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Nakon
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Your band sucks and you smoke shitty weed

https://open.spotify.com/artist/7LLSsVkcz3cTRoCcyJlXvV
Sexting with the phone numbers on those “God is real” billboards just to feel something
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Cam Skattebo is Wario to Chet Hanks Waluigi
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Fedora spotted
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Fedora spotted
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
🙂
October 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The fuckin Acacia Strain, man
October 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Kevin Petley: idk man lightning is pretty cool

Tim: okay Benjamin Franklin
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
“I’ve been drinking unpasteurized milk all day” - Dylan Walker
October 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
EP IS ALMOST DONE

SPOILER ALERT: IT FUCKIN ROCKS
October 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Been making noise lately
October 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Reposted by Nakon
October 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The Saddam Hussein sports edits have been the best thing to happen in a long time
September 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Walking through the neighborhood is always a fascinating glimpse into seeing what kind of lighting people use in their homes

One house was lit by a candle and TV, the second had cold white fluorescents so strong even Walmart is like “hey this is a lot”
September 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
TONIGHT IN EDGEWOOD, MD

PLAYING SONGS ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS
September 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
UPCOMING SHOWS

9/13: Tacos Tijuana in Edgewood, MD

10/14: Cafe 611 in Frederick, MD

10/16: Haydees in Washington, DC
September 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Primitive Man
September 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Filled the feeder up for the second time today because these little fat fucks are bleeding me dry
August 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Labubu lobotomy
August 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
6 shots of espresso and a white monster today might be the day my heart finally kicks it
August 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
CUT THROAT

PROPER FORMS OF PROTEST
August 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Little League World Series is one of the best sporting events of the year because there’s always at least one mutant 11 year old who’s like 6’8” 260lbs and everyone’s cool with it
August 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The album Violence Dimension by the band Conan
July 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
We have both guest spots of the EP finally recorded 👍👍👍👍👍
July 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The band The Acacia Strain
July 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
🙂
July 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM