skizz
@greatdanehaver.bsky.social
24, he/him, aspiring voice actor. CEO of comcast hate.
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seeing tiktok political commenters give serious monologues about charlie kirk as animated cowboy hats and mustaches appear on their face is so unserious it feels like parody
they don't give you a "pause the cartoon cat ears" button on that app?
they don't give you a "pause the cartoon cat ears" button on that app?
September 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
seeing tiktok political commenters give serious monologues about charlie kirk as animated cowboy hats and mustaches appear on their face is so unserious it feels like parody
they don't give you a "pause the cartoon cat ears" button on that app?
they don't give you a "pause the cartoon cat ears" button on that app?
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The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.
June 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.
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HAPPENING NOW: At the federal courthouse in Greenbelt, Maryland, Judge Paula Xinis is set to begin a hearing on the government’s efforts – or lack thereof – to “facilitate” the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Maryland resident who was wrongly removed to El Salvador.
Follow along for updates ⬇️
Follow along for updates ⬇️
April 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
HAPPENING NOW: At the federal courthouse in Greenbelt, Maryland, Judge Paula Xinis is set to begin a hearing on the government’s efforts – or lack thereof – to “facilitate” the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Maryland resident who was wrongly removed to El Salvador.
Follow along for updates ⬇️
Follow along for updates ⬇️
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Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
April 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
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getting new cars every couple of years is one of those consumption things we need to make illegal. if you buy a car you need to make a death pact with it, you cannot get a new one until it’s dead and buried
February 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
getting new cars every couple of years is one of those consumption things we need to make illegal. if you buy a car you need to make a death pact with it, you cannot get a new one until it’s dead and buried
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chinese netizens dancing to “Not Like Us” over on Xiaohongshu
Drake taken Ls in Beijing
Drake taken Ls in Beijing
February 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
chinese netizens dancing to “Not Like Us” over on Xiaohongshu
Drake taken Ls in Beijing
Drake taken Ls in Beijing
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no milf in my area should ever have to feel lonely
February 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
no milf in my area should ever have to feel lonely
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What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?
February 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?
I knew getting my first lord on venom in marvel rivals was the right choice
February 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I knew getting my first lord on venom in marvel rivals was the right choice
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Schrödinger's Vote: leftists are simulatenously not important enough to alter liberal policy to appease, and also singularly responsible for losing elections.
February 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Schrödinger's Vote: leftists are simulatenously not important enough to alter liberal policy to appease, and also singularly responsible for losing elections.
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I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving
February 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving
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turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it
February 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
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I was one of those warning how bad it would be and how Trump 2 would be much worse than anyone complacently assumed.
But even I didn’t have ‘cancel all foreign aid, including to kids with HIV & malaria’ and also ‘let the world’s richest man get access to our private data’ on my 2025 bingo card.
But even I didn’t have ‘cancel all foreign aid, including to kids with HIV & malaria’ and also ‘let the world’s richest man get access to our private data’ on my 2025 bingo card.
February 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I was one of those warning how bad it would be and how Trump 2 would be much worse than anyone complacently assumed.
But even I didn’t have ‘cancel all foreign aid, including to kids with HIV & malaria’ and also ‘let the world’s richest man get access to our private data’ on my 2025 bingo card.
But even I didn’t have ‘cancel all foreign aid, including to kids with HIV & malaria’ and also ‘let the world’s richest man get access to our private data’ on my 2025 bingo card.
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Retaliatory tariffs are all right and good but if Canada, Mexico and the EU want to get this over with sanctioning the hell out of Trump’s oligarchs seems like a force multiplier.
February 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Retaliatory tariffs are all right and good but if Canada, Mexico and the EU want to get this over with sanctioning the hell out of Trump’s oligarchs seems like a force multiplier.
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they want to erase us completely. do not let them, we will outlive these fascists. create art, take pictures of yourself or your trans friends, make something lasting. we will outlast them forever
‼️ The State Department has REMOVED TQIA+ on their page of recommendations for queer travelers. This page yesterday said "LGBTQIA+" and now just says "LGB".
The federal government is trying to erase trans people from existence.
The federal government is trying to erase trans people from existence.
January 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
they want to erase us completely. do not let them, we will outlive these fascists. create art, take pictures of yourself or your trans friends, make something lasting. we will outlast them forever
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headline: Elon Musk has constructed the Howling Engine, which converts the anguished cries of children into cancer
democrats: in these dark times, the american people need us to reach across the aisle
democrats: in these dark times, the american people need us to reach across the aisle
February 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
headline: Elon Musk has constructed the Howling Engine, which converts the anguished cries of children into cancer
democrats: in these dark times, the american people need us to reach across the aisle
democrats: in these dark times, the american people need us to reach across the aisle
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Party leadership is just incapable of accepting responsibility for anything ever
February 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Party leadership is just incapable of accepting responsibility for anything ever
invis woman juggle into 3 man clap 😼 #marvelrivals #hulk
January 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
invis woman juggle into 3 man clap 😼 #marvelrivals #hulk
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Remember those two weeks when the Democrats were actually competent? Man that was sweet.
I’m still not over the fact that Tim Walz went viral for calling Republicans ‘weird,’ put Trump and Vance on the defensive, then got picked as Harris’s running mate because of it, and then… he was immediately silenced, disappeared, and Dems stopped calling the GOP ‘weird.’
January 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Remember those two weeks when the Democrats were actually competent? Man that was sweet.