gramp
@grahamputation.bsky.social
writer - wrestling fan - renowned homo
Nobody will ever write a line this good ever again.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Nobody will ever write a line this good ever again.
Sadly dawning on me that in two weeks I will no longer live across the street from a Longhorn
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Sadly dawning on me that in two weeks I will no longer live across the street from a Longhorn
The opening scene of tonight’s IT: Welcome to Derry
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The opening scene of tonight’s IT: Welcome to Derry
The new spiced cookie iced coffee from Dunkin. Amazing, Christmas in every sip. Also, it’s made with oat milk by default so you feel like less of a fat fuck.
10/10
10/10
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The new spiced cookie iced coffee from Dunkin. Amazing, Christmas in every sip. Also, it’s made with oat milk by default so you feel like less of a fat fuck.
10/10
10/10
I think about this wayyyy too much
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I think about this wayyyy too much
When I worked in a restaurant in the late 2000’s I used to watch TNG reruns on UPN at 2 AM, it was my first real Star Trek exposure, I loved it.
And boy, some of these episodes would have me howling…
And boy, some of these episodes would have me howling…
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
When I worked in a restaurant in the late 2000’s I used to watch TNG reruns on UPN at 2 AM, it was my first real Star Trek exposure, I loved it.
And boy, some of these episodes would have me howling…
And boy, some of these episodes would have me howling…
My audition to play the fat dead pilot’s son in the new Mummy movie (no but really)
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My audition to play the fat dead pilot’s son in the new Mummy movie (no but really)
Sounds like I’m officially moving in 3 weeks, it’ll be just like Golden Girls if Golden Girls was about two twinks and a fat guy (two Rose’s and a Bea if you will)
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Sounds like I’m officially moving in 3 weeks, it’ll be just like Golden Girls if Golden Girls was about two twinks and a fat guy (two Rose’s and a Bea if you will)
These bad boys get you half a day
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
These bad boys get you half a day
I only watch the classics on Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I only watch the classics on Halloween
…………..can I say something….
October 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
…………..can I say something….
Unironically think this is one of the greatest songs of all time and also I was very disappointed when I eventually found out it had absolutely nothing to do with Daria.
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Unironically think this is one of the greatest songs of all time and also I was very disappointed when I eventually found out it had absolutely nothing to do with Daria.
Just for posterity’s sake
October 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just for posterity’s sake
Whoever cast young Dan and Roseanne in this Halloween episode did impeccable work
October 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Whoever cast young Dan and Roseanne in this Halloween episode did impeccable work
Still think this dickhead in Poltergeist kinda had it coming, who tries to eat an entire steak out of a stranger’s fridge?
October 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Still think this dickhead in Poltergeist kinda had it coming, who tries to eat an entire steak out of a stranger’s fridge?
Rod Steiger in Mars Attacks has one of my favorite line deliveries of all time
October 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Rod Steiger in Mars Attacks has one of my favorite line deliveries of all time
I’m officially old, this thing is such a lifesaver.
October 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I’m officially old, this thing is such a lifesaver.