May or may not be on holiday.
August 18, 2025 at 10:07 AM
May or may not be on holiday.
I’m an architect now. From Copenhagen.
February 17, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I’m an architect now. From Copenhagen.
Lovely day today, a balmy 12 degrees in Wakefield. Nice to be back Lifeguarding.
February 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Lovely day today, a balmy 12 degrees in Wakefield. Nice to be back Lifeguarding.
Christmas present from me to me.
December 25, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Christmas present from me to me.
Some early morning golf coldness 😩
December 23, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Some early morning golf coldness 😩
A good time to stick your hooter through my letterbox 🤤
December 17, 2024 at 9:21 AM
A good time to stick your hooter through my letterbox 🤤
I’ve got 54 tshirts. Is this normal?
December 12, 2024 at 5:12 PM
I’ve got 54 tshirts. Is this normal?
Tweeze your nasal hair lads, they preoccupy me when we talk.
December 12, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Tweeze your nasal hair lads, they preoccupy me when we talk.
If you cook your baked beans longer than you think they taste better than you think. Well, think they were going to. Or thought. Whatever.
December 11, 2024 at 8:48 PM
If you cook your baked beans longer than you think they taste better than you think. Well, think they were going to. Or thought. Whatever.
Excited to go to the car and eat one of my stashed old people voice tablets. How did life come to this.
December 10, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Excited to go to the car and eat one of my stashed old people voice tablets. How did life come to this.
Sub optimal weather for a lad with a big forehead and a gelled down fringe.
December 7, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Sub optimal weather for a lad with a big forehead and a gelled down fringe.
Off to buy a hairnet.
December 7, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Off to buy a hairnet.
It’s all gone a little blurry.
December 6, 2024 at 11:49 PM
It’s all gone a little blurry.
Arthritic dog utilising bed exit crash pad. High octane stuff.
December 4, 2024 at 9:02 AM
Arthritic dog utilising bed exit crash pad. High octane stuff.
Two white t shirts entered the washer. Two pink t shirts exited.
December 2, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Two white t shirts entered the washer. Two pink t shirts exited.
Bit of moody golf for you.
November 30, 2024 at 10:31 AM
Bit of moody golf for you.
Don’t think I’ll ever get used to seeing people queue to get into shops. Queuing to get out is more up my strasse.
November 23, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Don’t think I’ll ever get used to seeing people queue to get into shops. Queuing to get out is more up my strasse.
Eating kimchi like an influencer
November 23, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Eating kimchi like an influencer
Off to watch Gladiator. Probably go on horseback with a quilt wrapped around me. Get the party started.
November 22, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Off to watch Gladiator. Probably go on horseback with a quilt wrapped around me. Get the party started.
Good evening. Been trawling the freezer 😩
November 21, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Good evening. Been trawling the freezer 😩
Freezing weather and bright sunshine is the very best of weather conditions. Glorious.
November 20, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Freezing weather and bright sunshine is the very best of weather conditions. Glorious.
Never been the biggest fan of dressing gowns. I can sport ‘loungewear’ for short periods of time but never really took to dressing gowns. Funny that.
November 19, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Never been the biggest fan of dressing gowns. I can sport ‘loungewear’ for short periods of time but never really took to dressing gowns. Funny that.
Been to the Barbers. Lads not happy.
November 19, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Been to the Barbers. Lads not happy.