Grand Moff Padre
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Not just a moff. A GRAND moff.
The Foo Bystanders
The stationary wilburys
The Sub-par white band
The make-out pistols
Jefferson Glider
Jog DMC
Boys 2 Teens
Destiny’s Niece
Guns n Carnations
The Ramonitos
Dinosaur the third
The stationary wilburys
The Sub-par white band
The make-out pistols
Jefferson Glider
Jog DMC
Boys 2 Teens
Destiny’s Niece
Guns n Carnations
The Ramonitos
Dinosaur the third
August 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The Foo Bystanders
The stationary wilburys
The Sub-par white band
The make-out pistols
Jefferson Glider
Jog DMC
Boys 2 Teens
Destiny’s Niece
Guns n Carnations
The Ramonitos
Dinosaur the third
The stationary wilburys
The Sub-par white band
The make-out pistols
Jefferson Glider
Jog DMC
Boys 2 Teens
Destiny’s Niece
Guns n Carnations
The Ramonitos
Dinosaur the third
Basically he’s Brooks now, but like, betterer
July 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Basically he’s Brooks now, but like, betterer
I have neck ties from Mervyn’s !
July 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I have neck ties from Mervyn’s !
Anytime a former padre does literally anything
July 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Anytime a former padre does literally anything
It’s a pretty low bar.
July 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It’s a pretty low bar.
Almost maybe Campy lost the starting gig twice, and is stuck in AAA because he like isn’t that good vs Padres management conspiring against him for no reason.
July 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Almost maybe Campy lost the starting gig twice, and is stuck in AAA because he like isn’t that good vs Padres management conspiring against him for no reason.
The fact he is still here would suggest other teams are probably not that high on him either, as I’m guessing he was on the block all offseason, though I’m guessing he’ll get traded this month especially if we trade for a catcher.
July 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The fact he is still here would suggest other teams are probably not that high on him either, as I’m guessing he was on the block all offseason, though I’m guessing he’ll get traded this month especially if we trade for a catcher.
Our mid-relievers are very allergic to huge leads for some reason.
July 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Our mid-relievers are very allergic to huge leads for some reason.
It hasn’t been his week to be “the only padre hitting right now” recently. They have to take turns. That’s the rules, apparently.
July 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It hasn’t been his week to be “the only padre hitting right now” recently. They have to take turns. That’s the rules, apparently.
I printed a prodigy article and turned it as a report in 1993. I was a pioneer.
July 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I printed a prodigy article and turned it as a report in 1993. I was a pioneer.
Sent to the cooler
June 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Sent to the cooler
I feel like every one on my feed needs an enema
June 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I feel like every one on my feed needs an enema
Mrs Tarkin isn’t a Star Wars person and really liked Andor season one. We haven’t watched season 2 yet but plan to soon.
June 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Mrs Tarkin isn’t a Star Wars person and really liked Andor season one. We haven’t watched season 2 yet but plan to soon.
His mom’s going to be so disappointed!
June 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
His mom’s going to be so disappointed!
And lastly, he wears an ankh as a symbol of long life, not because he’s a secret goth
June 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
And lastly, he wears an ankh as a symbol of long life, not because he’s a secret goth
Roundabouts, the metric system of intersections.
June 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Roundabouts, the metric system of intersections.
Unless, of course, you’re a crawfish that is.
June 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Unless, of course, you’re a crawfish that is.
Would have loved Esposito to lay Roberts out.
June 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Would have loved Esposito to lay Roberts out.