Derek ⚔️
@greatbigsword.bsky.social
Deal With The Devils on Spotify for Podcasts
You know why i’m here
You know why i’m here
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derek: was that daffy duck who said "sufferin' succotash?" or was that sylvester
jake: i think it was sylvester
derek: horny sylvester be like "sufferin' suckin' toes"
jake: i think it was sylvester
derek: horny sylvester be like "sufferin' suckin' toes"
September 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
derek: was that daffy duck who said "sufferin' succotash?" or was that sylvester
jake: i think it was sylvester
derek: horny sylvester be like "sufferin' suckin' toes"
jake: i think it was sylvester
derek: horny sylvester be like "sufferin' suckin' toes"
Having to log into bluesky to keep up with all the twtlonger google doc type apology posts cause everyone that would make them is here now (not derogatory twitter is still a hellhole)
August 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Having to log into bluesky to keep up with all the twtlonger google doc type apology posts cause everyone that would make them is here now (not derogatory twitter is still a hellhole)
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i still think of this video every time i hear "my castle town"
July 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i still think of this video every time i hear "my castle town"
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jake always teases derek for the nighttime kool-aid he'll make at like 10pm when we're playing games
July 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
jake always teases derek for the nighttime kool-aid he'll make at like 10pm when we're playing games
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me: yeah brotherrrr
jake: i'm speaking to hulk hogan i see
me: hulkster's gonna get in a whole bunch of legal trouble
me: oh yeeahhhh
jake: going more kool-aid man now, which i appreciate
[derek joins the chat]
me: speaking of the kool-aid man
derek: how did you know!!!!!
jake: i'm speaking to hulk hogan i see
me: hulkster's gonna get in a whole bunch of legal trouble
me: oh yeeahhhh
jake: going more kool-aid man now, which i appreciate
[derek joins the chat]
me: speaking of the kool-aid man
derek: how did you know!!!!!
July 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
me: yeah brotherrrr
jake: i'm speaking to hulk hogan i see
me: hulkster's gonna get in a whole bunch of legal trouble
me: oh yeeahhhh
jake: going more kool-aid man now, which i appreciate
[derek joins the chat]
me: speaking of the kool-aid man
derek: how did you know!!!!!
jake: i'm speaking to hulk hogan i see
me: hulkster's gonna get in a whole bunch of legal trouble
me: oh yeeahhhh
jake: going more kool-aid man now, which i appreciate
[derek joins the chat]
me: speaking of the kool-aid man
derek: how did you know!!!!!
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watched the unfinished cut going round of the minecraft movie with some friends. there weren't any subtitles so we loaded the the twin peaks fire walk with me subtitles over it
April 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
watched the unfinished cut going round of the minecraft movie with some friends. there weren't any subtitles so we loaded the the twin peaks fire walk with me subtitles over it
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at the nintendo direct tomorrow just in time for the minecraft movie sakurai will be announcing the public execution of minecraft steve
April 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
at the nintendo direct tomorrow just in time for the minecraft movie sakurai will be announcing the public execution of minecraft steve
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once again, "having rizz" is paying homage to rizzo the rat. not many people know this
March 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
once again, "having rizz" is paying homage to rizzo the rat. not many people know this
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Mari wire dancing her robot with construction manipulator arms through the skies of Paris while looking like she's driving a big rig, that's cinema
April 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Mari wire dancing her robot with construction manipulator arms through the skies of Paris while looking like she's driving a big rig, that's cinema
Catch me on the movie app
February 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Catch me on the movie app
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okay no but fr idk what was up with my postybirb settings that caused it to downscale dramatically, but i'd at least like to share this at a higher resolution, i'm too proud of it lmao
January 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
okay no but fr idk what was up with my postybirb settings that caused it to downscale dramatically, but i'd at least like to share this at a higher resolution, i'm too proud of it lmao
Eagles commies NFC championship
January 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Eagles commies NFC championship
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Men in battle shonen manga like Kagurabachi have only one thing on their minds and it's disgusting
January 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Men in battle shonen manga like Kagurabachi have only one thing on their minds and it's disgusting
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every time I see someone holding a Japanese sword incorrectly
January 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
every time I see someone holding a Japanese sword incorrectly
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[The Aristocrats voice] The Democrats!
Americans opening TikTok are now greeted with a message thanking President Trump
January 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
[The Aristocrats voice] The Democrats!
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December 20, 2004 saw the release of Doukutsu Monogatari, AKA Cave Story, a free game that was quickly translated into English and became the talk of the Internet. It's hard to estimate the impact it had on the indie scene and on the resurgence of 2D outside handheld consoles.
December 20, 2024 at 9:53 AM
December 20, 2004 saw the release of Doukutsu Monogatari, AKA Cave Story, a free game that was quickly translated into English and became the talk of the Internet. It's hard to estimate the impact it had on the indie scene and on the resurgence of 2D outside handheld consoles.
Honey flavored NyQuil (didn’t have any DayQuil in the cupboard) and this blueberry lemonade flavored G fuel are having a absolute drag out fistfight in my tummy right now on the way to work 👍
December 20, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Honey flavored NyQuil (didn’t have any DayQuil in the cupboard) and this blueberry lemonade flavored G fuel are having a absolute drag out fistfight in my tummy right now on the way to work 👍
I really do think 2025 is the year I start either posting less on twitter/post more on here/both cause it really has been just insanely depressing on there. Every interaction is filled with the nastiest weirdos you’ve ever seen berating people just talking about stuff with friends
December 16, 2024 at 4:38 AM
I really do think 2025 is the year I start either posting less on twitter/post more on here/both cause it really has been just insanely depressing on there. Every interaction is filled with the nastiest weirdos you’ve ever seen berating people just talking about stuff with friends
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the night we first played marvel rivals when it asked us to create usernames derek put in the name “BigDoinks420” before realizing that 1) we did actually like the game and want to play it long term and 2) it would cost $5 to change it. so he’s just BigDoinks420 forever now
December 15, 2024 at 7:22 PM
the night we first played marvel rivals when it asked us to create usernames derek put in the name “BigDoinks420” before realizing that 1) we did actually like the game and want to play it long term and 2) it would cost $5 to change it. so he’s just BigDoinks420 forever now
December 15, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Many people are saying this
November 15, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Many people are saying this