Imagine if people did more than tweet about a problem

As an IT professional I can provide guidance for a memorable secure password.
1. Find song you haven’t heard in 20 years but know the words
2. CTRL+C lyrics from a site with too many ads
3. CTRL+V into amp.base64encode.org
4. Use the gibberish as your password
5. Forget you did this and ❓🤨❔

black mirror stop becoming historical non-fiction challenge level impossible

I am 100% sure that every climate change denier would start a war with a server over a plate of al dente pasta they declare uncooked

git commit -m “merry 🎄christmas 🎄I added a wrapper bc this code is a gift 🎁”

The last US president who was not entirely owned by corporate contributions, libeled by history books everywhere, is more than 33% the age of the US. JC carries the symbolism of the state of the union as he awaits the end in hospice care. Poetry would have him pass away on Inauguration Day.

"and he overturned the tables of the money-changers"

I’m confused but I think I approve

*drags feet*

I do wonder how many of you knew who the 1938 Time Magazine person of the year was.

There can only be one Problem in the Problem Games where Problem fights Problem. Winner gets Taylor Swift chorus sarcasm but must defend their title again next year.

OPINION: “I, the author, am entirely irrelevant to society, other than a subset of classist subscribers, who like myself, are overburdened by an abundance of time, and in need of reassurance about preexisting biases, as they accrue passive income” —New Yuck Slimes