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@teamcherry.bsky.social I am experiencing a bug that is COMPLETELY stopping my progress please help.
September 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
@teamcherry.bsky.social I am experiencing a bug that is COMPLETELY stopping my progress please help.
Man I really hope conservatives don’t end up on this app too. Threads is just as bad a cesspool as twitter became.
July 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Man I really hope conservatives don’t end up on this app too. Threads is just as bad a cesspool as twitter became.
Trump signs executive order to have the Village People change the word “Macho” to “Nazi”.
January 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Trump signs executive order to have the Village People change the word “Macho” to “Nazi”.
Somehow I ended up with all of China’s data. What do I do?
January 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Somehow I ended up with all of China’s data. What do I do?
The internet is dying of dysentery.
January 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The internet is dying of dysentery.
Dave the diver, you’ve been down to long in the midnight sea
November 16, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Dave the diver, you’ve been down to long in the midnight sea
Wearing Vans to a street festival was the worst idea I have ever had.
October 14, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Wearing Vans to a street festival was the worst idea I have ever had.
Do we really need West Virginia? Like at all?
October 11, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Do we really need West Virginia? Like at all?
Shoutout to the Starbucks employee that just wrote “all out sorry :(“ on an empty sandwich wrapper and sent that to me. The wrapper was delicious. You deserve employee of the month.
October 9, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Shoutout to the Starbucks employee that just wrote “all out sorry :(“ on an empty sandwich wrapper and sent that to me. The wrapper was delicious. You deserve employee of the month.
The end of Ahsoka could have been an email. #starwars
October 4, 2023 at 2:09 AM
The end of Ahsoka could have been an email. #starwars
Got both vaccines today and boy are my arms tired.
October 1, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Got both vaccines today and boy are my arms tired.
With today’s prices, pretty soon I will have to just finance a pizza.
October 1, 2023 at 12:11 AM
With today’s prices, pretty soon I will have to just finance a pizza.
U2 doesn’t get to just put an album on our phones and then break in the orb, that’s not fair.
September 30, 2023 at 6:33 PM
U2 doesn’t get to just put an album on our phones and then break in the orb, that’s not fair.
The 2023 version of Float On by Modest Mouse:
“I backed my car into a cop car the other day. Then he drove to my house and shot my dog.”
“I backed my car into a cop car the other day. Then he drove to my house and shot my dog.”
September 30, 2023 at 2:38 PM
The 2023 version of Float On by Modest Mouse:
“I backed my car into a cop car the other day. Then he drove to my house and shot my dog.”
“I backed my car into a cop car the other day. Then he drove to my house and shot my dog.”
My favorite part of Oppenheimer was when he said “it’s over Japanakin, I have the high ground.”
September 30, 2023 at 1:50 PM
My favorite part of Oppenheimer was when he said “it’s over Japanakin, I have the high ground.”
Rest in peace wooly mammoths, you would have loved stoner metal
September 30, 2023 at 4:03 AM
Rest in peace wooly mammoths, you would have loved stoner metal
Someone just invited me to like a rent-2-own. No I will not like your band on Facebook.
September 29, 2023 at 4:46 PM
Someone just invited me to like a rent-2-own. No I will not like your band on Facebook.
Dave Filoni can do whatever he wants to me.
September 27, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Dave Filoni can do whatever he wants to me.
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.
September 26, 2023 at 8:19 PM
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.
*Lays down to sleep*
Brain- “RIBLETS RIBLETS RIBLETS. APPLEBEES HAS RIBLETS.”
Brain- “RIBLETS RIBLETS RIBLETS. APPLEBEES HAS RIBLETS.”
September 25, 2023 at 1:59 AM
*Lays down to sleep*
Brain- “RIBLETS RIBLETS RIBLETS. APPLEBEES HAS RIBLETS.”
Brain- “RIBLETS RIBLETS RIBLETS. APPLEBEES HAS RIBLETS.”
Breaking. Sufjan Stevens is writing an album about every Pokémon.
September 24, 2023 at 1:22 PM
Breaking. Sufjan Stevens is writing an album about every Pokémon.
Um. It’s pronounced Thom Yorke.
September 24, 2023 at 12:53 PM
Um. It’s pronounced Thom Yorke.
Youth pastor talking to a bunch of antivaxxers: "you know who else 'died suddenly' after getting a jab?"
September 24, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Youth pastor talking to a bunch of antivaxxers: "you know who else 'died suddenly' after getting a jab?"
My neck, my back, my pussy and *spongebob voice* MY LEG
September 24, 2023 at 12:45 PM
My neck, my back, my pussy and *spongebob voice* MY LEG
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Disney gives and Disney takes away. On the one hand they’ve changed the music from jizz to jatz, on the other they’ve officially changed Luke Skywalker’s name to Larry Cum
September 24, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Disney gives and Disney takes away. On the one hand they’ve changed the music from jizz to jatz, on the other they’ve officially changed Luke Skywalker’s name to Larry Cum