David Green
@greendavida.bsky.social
Husband, father, former AIM addict. SWE manager, adjunct, Democrat, long-suffering Cleveland sports fan, Homestar Runner enthusiast. ✡️
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April 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Total coincidence, I’m sure…
October 29, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Total coincidence, I’m sure…
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Uh Washington Post’s main TikTok account is calling out Bezos, pretty epic
October 29, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Uh Washington Post’s main TikTok account is calling out Bezos, pretty epic
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It’s late October in a highly contested presidential race. A candidate motivated by white backlash is holding a rally at Madison Square Garden, attacking the mainstream media and denying charges that he’s a fascist.
His name is George Wallace:
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/spe...
His name is George Wallace:
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/spe...
October 27, 2024 at 2:55 PM
It’s late October in a highly contested presidential race. A candidate motivated by white backlash is holding a rally at Madison Square Garden, attacking the mainstream media and denying charges that he’s a fascist.
His name is George Wallace:
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/spe...
His name is George Wallace:
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/spe...
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Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it. Vote like it might be your last chance.
October 27, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it. Vote like it might be your last chance.
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i believe this is an important image in our postmodern age
October 27, 2024 at 5:34 PM
i believe this is an important image in our postmodern age
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When I'm trying to do positive self talk:
October 24, 2024 at 8:12 PM
When I'm trying to do positive self talk:
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McDonalds has new coloring activity sheets for kids — now with more clowns and felons!
October 25, 2024 at 1:48 PM
McDonalds has new coloring activity sheets for kids — now with more clowns and felons!
We’re facing this issue in the Cleveland area
October 24, 2024 at 8:32 PM
We’re facing this issue in the Cleveland area
This is an amazing idea.
Video games need a "We noticed you stopped playing this game six months ago but have picked it up again today. Here's a quick tutorial of all the basic controls you forgot and need to know in order to keep playing the game from this current point" feature
October 24, 2024 at 8:24 PM
This is an amazing idea.
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TECH SUPPORT: have you tried turning your computer off and on again
ME: [turns off computer, then shows it pictures of other computers in scantily clad lingerie] it’s not working
ME: [turns off computer, then shows it pictures of other computers in scantily clad lingerie] it’s not working
October 24, 2024 at 2:00 AM
TECH SUPPORT: have you tried turning your computer off and on again
ME: [turns off computer, then shows it pictures of other computers in scantily clad lingerie] it’s not working
ME: [turns off computer, then shows it pictures of other computers in scantily clad lingerie] it’s not working
I think Pop Up Video could make a comeback on YouTube
I know it hasn’t existed for 20 years but a dream job for me has always been “researcher for Pop-Up Video”
Being able to look stuff up all day is literally the dream
October 24, 2024 at 2:53 AM
I think Pop Up Video could make a comeback on YouTube
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wE cHoOsE tO tYpE lIkE tHiS aNd Do ThE oThEr ThInGs, nOt BeCaUsE iT's EaSy, BuT bEcAuSe It'S hArD
October 23, 2024 at 8:22 PM
wE cHoOsE tO tYpE lIkE tHiS aNd Do ThE oThEr ThInGs, nOt BeCaUsE iT's EaSy, BuT bEcAuSe It'S hArD
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This is such an incredibly shitty take. My son is in middle school and has an IEP. He won’t magically be able to succeed in higher ed without some assistance just because he’d be an adult by then. This is ableist and elitist. And just clueless.
Times Higher Ed has a column today about getting rid of accommodations for students with disabilities. It is breathtakingly ableist. It argues for the exclusion of people with disabilities from higher ed. I am not linking: it's click bait, but you can see the opening paragraph below.
October 23, 2024 at 9:26 PM
This is such an incredibly shitty take. My son is in middle school and has an IEP. He won’t magically be able to succeed in higher ed without some assistance just because he’d be an adult by then. This is ableist and elitist. And just clueless.
If only
I wish there was a thing where a doctor could prescribe you a personal cleaner or assistant or somebody to help you get back on your feet after burnout, all covered by insurance
October 23, 2024 at 6:35 PM
If only
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Storybots are the best and this is an incredible post
October 23, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Storybots are the best and this is an incredible post
I’m trying to reconcile the hypocrisy within me that thinks this is hilarious but hates that Trump called Harris a “shit Vice President.”
Walz: "Elon's on that stage, jumping around, skipping like a dipshit" (via Acyn)
October 23, 2024 at 11:22 AM
I’m trying to reconcile the hypocrisy within me that thinks this is hilarious but hates that Trump called Harris a “shit Vice President.”
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when life gives you demons...
October 22, 2024 at 10:17 PM
when life gives you demons...
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