@greenhawley.bsky.social
She/her. Cats, crafts, caribou, and cosplay. Pathfinder, puppies, Pokemon, and my peeps ♥️
One day I’d like to get a Monstera, but my cats look at every plant as an open salad bar
September 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
One day I’d like to get a Monstera, but my cats look at every plant as an open salad bar
*cracks knuckles*A giraffe’s tongue is 18”.Zebras are black w white stripes.Owls can’t move their eyes—which is why their necks can instead move near 360 degrees.Turtles can breathe through their butthole.Poison dart frogs get their “poison” from the ants they eat,thus aren’t poisonous in captivity
August 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
*cracks knuckles*A giraffe’s tongue is 18”.Zebras are black w white stripes.Owls can’t move their eyes—which is why their necks can instead move near 360 degrees.Turtles can breathe through their butthole.Poison dart frogs get their “poison” from the ants they eat,thus aren’t poisonous in captivity
You beat me to this fact. This also causes a high mortality rate in first time Moms. I’ll add they have a matriarchal hierarchy and will literally have pissing contests to see “who is bigger”
August 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
You beat me to this fact. This also causes a high mortality rate in first time Moms. I’ll add they have a matriarchal hierarchy and will literally have pissing contests to see “who is bigger”
You missed some OCs...
August 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You missed some OCs...
High five for the "I thought I was going to be a vet" club!
June 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
High five for the "I thought I was going to be a vet" club!
I think it's just the appeal of "funky leaves". Either way, I can only select plants that are non-toxic to cats (because my cats like to personally challenge Darwin) so it limits what I can have and eliminates both of those as options
June 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I think it's just the appeal of "funky leaves". Either way, I can only select plants that are non-toxic to cats (because my cats like to personally challenge Darwin) so it limits what I can have and eliminates both of those as options
Very snuggly 💚
June 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Very snuggly 💚
Just some of my fuzzy, fluffy babies!
June 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Just some of my fuzzy, fluffy babies!
You can have mine—I keep forgetting to trim them back in the fall and they now look all weird and leggy
May 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
You can have mine—I keep forgetting to trim them back in the fall and they now look all weird and leggy
I’d say ‘yes’—I love it
May 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’d say ‘yes’—I love it
Ooooooo! I should pick up mine again!
May 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Ooooooo! I should pick up mine again!
Welcome back to the 2000s!
April 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Welcome back to the 2000s!
“Chill” you say…
April 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Chill” you say…
“Dishonor on your fucking cow!”
a cartoon character says dishonor on you and dishonor on your cow
ALT: a cartoon character says dishonor on you and dishonor on your cow
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April 24, 2025 at 10:31 AM
“Dishonor on your fucking cow!”
I second this!
April 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I second this!
You show them who’s boss!
April 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You show them who’s boss!
Love the “Put. Me. Down.”
April 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Love the “Put. Me. Down.”
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Day 2 in the books!! We are ordering DoorDash and staying the fuck in tonight bc we tiiiiired lol. 1 day left!!
Enjoy today’s doodles #c2e2
Enjoy today’s doodles #c2e2
April 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Day 2 in the books!! We are ordering DoorDash and staying the fuck in tonight bc we tiiiiired lol. 1 day left!!
Enjoy today’s doodles #c2e2
Enjoy today’s doodles #c2e2