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If you have some news you need to share but really want it buried deep in the news cycle, IT IS YOUR TIME
August 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If you have some news you need to share but really want it buried deep in the news cycle, IT IS YOUR TIME
The sparkly gold heart graphic on #LoveIslandUSA scratches something in my brain
June 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The sparkly gold heart graphic on #LoveIslandUSA scratches something in my brain
I have approximately a four-hour window to eat a banana. Now? Not quite ripe enough. Tonight? Perfect. Tomorrow? Too late.
June 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I have approximately a four-hour window to eat a banana. Now? Not quite ripe enough. Tonight? Perfect. Tomorrow? Too late.
A month ago someone insulted my salad tongs by saying they didn’t pick up enough stuff and it’s weird how I’m still not over that
May 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
A month ago someone insulted my salad tongs by saying they didn’t pick up enough stuff and it’s weird how I’m still not over that
I would’ve skipped this one tbh, but she is ENGROSSED in The Strange Delight of Pear Salad
May 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I would’ve skipped this one tbh, but she is ENGROSSED in The Strange Delight of Pear Salad
No one has ever studied a Table of Contents harder than this lady at the nail salon (Southern Living, of course)
May 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
No one has ever studied a Table of Contents harder than this lady at the nail salon (Southern Living, of course)
Some days Google disappoints me but today I put in “glasses keeper onners” and it really came through for me
April 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Some days Google disappoints me but today I put in “glasses keeper onners” and it really came through for me
Wihan might be worse than Gary, and that’s saying something. #BelowDeckDownUnder
April 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Wihan might be worse than Gary, and that’s saying something. #BelowDeckDownUnder
I just saw two Amazon delivery trucks that didn’t have any maker’s marks on them. Looks like they just drove them off a lot somewhere. Wild!
March 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I just saw two Amazon delivery trucks that didn’t have any maker’s marks on them. Looks like they just drove them off a lot somewhere. Wild!
As someone who is traveling on a regional jet twice next week, I’m sending positive thoughts to all regional jets and flight crews. Would particularly love to land right side up. #goodRJvibes
February 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
As someone who is traveling on a regional jet twice next week, I’m sending positive thoughts to all regional jets and flight crews. Would particularly love to land right side up. #goodRJvibes
Lauren has Pam Beasly energy and Jenna Fischer’s voice. Wild. #loveisblind
February 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Lauren has Pam Beasly energy and Jenna Fischer’s voice. Wild. #loveisblind
The way I have to exit out of an app to google on my phone how many episodes are in a season of a show because the streaming apps ALL OF THEM make it impossible to easily maneuver out of an episode and back in
February 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The way I have to exit out of an app to google on my phone how many episodes are in a season of a show because the streaming apps ALL OF THEM make it impossible to easily maneuver out of an episode and back in
Taylor’s thigh jewelry: T as in Taylor, Travis or Troy? #Grammys2025
February 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Taylor’s thigh jewelry: T as in Taylor, Travis or Troy? #Grammys2025
Instagram just linked me to a toilet-paper holder that costs $192.50. I’d love to be as wealthy as Insta thinks I am. (Related: it’s dreamy.)
January 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Instagram just linked me to a toilet-paper holder that costs $192.50. I’d love to be as wealthy as Insta thinks I am. (Related: it’s dreamy.)
I don’t understand why the @amazonkindle.bsky.social app tracks your reading speed to project time left to finish a book but doesn’t tell you how long it took you to read the entire book. Big opportunity there.
January 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I don’t understand why the @amazonkindle.bsky.social app tracks your reading speed to project time left to finish a book but doesn’t tell you how long it took you to read the entire book. Big opportunity there.
People getting bold since Justin Baldoni
Following the release of the Warner Brothers’ film "Chris Brown: A History of Violence," the R&B star is suing the studio for their “defamatory documentary.” eonline.us/3CvWk5j
Chris Brown Suing Warner Bros. for $500 Million Over History of Violence Documentary - E! Online
Following the release of the Warner Brothers’ film Chris Brown: A History of Violence, the R&B star is suing the studio for their “defamatory documentary.”
eonline.us
January 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
People getting bold since Justin Baldoni
The DSes on #specialforcesfox have big Gordon Ramsay Energy.
January 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The DSes on #specialforcesfox have big Gordon Ramsay Energy.
This is the most underwhelming divorce settlement headline I’ve ever read. #andHondaAccord
January 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This is the most underwhelming divorce settlement headline I’ve ever read. #andHondaAccord
Just out here to Skeet that Knox & Jamie have released what’s always one of the best episodes of the year. Related: I’m gonna need Knox to come up with a verbal sound effect to use every time he says “Skeet.” #skrrrrrr
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January 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Just out here to Skeet that Knox & Jamie have released what’s always one of the best episodes of the year. Related: I’m gonna need Knox to come up with a verbal sound effect to use every time he says “Skeet.” #skrrrrrr
Something nice about becoming senile is that it’s possible I’m watching a season of Project Runway I’ve already seen but I’m on episode 6 and I’m still not sure
January 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Something nice about becoming senile is that it’s possible I’m watching a season of Project Runway I’ve already seen but I’m on episode 6 and I’m still not sure
Having Skattebo and skibidi exist on the same timeline is very confusing
January 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Having Skattebo and skibidi exist on the same timeline is very confusing
When they ask you what triggered my mental breakdown
December 14, 2024 at 3:53 PM
When they ask you what triggered my mental breakdown
Top of my Spotify Wrapped should actually be the bangers my appliances play when they’re done.
December 12, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Top of my Spotify Wrapped should actually be the bangers my appliances play when they’re done.
How much do I crave validation? Enough to ask the pharmacist for a sticker after I got my COVID and flu vaccinations this morning. 🦄🦄🦄
December 7, 2024 at 6:45 PM
How much do I crave validation? Enough to ask the pharmacist for a sticker after I got my COVID and flu vaccinations this morning. 🦄🦄🦄