Count it as a blessing. Knowing Jackson, he would probably have made the Scouring of the Shire its own 9-hour trilogy.
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Count it as a blessing. Knowing Jackson, he would probably have made the Scouring of the Shire its own 9-hour trilogy.
And by 'good news' I mean WTF is even going on?
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
And by 'good news' I mean WTF is even going on?
Listen, I want to think the best of a company run by a 29-year old former ballerina who is worth more than a billion dollars, I really do. I REALLY DO! www.forbes.com/sites/alicia...
Kalshi’s Cofounder Is Now World’s Youngest Self-Made Woman Billionaire
A former ballerina and MIT computer science grad, 29-year-old Luana Lopes Lara is now the world’s youngest self-made woman billionaire.
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December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Listen, I want to think the best of a company run by a 29-year old former ballerina who is worth more than a billion dollars, I really do. I REALLY DO! www.forbes.com/sites/alicia...
I can't figure out who is stupider, the receptionist who talks like this, the people who hired her, the person who fabricated this entire exchange, or us for wasting our thought process on it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I can't figure out who is stupider, the receptionist who talks like this, the people who hired her, the person who fabricated this entire exchange, or us for wasting our thought process on it.
*nervous voice* tree 2...of...?
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
*nervous voice* tree 2...of...?
When justice is primary, baby!
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
When justice is primary, baby!
First rule of Elephant shop club?
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 AM
First rule of Elephant shop club?
In any case, Benito Skinner is a perfect Idaho name.
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 AM
In any case, Benito Skinner is a perfect Idaho name.
On a day when Dick Track had two grammatical errors in one balloon you went with birds? Tough call but I get it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
On a day when Dick Track had two grammatical errors in one balloon you went with birds? Tough call but I get it.
Ask two economists, get five opinions.
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Ask two economists, get five opinions.
Don't buy it out of spite, buy it to have good recipes around.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Don't buy it out of spite, buy it to have good recipes around.
Or if you're feeling lucky, punk, Serious Eats shows you the mojo for cooking a frozen bird. www.seriouseats.com/how-to-cook-...
Turkey Still Frozen on Thanksgiving Morning? Here's the Method That Saves Dinner
Learn how to cook a turkey from frozen safely. We tested oven temps, timing, and the thermometers you need for juicy meat and fully cooked results.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Or if you're feeling lucky, punk, Serious Eats shows you the mojo for cooking a frozen bird. www.seriouseats.com/how-to-cook-...
I want to defend the Last Jedi, I really do, but the part where they go to find the best-in-the-galaxy keymaster, and he's at a craps table, but all hell breaks loose and they get put in prison where they find a keymaster who is just as good as the other keymaster - what was that?
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I want to defend the Last Jedi, I really do, but the part where they go to find the best-in-the-galaxy keymaster, and he's at a craps table, but all hell breaks loose and they get put in prison where they find a keymaster who is just as good as the other keymaster - what was that?