Tabby sticking her head out of the hole of a cat tree. There are no thoughts behind those eyes.
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
greenportal.bsky.social
Can I interest you in
L E G ?
Photo of a Tortoiseshell (black & brown) cat sitting in the top of a cat tree. Her front legs are hanging over the side and stretched out to their full length. She is cross-eyed, with orange spots over her eyes that look like large, bushy eyebrows. Photo of a Tortoiseshell (black & brown) cat sitting in the top of a cat tree, but from a different angle. Her front legs are hanging over the side and stretched out to their full length. She is still cross-eyed, though the spots above look less like eyebrows. Below her is a poster of cats drawn in a stylized front view of just their heads and front legs, which looks exactly like her in this pose.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
greenportal.bsky.social
MFW I hire a group called "Boogie's Boys" and tell them not to get Oogie Boogie involved with the plan, but they do it anyway:
The "Surprised Pikachu" meme, but it has been redrawn into a surprised Jack Skellington standing in front of Spiral Hill. In front of him is a smaller Surprised Pikachu drawn to look like Zero.
October 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
greenportal.bsky.social
If you see this, quote post a sunset.
Drawing of Soup, a tiny creature who looks like a glowing blue jellybean with stubby legs and fluffy hair, going trick-or-treating with his pet Salad, a sheep-like alien with glowing green fur and rabbit ears. Soup is dressed in a pirate vest, and has fallen asleep on Salad's back. Salad is covered in cardboard panels with a pirate ship drawn on them and a bedsheet sail. He holds Soup's pirate hat and full trick-or-treat bag in his mouth as he walks towards the setting sun. Captain Soup is sailing off into the sunset.
October 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
greenportal.bsky.social
If you see this quote your favorite Pokémon (wrong answers only)
Screenshot of a blue Carbunkle from Final Fantasy XIV
October 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
greenportal.bsky.social
Ok, so you'll also repeal Florida's ban on puberty blockers, right?

Riiiiiiight?
Ladapo insisted that ending mandates was about informed consent. With them in place, he said, patients can’t truly make an informed decision about their health or the health of their children. “It’s really about ethics,” he said. “Is it appropriate for a government or any other entity to dictate to you what you should put in your body? No, it’s absolutely not appropriate.”
September 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
greenportal.bsky.social
If you see this, post a flower! 🌻
A drawing of Soup lying in a field of assorted wildflowers, with hydrangeas that look more like cotton candy behind him. Soup looks like a glowing, blue jellybean with white blobs inside him like a lava lamp, plus stubby legs, fluffy hair, and a Sigma symbol for a face.
September 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
greenportal.bsky.social
I give you Soup.
Meme from the original post of a waiter's arms as they lift the cover off a silver plate holding a small bear. The bear has been replaced with Soup. He looks like a glowing, blue jellybean with white blobs inside like a lava lamp, plus stubby legs, fluffy hair, and a Sigma symbol for a face.
September 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
greenportal.bsky.social
An edited still from the Steamed Hams scene in The Simpsons. Superintendent Chalmers points to the BlueSky Replies and Reblogs buttons while yelling, "Good Lord! What is happening in there?"
August 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
greenportal.bsky.social
No new pictures: Where are you at, mentally?
Photo of an industrial-sized kettle that has been filled to the brim with water. A bag of food is heating in it and the water is starting to bubble. At any moment it will reach a rolling boil and start splashing and spraying hot water out of the top. In the background are a few racks of dirty dishes, and the kettle itself has limescale streaks.
August 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I couldn't sleep tonight, and found this post a little after 4am in my timezone. So cool!
Mostly-black photo of a night sky. A roofline and chimney are slightly visible from lights behind them. In the small gap between them, Venus and Jupiter are shining brightly. They are the only stars in the sky.
August 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
greenportal.bsky.social
A moth friend that visited us at the cabin.
Photo of a Rosy Maple Moth sitting between a beige wall and red railing. It has a fluffy yellow body with a white stripe, fluffy pink legs, pink wings with a diagonal yellow stripe, and black eyes.
August 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
greenportal.bsky.social
Round Spring (on two different days) in the Ozark National Scenic Riverways.
Photo of a small pond. There is a limestone bluff on the opposite shore, with a shallow but dark cave near the bottom. Green trees surround the edges of the picture, except for a dead, white tree that has fallen in the water and leans against the side of the bluff. The water is a deep aqua green in the center, fading to a darker blue at the edges. Photo of the same spring as the first image. The sunlight is now directly above, casting the shadow of a tree on one side of the water. The water is a more vibrant aqua green, and almost fades to white at the very far edges.
August 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Photo of an iridescent green dragonfly with black wings, sitting on a leafy stem. The background is blurry, but full of other green plants.
August 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Water dripping through ferns in an overhang of the river bluffs. Ozark National Scenic Riverways.
August 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Pulltite Spring Branch in the Ozark National Scenic Riverways.
August 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Fireplug Spring in the Ozark National Scenic Riverways.
August 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
greenportal.bsky.social
This is my favorite Anya picture I've taken (so far)
A slightly blurry photo of a Tortoiseshell (black and brown) cat. She is cross-eyed and has a pink spot on her nose. The camera is below her chin but tilted up, making her eyes look even more crossed and her face look like a confused muppet.
June 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
greenportal.bsky.social
Happy 6th birthday, Anya!
Photo of a Tortoiseshell cat (black and brown) sitting on the floor. In front of her is a cat food bowl with a birthday "cake" made of Peach chunks and cream cheese. The cat is licking her lips. Same photo as the first, but now the cat is looking slightly past the food bowl. Same photo as the first two, but now the cat is reaching in the bowl to poke the popsicle "cake".
June 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
greenportal.bsky.social
His name is Soup. His lore is he is small.
Drawing of Soup. He is shaped like a glowing jellybean with stubby legs and fluffy hair, and a Sigma symbol instead of a face. His legs are out of frame, but he is staring at the viewer and waving his arms with excitement as he begs for a hug. Tiny hearts float around his head.
May 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
greenportal.bsky.social
The fuck you looking at? Keep scrolling.
Photo of a Tortoiseshell cat (black and brown) sitting in a cat tree. She is cross-eyed and has one claw sticking out. Her arms are crossed on the edge. She has orange spots over her eyes like bushy eyebrows, and one on her chin that emphasizes her frown. Altogether, it looks like she's glaring at the camera in anger.
May 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
greenportal.bsky.social
#tcgpocket
A close zoom on the face of the full art Wigglytuff card from Pokemon TCG Pocket's Shining Revelry set. Its eyes stare into your soul. The word "comforting" from its ability has also been zoomed in and stretched to fill the bottom of the image.
May 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Photo of a Tortoiseshell (black and brown) cat loafing on the corner of a table. She is looking directly at the camera, but she is cross-eyed.
May 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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This is Tootie the Tabby and Anya the Tortie
Photo of a brown Tabby cat. She is lying on the edge of a loft bed, with her little paws hanging over the side rail. Photo of a Tortoiseshell (black and brown) cat. She is stretched out on the floor, with her head upside down to look at the camera. She is cross-eyed and her fangs are sticking out.
May 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
greenportal.bsky.social
The exterminator said they didn't have a price estimate for one of the Barnacles from Half-Life, but he was gonna talk to his boss and call me back.
Photo of the inside of a commercial walk-in freezer. A large and lumpy mass of ice has formed on the ceiling, with a long, thin icicle hanging down from the center.
May 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM