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When I was a young frog
My father took me into the big bog
To see a marshing band...
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greenlightening.bsky.social
Who is gonna tell him?
Post from bsky CTO Paul Frazee. It reads: Anybody else getting the low grade kind-of cold that seems to be going around? Our whole coworking space *and* some remote colleagues got it at the same time. Never worse than, “oh no, I think I’m getting sick.” Lil punk cold.
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
greenlightening.bsky.social
Should’ve elected this guy when we had the chance.
Jimmy McMillan, of The Rent Is Too Damn High party.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
greenlightening.bsky.social
I dream of the time of Scooby Bucks right now.
A Scooby Buck which was a currency only valid within King’s Island theme park during the 80s and 90s.
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
greenlightening.bsky.social
The Grinch, carving up roast beast. Cindy Lou Who and the dog are waiting in anticipation of a delicious meal.
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
greenlightening.bsky.social
Good for you. But this is the food culture of your people. I don’t eat pumpkin pie. But I know that it’s pie.
British beans on toast.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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LOL the British version had fucking raisins in it and is clearly not pumpkin pie of any sort. You also fried the pumpkin.
You can lecture me on food all you want, but y’all are over there putting ketchup beans on toast and calling it breakfast.
Wikipedia article summary for the only pumpkin pie anyone eats or cares about. Place of origin: UNITED STATES Picture - NO LID!
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
greenlightening.bsky.social
Wrong again. Cans are the quintessential part of any holiday feast.
Traditional canned cranberry jelly.
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
greenlightening.bsky.social
That, unfortunately, is the wrong name for the dessert. Now, when it’s very small you’re allowed to call it a pumpkin tartlet. But big? Pumpkin pie. It even says so on the can. Similarly, we have pecan pie. P
A can of libby’s pumpkin pie mix. A pumpkin pie is depicted on the can. A Pecan Pie with bourbon in the filling. As God intended.
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Clearly a pie. Clearly doesn’t have a lid.
Traditional pumpkin pie.
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
greenlightening.bsky.social
You cannot tell me this ain’t pie. The crust is pie crusty. It has fillings.
www.giordanos.com
Chicago style pizza from Giordano’s. It shows a clear crust with cheese on the bottom and sauce on top.
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
greenlightening.bsky.social
Today I Learned you can block certain sites from ever appearing in your search results on DuckDuckGo. I have now permanently blocked Grokipedia, and suggest you do so as well.
Screenshot of a search result from DuckDuckGo recommending a grokipedia page. Clicking the elipsis next to the result has pulled up a menu that shows different options including, “Block this site from all search results,” with a yellow “NEW” icon next to it. Clicking this option will permanently block grokipedia results from DuckDuckGo searches.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
greenlightening.bsky.social
For the second time today: No one hates bluesky users more than the bluesky staff.
Post from Chief Operating Officer, Rose (rose.bsky.team). It reads: Criticism and satire are vital part of public discourse. Threats of violence are not. We’ve developed bad behaviors online, saying things behind screens that we’d never say irl. Joking or not, it’s a slippery slope. This is about maintaining a space for fierce disagreement.
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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They understand and believe their personal thanksgiving flights are worth whatever punishment you may have to endure.

www.pinterest.com/pin/61080138...
Meme from Shrek. Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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The goat I’m using for my Zohran GOAT burgers happens to be Halal.
Back of a package of meat. It reads Ground Goat with the green Halal seal on it.
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Just went through Ezra Klein’s podcasts here for the past year:
www.youtube.com/@EzraKleinSh...

His guests were: Men - 55, Women - 26. He’s interested in what men have to say twice as much as what women have to say.
Quote from Cordelia Cupp on the show The Residence. Cordela is pictured on the left side, and the quote on the right side reads: Another dude?! Jesus! How many dudes do you need?
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Still from the film Mean Girls. The character Damien is wearing a blue hoodie with the hood on and sunglasses, as a disguised. He is in a gymnasium, surrounded by girls. The caption reads: He Doesn’t Even Go Here
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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I’m not sure if you’re being serious or joking, but the context is the new feature to forcibly change the replies ppl see based on … context.
Still from the film, Inception.
October 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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What in the actual fuck?
Post from Paul Frazee, CTO of Bluesky. It reads: I do hear you, I get why you dislike it, I expected people to dislike it. The question is just like… how bad does it suck, compared to how much does it make the conversations better. Because if it helps, maybe it’s worth it. Context: he said this about a new “feature" users CANNOT opt out of.
October 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Meme of a guy yelling in the ear of a very uninterested girl.
October 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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This is so clearly him trying to spell South Korea, having no idea how to do that, and then hitting post before getting any other words out.
A post from Trump on Truth Social. It reads: South Carerdddd
October 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Screenshot of Linda and Heather from the TV show Liv and Maddie. The two have sour expressions on their faces and costumes similar to those in Zenon, Girl of the 21st century. Lots of lycra and lots of teal, pink, and purple. One has green hair and the other has pink hair.
October 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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It’s giving:
A screenshot of Patrick Stump singing Sugar We’re Going Down. Someone has written a youtube comment with the following lyrics: Amay moh dah u boygen foh yet Oybin dyin tu telyu enhtin yu wona hir Coz dashis hu ayem dis week Layih dah gras Niks to da mahseleyum Ajas a natch in yah bedpows Bah ujas alay ina song Drapah har Brekah neim Ruweslepiney weh slepi for dah wrong tim Weh goin dow down inalulurirawn And shugar wer gowih dow singin I’ll be yanumbawah wida bullin A lodehgah cornflakes cockitpully Isdis moh dah u bhagen foh yet OH dinmine me I’m watching youtube from da closet Wishin to be da frikshun in yhur jeans Isinit mesap how amjas dyin to be hir Ajas a natch in yah bedpows Bah ujas alay ina song Drapah har Breakah neim Ruweslepiney weh slepi for dah wrong tim Weh goin dow down inalulurirawn And shugar wer gowih down swingin...
October 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Day of Da Beet!
A really cool looking beet from the game Plants Vs. Zombies. He is named Phat Beet because his leaves cover his ears like headphones and he is very good with musics.
October 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Every time I open a tin of mackerel, I’m convinced it will give me the detective powers of Cordelia Cupp. I cannot be reasoned with on this matter.
Still of acress Uzo Aduba in Netflix’s The Residence. She is holding up a piece of evidence between tweezers, shining a light on it, and has a, “why does no one except me ever pay attention to the details,” expression on her face.
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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The only AI mascot I would ever accept.
The character Lumalee, in the Super Mario Bros 2023 film. Lumalee looks kind of similar to Mico, but is way cooler bc Lumalee tells it like it is. He always says the most depressing shit with a smile on his face.
October 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM