Grand Moff Padre
@grandmoffpadre.bsky.social
Not just a moff. A GRAND moff.
Slightly diminish a band:
They Might Be Mediums
They Might Be Mediums
Slightly diminish a band: Puny Puny Bosstones
Slightly diminish a band: Six Inch Nails
August 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
They Might Be Mediums
They Might Be Mediums
I’m down with whole “let’s win now” thing. Current roster got better by quite a bit.
July 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m down with whole “let’s win now” thing. Current roster got better by quite a bit.
If you told me during spring training we be 44-36 I’d be pretty pleased.
I don’t know why everyone on this app is such an eeyore about everything.
I don’t know why everyone on this app is such an eeyore about everything.
June 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If you told me during spring training we be 44-36 I’d be pretty pleased.
I don’t know why everyone on this app is such an eeyore about everything.
I don’t know why everyone on this app is such an eeyore about everything.
I met Sean Reynolds mom at the game last night. The inside scoop:
Sean said Thursday night was super weird. Said he felt like he was pitching with a different arm.
Padres have told him they are considering eventually converting him to a starter
Sean said Thursday night was super weird. Said he felt like he was pitching with a different arm.
Padres have told him they are considering eventually converting him to a starter
June 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I met Sean Reynolds mom at the game last night. The inside scoop:
Sean said Thursday night was super weird. Said he felt like he was pitching with a different arm.
Padres have told him they are considering eventually converting him to a starter
Sean said Thursday night was super weird. Said he felt like he was pitching with a different arm.
Padres have told him they are considering eventually converting him to a starter
They should have Bogaerts in a Y-Wing for Star Wars Weekend, because no one gives a **** about Y-Wings
June 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They should have Bogaerts in a Y-Wing for Star Wars Weekend, because no one gives a **** about Y-Wings
Jankowski to the Mets.
a baby is making a sad face while sitting in a room .
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June 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Jankowski to the Mets.
I don’t hate Melvin but taking two extra inning win in a row is hilarious
June 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I don’t hate Melvin but taking two extra inning win in a row is hilarious
Just realized Reynolds cross is actually an ankh
So goth
So goth
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June 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Just realized Reynolds cross is actually an ankh
So goth
So goth
Manny’s glove is still…wait for it… in MINT condition
June 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Manny’s glove is still…wait for it… in MINT condition
Good news for Jacob is that El Paso also had good Mexican food
May 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Good news for Jacob is that El Paso also had good Mexican food
“Two chicks at the same time”
May 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“Two chicks at the same time”
This goes against my spilled milk policy but pointing it out because it was an odd and unexplained move:
Conner Joe 8-22 with an .800 OPS with the Reds
Conner Joe 8-22 with an .800 OPS with the Reds
May 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This goes against my spilled milk policy but pointing it out because it was an odd and unexplained move:
Conner Joe 8-22 with an .800 OPS with the Reds
Conner Joe 8-22 with an .800 OPS with the Reds
Rockies 18 games out…of fourth place
1-9 since they fired Bud Black.
Yikes.
1-9 since they fired Bud Black.
Yikes.
May 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Rockies 18 games out…of fourth place
1-9 since they fired Bud Black.
Yikes.
1-9 since they fired Bud Black.
Yikes.
Low rent British Tarantino brings you a bunch of kinda annoying actors in what’s probably a way too wink-wink adventure film, may be the most apple+ thing possible.
May 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Low rent British Tarantino brings you a bunch of kinda annoying actors in what’s probably a way too wink-wink adventure film, may be the most apple+ thing possible.
We were in Pittsburgh a couple of weeks ago and went to the Pirates/Padres game (the one where Tatis left after HBP). We were by the bullpen and observed Adam eating a couple of protein bars. Mrs Tarkin now just calls him “Snacks” and I couldn’t be happier about it
May 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
We were in Pittsburgh a couple of weeks ago and went to the Pirates/Padres game (the one where Tatis left after HBP). We were by the bullpen and observed Adam eating a couple of protein bars. Mrs Tarkin now just calls him “Snacks” and I couldn’t be happier about it
God is punishing us for that 21-0 CG SH
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
May 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
God is punishing us for that 21-0 CG SH
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
Angels getting all Christopher—Walken-kind-of-angel on us.
May 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Angels getting all Christopher—Walken-kind-of-angel on us.
Neto rubs me the wrong way so I am okay if they just try to bean him in the dick the rest of the series.
May 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Neto rubs me the wrong way so I am okay if they just try to bean him in the dick the rest of the series.
I missed that we traded Connor Joe on Friday.
Given our lack of depth from the right side and LF issues (along with his 10 plate appearances), I’d have to guess he pissed someone off.
Given our lack of depth from the right side and LF issues (along with his 10 plate appearances), I’d have to guess he pissed someone off.
May 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I missed that we traded Connor Joe on Friday.
Given our lack of depth from the right side and LF issues (along with his 10 plate appearances), I’d have to guess he pissed someone off.
Given our lack of depth from the right side and LF issues (along with his 10 plate appearances), I’d have to guess he pissed someone off.
We traded away players trying to win it all? And they’re doing well??
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May 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We traded away players trying to win it all? And they’re doing well??
The conclave this morning:
May 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The conclave this morning:
I think with tonight’s glasses toss Shild has officially moved into second in my all time SD manager list (1989-present)
Bochy
Shildt
Riggleman
Melvin
Black
McKeon
Tingler
Green
Riddoch
Bochy
Shildt
Riggleman
Melvin
Black
McKeon
Tingler
Green
Riddoch
May 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I think with tonight’s glasses toss Shild has officially moved into second in my all time SD manager list (1989-present)
Bochy
Shildt
Riggleman
Melvin
Black
McKeon
Tingler
Green
Riddoch
Bochy
Shildt
Riggleman
Melvin
Black
McKeon
Tingler
Green
Riddoch