Kevin
@greenander.bsky.social
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Kevin
@greenander.bsky.social
· Jan 12
a man with a beard is surrounded by mathematical equations on his face .
ALT: a man with a beard is surrounded by mathematical equations on his face .
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Me, waking up with a fever, calculating how much beer my system can handle. Go birds.
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You’ll be visited by three spirits.
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 8:28 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits.
The spirits:
The spirits:
Excellent, any word about when Musk will apologize for helping elect a geriatric fascist who doesn’t think global warming is real and hates electric cars?
Good news everybody: Grokipedia will contain all knowledge about the universe and will be distributed periodically throughout the solar system
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Excellent, any word about when Musk will apologize for helping elect a geriatric fascist who doesn’t think global warming is real and hates electric cars?
Might be cause I’m traveling and the food options here are terrible but Taco Bell is really onto something with the breakfast Crunchwrap.
Basically a breakfast sandwich wrapped in a tortilla with a hash brown and sauce. It’s fantastic.
Basically a breakfast sandwich wrapped in a tortilla with a hash brown and sauce. It’s fantastic.
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Might be cause I’m traveling and the food options here are terrible but Taco Bell is really onto something with the breakfast Crunchwrap.
Basically a breakfast sandwich wrapped in a tortilla with a hash brown and sauce. It’s fantastic.
Basically a breakfast sandwich wrapped in a tortilla with a hash brown and sauce. It’s fantastic.
I watched the international game the morning and thought surely this is the worst football I’ll see today.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I watched the international game the morning and thought surely this is the worst football I’ll see today.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
All I’m saying is that at some point in the future I’d like there to be a holiday celebrating the day we launched everyone in the Epstein files into the sun.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
All I’m saying is that at some point in the future I’d like there to be a holiday celebrating the day we launched everyone in the Epstein files into the sun.
Turns out the art of the deal is just being a huge asshole, who knew
November 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Turns out the art of the deal is just being a huge asshole, who knew
Finally started reading Abundance. I blame @andyjcook.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Finally started reading Abundance. I blame @andyjcook.bsky.social
@andyjcook.bsky.social can I get a go birds?
October 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
@andyjcook.bsky.social can I get a go birds?
Been a busy few weeks. Montreal vacation, a stop in Vermont, then a 100 mile bike ride on Saturday.
Relaxing with a great beer from a place I don’t get to nearly enough, Hill Farmstead.
Really surprised at how good this is. I knew their saisons were good but I guess they can make anything
Relaxing with a great beer from a place I don’t get to nearly enough, Hill Farmstead.
Really surprised at how good this is. I knew their saisons were good but I guess they can make anything
September 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Been a busy few weeks. Montreal vacation, a stop in Vermont, then a 100 mile bike ride on Saturday.
Relaxing with a great beer from a place I don’t get to nearly enough, Hill Farmstead.
Really surprised at how good this is. I knew their saisons were good but I guess they can make anything
Relaxing with a great beer from a place I don’t get to nearly enough, Hill Farmstead.
Really surprised at how good this is. I knew their saisons were good but I guess they can make anything
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The Trump admin illegally leaked my unredacted personnel file to Jack's allies to try to smear me.
The full force of the federal government is being weaponized to defeat me — I’m asking you to help me fight back!
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September 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The Trump admin illegally leaked my unredacted personnel file to Jack's allies to try to smear me.
The full force of the federal government is being weaponized to defeat me — I’m asking you to help me fight back!
Donate here: secure.ngpvan.com/NGY2cCnISU6c...
The full force of the federal government is being weaponized to defeat me — I’m asking you to help me fight back!
Donate here: secure.ngpvan.com/NGY2cCnISU6c...
Some pictures from our trip up to Montreal with a stop in Stowe on the way home.
It’s funny how travel can make you realize just how much you love your country, even if it’s being run by the dumbest people imaginable.
It’s funny how travel can make you realize just how much you love your country, even if it’s being run by the dumbest people imaginable.
September 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Some pictures from our trip up to Montreal with a stop in Stowe on the way home.
It’s funny how travel can make you realize just how much you love your country, even if it’s being run by the dumbest people imaginable.
It’s funny how travel can make you realize just how much you love your country, even if it’s being run by the dumbest people imaginable.
Man I missed football. Go birds.
September 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Man I missed football. Go birds.
Every time I’ve gone to a Cracker Barrel has been a solid B tier experience. It’s never great, but it’s consistently fine.
Anyway the new logo looks like shit. Release the files.
Anyway the new logo looks like shit. Release the files.
August 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Every time I’ve gone to a Cracker Barrel has been a solid B tier experience. It’s never great, but it’s consistently fine.
Anyway the new logo looks like shit. Release the files.
Anyway the new logo looks like shit. Release the files.
I know everything seems terrible but just remember, it’s almost football season.
Go birds.
Go birds.
August 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I know everything seems terrible but just remember, it’s almost football season.
Go birds.
Go birds.
I’m a gamer and I promise you I’m in better heath than these rich old white dudes bring held together by string and raw milk
New in PN: Medicaid 'gamers' are the new 'welfare queens'
"Ever since Reagan’s smear took hold, Republicans have consistently presented poverty as a moral failing, but now they’ve extended it to physical health. Medicaid recipients are somehow simultaneously too lazy and/or sick to deserve care."
"Ever since Reagan’s smear took hold, Republicans have consistently presented poverty as a moral failing, but now they’ve extended it to physical health. Medicaid recipients are somehow simultaneously too lazy and/or sick to deserve care."
Medicaid 'gamers' are the new 'welfare queens'
Republicans are taking strawman arguments to absurd extremes.
www.publicnotice.co
July 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’m a gamer and I promise you I’m in better heath than these rich old white dudes bring held together by string and raw milk
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
July 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
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see, he wasn't wrong about everything
July 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
see, he wasn't wrong about everything
Red Bull or Dr Pepper, Doritos, Sour Patch Kids
Diet Coke, Cheetos Flaming Hot, & Peanut M&M’s is the only answer
July 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Red Bull or Dr Pepper, Doritos, Sour Patch Kids
Sirianni has a much better record
Chuck Schumer is just Nick Sirianni, send tweet
July 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Sirianni has a much better record
Post your favorite doctor who, wrong answers only
July 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Post your favorite doctor who, wrong answers only
Remember everyone, vote blue no matter who doesn’t apply to anyone the speaker doesn’t like
Hakeem Jeffries, asked if he's endorsed Zohran Mamdani, says "No... We don't really know each other well. Our districts don't really overlap."
June 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Remember everyone, vote blue no matter who doesn’t apply to anyone the speaker doesn’t like
Jesus Christ
“Gaza deserves death. The 2.6 million terrorists in Gaza deserve death! … Men, women, and children – in every way possible, we must simply carry out a Holocaust on them – yes, read that again – H-O-L-O-C-A-U-S-T! For me, gas chambers. Train cars.”
- Israeli channel 14 TV producer
- Israeli channel 14 TV producer
June 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Jesus Christ
The fact that conservatives got tired of hearing the word Fascist after a few years but have been calling everyone socialists and communists my entire adult life is, if nothing else, extremely depressing
June 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The fact that conservatives got tired of hearing the word Fascist after a few years but have been calling everyone socialists and communists my entire adult life is, if nothing else, extremely depressing